"He's so small!" he heard Aunt Iris coo.
Why was she cooing at him? And what was going on? He wasn't small! She was huge! Had she been mutated or something? Why couldn't he move? Oh right, he was wrapped up super tight in a blanket!
"What should we name them?" he heard a voice that sounded an awful lot like Uncle Barry ask. "Barry and Iris Jr.?" he said jokingly.
Them? he wondered. Who were they talking about? Surely not him, he already had a name. He tried telling them this, but it only ended up sounding like a whimper. Why couldn't he talk?
"I don't think he liked that suggestion," Aunt Iris said.
"I don't really blame him." Uncle Barry said with a smile on his face. "Wanna switch for a little while?"
"Sure." Suddenly, he was being passed into strong arms and he caught a glimpse of a pink bundle. It was getting hard to keep his eyes open.
"He looks like you Iris." Barry said. "Same red hair. They'll both have our green eyes, though."
"And she has your hair and nose." Iris responds. "Any more thoughts on names? We can't just keep calling them baby boy and baby girl."
"What was that name your brother was going to name his son if him and Mary had ever had a kid? Wallace? Do you think they would mind if we used it?" Barry asked.
What!? What are they talking about? Wally got a sinking feeling. All the puzzle pieces were coming together with a very disturbing picture.
"Wallace sounds nice. No I don't think they would mind. Mary told me she didn't think they wanted kids anyway. Too busy living their lives to watch after any rug rats. Plus with Rudy's temper, I don't think he would handle a child that well anyway."
"Well that takes care of the boy's name; what about the girl?" Barry pondered. "I still think Iris would be cute. We could call her Irey."
Am I a- a baby?! Wally almost choked. Had he been growing inside his Aunt Iris for nine months?! And he had a twin!
"No, Barry." Iris said exasperated. "How about Dawn? I've always liked that name."
"Dawn's nice. Okay, names are done! Welcome to the family Wallace and Dawn." Uncle Barry cried enthusiastically.