Scene opens on Chris, standing on the pier. "Last time on Total Drama All Stars." Flashbacks of the previous episode start playing. "We met this year's twenty competitors, who I then dumped in shark infested waters. Katniss and Murtagh saved several people from being eaten, much to our lawyer's relief. We settled on our teams: The Giant Sharks and The Striking Vipers, both of which our contestants will have to survive."
Suddenly, Chef speaks up. "Chris, they don't know about the vipers yet."
"Hush Chef, they might not have guessed yet," said Chris. "Now, where was I? Oh yeah. Light made friends Finn, so he can manipulate him to his will. Ratings, here we come. Haruhi tried to warn Finn, but ended up with her secret revealed to Light." The scene cuts back to Chris standing on the pier. "Who will become friends? Who will become enemies? And most importantly, who will I get to fire out of a canon? The answers to these questions and more right here, on Total Drama All Stars."
Intro song plays.
The scene returns to Chris and the campers, with a large crate that keeps moving by itself. "Now, as you can see, I have a large, dangerous looking crate here," said Chris. "This crate contains several enraged vipers, which you'll have to catch for the next part of the challenge."
"It's only that dangerous?" asked Katniss.
"Exactly, which is why I'm glad I'm not you," said Chris.
"Good, let's go. We can eliminate the weak, leaving the strong to fight to the death," said Ayane, cracking her knuckles.
"I had that idea too," said Chris. "Sadly, our lawyers said there'd be too many lawsuits. Spoil sports. Anyway, to catch the snakes, you need to use the mice out of this barrel." As Chris spoke, Chef rolled out a barrel, also moving of its own accord.
"Finally, we can get rid of some of the rodents from the kitchen," said Chef. "If we have any spare snakes after the challenge, can we put them on rat catching duty?"
"I was just gonna let them run free, but that sounds more fun," said Chris. "Now, when you catch your snake, you must put them into these specially made snake cages. First team to catch five wins. Vipers, because you won the last part of the challenge, you get a one minute head start. And . . . GO!" As Chris said go, he opened the crate. Vipers erupted from the crate, and slithered straight for the campers. "Remember Sharks, you can't do anything for a minute. Vipers, get moving."
The members of the Giant Sharks did as they were told, due in part to several of them being too paralysed with fear to move. The Striking Vipers immediately got out of the way of the oncoming snakes. "Does anyone actually know how to catch a snake?" asked Wallace. "Or are we just meant to wave a mouse at them and hope for the best?"
"Leave it to me," said Ash. "I choose you, Swellow." Ash threw a Pokeball, and out popped Swellow. "Swellow, grab the snakes and put them in the cage." Immediately, Swellow swooped down and grabbed a snake. It struggled, but soon was dropped into one of the cages.
"One to the Striking Vipers. Sharks, still fifteen seconds to go," said Chris from the sidelines.
"Allow me to help," said Sabriel, who pulled a bell out of one of the pouches on her belt. "Saraneth, bind this snake to my will." As the bell sounded, a nearby snake turned to face her. "Get in the cage," she told it. Immediately, the snake slithered into the cage.
"Two to the Vipers," said Chris. "Sharks, you can start now."
"Okay guys, we can still win this," said Light. "Anyone have any ideas?"
"I do," said Draco, pulling out his wand. "Wingardium Leviosa." Immediately, a snake started floating in the air, and fell into one of the cages.
"One to the Sharks," said Chris.
"Make that two," said Alice, holding a snake that was trying to bite her but couldn't pierce her rock hard skin. She gently placed the snake into the cage with their other one.
Ayane quickly plucked a snake off the ground and threw it at the cage. Her aim was perfect, and the snake joined her team's other captures.
"Oh no you don't," said Hit-Girl, grabbing another snake. She then copied Ayane's move, and tied up the score again.
"It must be a rule among people with purple hair that you must be able to do insane stuff like that," said Kim, who was holding a stick with another snake on the end. Carefully, she dropped that snake into the cage.
"As long as they don't turn their insanity on us, who cares?" asked Zidane, who dropped another snake into his team's cage.
"Quick, the scores are even," yelled Carly. "Someone, find the last snake."
"Umm . . . Carly?" started Marty. "Don't wanna freak you out or anything, but, ah . . . the snake is on you."
Carly stared at him, wide-eyed, before slowly turning her head. True to his word, the final viper was staring right back at her. "AHHH!" screamed Carly. "GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" She flailed wildly, trying to get rid of the snake. The snake attempted to bite her, but narrowly missed her head. As it struck, it lost its grip on her waist, allowing Carly flailing arm to strike the viper's chest. Amazingly, the viper landed right in her team's cage.
"And in a come from behind victory, the Giant Sharks win immunity," said Chris, finally coming out of his hiding spot. "Striking Vipers, since you lost, tonight you'll be sending someone home, and I get to test out my new toy on something other than garbage."
"Don't you mean interns?" asked Chef.
"That's what I said," replied Chris. "See you at the elimination ceremony."
Rachel and Katniss grabbed Carly's legs and raised her up while Murtagh started a cheer for her, though Carly was still freaking out about the snake, which made it difficult to hold her.
The Striking Vipers looked around their team, trying to decide who to get rid of. "Well, since Bart egged our cabin, and me, I say we get rid of him," said Annabeth. "I urge you all to vote with me." At that, she walked away to cast her vote officially. Murmurs of agreement came from the other campers, though none followed Annabeth.
It was about an hour later when Light found Finn. "Hey Finn, what's up?" asked Light, sitting down beside him.
"Not a lot. Just trying to decide who to vote for tonight," said Finn. "I think I might go with Bart, because of the whole egging business."
"I have another idea," said Light. "Haruhi."
"Haruhi?" asked Finn, confused. "But why? He hasn't done anything that bad. Sure, he didn't help out in the last challenge, but neither did Bart."
"She isn't all she appears," said Light. Finn opened his mouth to protest, but Light kept going. "Think about it. Didn't you think it was odd that there are eleven guys and only nine girls? Wouldn't it make more sense to have ten of each?"
"Yeah, but . . ." Finn started, but he was in too much shock to keep going.
Light smiled inwardly. I've got him now, he thought. "Haruhi is hiding her own sex from you guys," said Light. "Who knows what other secrets she's hiding from you? Disturbing, diabolical secrets." Light got up from where he was sitting. "I'm only telling you this for your team's sake. She's evil. She'll tear your team apart to take the money." As he finished, Light walked off, satisfied he'd done what he intended.
Finn stared after him, speechless. "YOU'RE WRONG!" yelled Finn when he finally snapped out of it, though he didn't fully believe it. Finn got up, and ran back to the Viper's cabin. There was nobody else there, so Finn quickly looked for Haruhi's stuff. Much to his shock, it wasn't on the boy's side of the cabin. Quickly, he found her stuff on the girl's side, and carefully started to look through it. It wasn't long before his fears were confirmed: he found a bra.
Confession Cam: Finn
"Whoa, what the H? Light was right. Haruhi's a girl. Maybe she is evil. I have to get rid of her. I need to tell everyone."
Confession Cam: Annabeth
"Bart, you are outta here."
Confession Cam: Kevin
"I just about to come in here and vote off Bart when Finn told me that Haruhi is a girl. I couldn't believe it. If she won't even tell people if she's a boy or girl, she must be hiding more than just that."
Confession Cam: Bart
"So I was about to start a smear campaign against Annabeth when Finn told me about Haruhi's secret. I don't want to share my cabin with any more girls. The cabin's already infested with too many girl germs. I'm voting for her."
Confession Cam: Haruhi
"I have to vote for that immature little Bart kid. Seriously, egging? What is he, ten years old? Oh, wait."
Later, at the elimination ceremony, the Striking Vipers are sitting around a campfire. Light is hiding in the shadows, unnoticeable by anyone. Haruhi is drinking a cup of coffee when Chris comes up and grabs it.
"I shall drink this commoner's coffee," said Chris, finishing Haruhi's coffee and throwing the mug into the fire. Haruhi looked at him with a mixture of shock and hatred. "Vipers, welcome to the first Total Drama All Stars elimination ceremony. Here's how it works: I have nine marshmallows on this plate. Those of you who are safe will receive a marshmallow, meaning you will be safe until the next time you're here. That leaves one of you to take the Blast of Shame. You will be blasted out of that cannon, leaving the island, and you will never, ever ever, be allowed to return." He paused dramatically at this point before continuing. "The following people are safe." The campers were silent as Chris picked up a list of names. As he spoke each name, he threw them a marshmallow. "Kevin, Kim, Ayane, Wallace, Ash, Annabeth, Sabriel, Finn." Chris looked up at the contestants. "Campers, there is only one marshmallow left on this plate," said Chris. "The final marshmallow of the night goes to . . ." as he spoke these words, Bart looked fearfully that it might be him, while Haruhi just smiled, thinking it was Bart. "Bart," said Chris, throwing him the marshmallow. Light silently fistpumped, but stayed where he was.
A stunned silence followed, before Annabeth stood up. "WHAT?!" she screamed. "How in Hades did Haruhi lose to Bart?"
"Because she's evil," said Finn, facing Annabeth.
"What are you talking about?" asked Haruhi, facing Finn.
"I know your little secret," said Finn. "Hiding the fact you're a girl. What else are you hiding, Haruhi?"
"I wasn't hiding that I'm a girl," said Haruhi. "This is just the way I normally dress. You just assumed I was a boy."
"But . . ." started Finn, but was cut off by Ayane.
"What made you think she was a boy anyway?" she asked.
"Light said that since she was hiding her sex, she must be hiding other secrets," said Finn.
"I told you he was bad news," said Haruhi, as Chris led her away.
"Enough chitchat," said Chris, pushing her into the cannon. "Time for me to play with my new toy."
"Wait Chris," called Finn. "I volunteer for elimination."
Just as Finn finished speaking, the cannon fired, sending Haruhi flying over the horizon. "Too late," said Chris, who laughed at what he'd just done. Light slipped away from the campfire at this point, completely unnoticed by anyone.
Confession Cam: Finn
"Light tricked me. Haruhi was right, he is evil. Hopefully, he gets eliminated next."
Confession Cam: Light
"Finn may be angry at me now, but I reckon I can get him on my side. Bart may also be grateful enough that I saved him I can get him on my side. You know, in case things don't work out with Finn."
Confession Cam: Bart
"Light just saved me from elimination. Maybe I can use this to my advantage."
The scene returns to Chris watching these confessions on a computer screen. "Wow, two episodes in and already the teams are tearing each other apart. I love it, especially since I didn't even have to do anything." Turning to the camera, he continued speaking. "Will Light be able to keep Finn on his side? Will Bart use Light, or vice versa? And who will be eliminated next? Find out next time, right here, on Total Drama All Stars."