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England had gotten tired of his counterpart's babbling.
"-and then he punched me right on the nose! So after that..."
A minute hasn't gone by, without his 2p telling him some tale about his tea parties with 2p America (which was actually his 2p forcing the hot beverage down 2p America's throat) or how 2p Italy was always picking a fight with him (how did he manage to lose to Italy?) or how much he loved cupcakes, though a creepy smile appeared on his face whenever he mentioned them.
His counterpart sure was a talkative bloke.
By, the time they arrived at the conference room he could retell his counterpart's whole life story, right after of course he escaped from his chatterbox counterpart.
Fortunately, Oliver was currently running towards 2p America who thankfully was on the other side of the room. America's 2p, in America's own words, was a "brown haired dude, with seriously creepy red eyes".
And as England could see, they not only differed in appearance but also in attitude. England watched as his 2p was greeted with a punch to the face by 2p America instead of a hug.
England scanned the room, so far only England and America had 2ps the rest of the countries who were present luckily had none. England noticed that the only ones who weren't there yet were the members of the g8 along with China. At least no one will bother me England thought, of course that didn't happen.
"IGGY!" America shouted from one side of the room "WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?!"
America didn't even wait for his reply, as he hurried over to the very much annoyed Englishman. England should have known America would be there, his 2p was present after all.
"YO Iggy! Have you seen my 2p? Did you know last night, he just poofed up in my basement. Of course being the hero and all I went to check it out."
America was retelling the story of how he had come across his 2p. He had told him all about it when England had called him, but England decided to listen so he wouldn't hurt his feelings (I just don't want to make him sad, it's not like I care).
"...then he fainted at the sight of me, well tony was with me of course. But I guess he couldn't stand my awesomeness"
England still thought the idea was funny, that America's 2p was terrified of Tony, who was one of America's "friends".
"Hey Iggy" America leaned over as if he was telling a secret. "I also find out I had a brother this morning, turns out his name is Canada."
England was surprised, he didn't remember any Canada when he raised America.
"Who's Canada?"
"WHO'S CANADA?!" exclaimed an enraged voice.
England turned to see where that voice was coming from. The source of the voice was from someone with blonde hair tied up in a ponytail, he had some kind of red uniform and had sunglasses on the top of his head.
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHO F-ING CANADA IS?!" continued the enraged man.
"Umm you don't need to shout"
England could see that the voice was coming from a... polar bear?
"Are you my bro?" asked America oblivious to the man's furious tone.
"America that isn't me" continued the quiet voice.
"Huh it's not" America asked, at least hearing the voice, and then finally realizing that the quiet voice was Canada.
"Oh Hey! Canada when did you get there" America greeted his brother happily.
"I've been here the whole time America" Canada replied calmly, happy that he was remembered at last.
England finally remembered who Canada was. "Canada my boy, why don't you come sit with us"
"England weren't you the one who asked who I was."
"Oh sorry about that" England said, awkwardly patting Canada's shoulder.
"Yo bro, (Hey that rhymes!) Who was that dude that was with you" America asked in his ever happy manner.
England glanced at the man, who was dragged away by a smiling Oliver and was now sitting with his and America's counterparts.
"He's the other me" Canada answered joyfully "He said he would help me get noticed more often"
Well at least someone's getting along with their 2p England thought.
America was chatting with Canada, though America kept forgetting who Canada was in the middle of their conversation.
Well at least that bloody idiot is occupied England thought Maybe I should go grab a snack, I did miss breakfast after all. England made his way out of the door with thoughts of delicious scones in his head. His thoughts were soon interrupted by the door slamming into his face.
"Let go of me ~aru" England could hear people entering the conference room
"But that panda is so cute I WANT IT ~aru" whined another voice
"Why do you not believe in l' amour? Another person entered the room.
"Because it is meaningless! Get of me!" said an angry voice
England fell to the ground.
"Oh Angleterre I didn't see you there!" France said noticing England's body on the floor.
"Go away you frog!" England said clenched his fist, then punched the Frenchman, his fist connected with France's face, well one of the Frances
"Sorry Iggy got the wrong France" America pointed out the other France clutching his face in pain, while the real France was rolling on the floor, laughing.
"Sorry about that" England got up, quickly apologizing to 2p France. "I was trying to hit that wanker over there."
"Tch, I can take a hit." 2p France stood up abruptly, and made his way over to the rest of the 2ps while lighting another cigarette (he had dropped one when England punched him).
England stood a little dumbfounded, usually France would be complaining about "how his beautiful face was ruined". Maybe the 2ps were tougher than he thought. But first he had to deal with France.
England approached the Frenchman, a menacing scowl on his face. He was going to give that frog a beating he would never forget.
France had just realized that the Englishman was approaching him, and was contemplating the chances of him living if he was to fight back or, run away. But before he could do either (most probably running away), the screaming voices of the two Chinas interrupted them.
"I WANT THAT PANDA ~ARU" shouted one.
"I SAID NO ~ARU" replied the other.
The two Chinas were currently wrestling over the panda that China always carried with him. The nations were amused, it's not every day after all you get to see two grown men fighting over a panda.
The show didn't last long, as the temperature in the room suddenly dropped.
"Is it me or is it getting cold in here ~aru" remarked China getting up from the floor.
"Oh no please tell me it's not him" said a trembling Latvia.
"Maybe his 2p is nicer" Lithuania tried to reassure his fellow Baltic nations.
"-or much worse" commented Estonia.
"Yay! He's here ~aru" said 2p China, completely forgetting about the panda.
Then the door opened and two countries enter the room, one going to the 2p side, and the other joining England, America, France, China and...Canada was it?
"H-Hello Russia" England greeted Russia.
"Wassup Commie!" America tried to high five Russia, but the Russian just gave a few kolkolkols before sitting down in a seat next to China.
"America I don't think you should be making Russia mad right now" Canada quietly told America. England agreed with which ever nation said that (it's me Canada. Who?). Russia seemed even scarier today, he was kolkolkol-ing more than usual. And upon seeing Russia's bloody lip and his counterpart's black eye, and the multiple bruises the two of them had, England had deduced that they had probably gotten into a fight.
There was silence in the meeting room. Ever since the two Russians entered the meeting room no one dared to talk to each other.
But that only lasted for a moment.
CRASH
Loud noises could be heard from the hallway outside the conference room.
Then the noises suddenly stopped, and from the door entered...one screaming Italy followed by another Italy who was chasing the screaming one, who was followed by one happy German skipping over playfully to the second Italy. After him was one very, VERY angry Germany, who was followed by two Japans, one was tied up and the other was guarding him as if he were an escaped convict.
The former Axis powers had finally arrived, along with a fuming Romano who immediately went to Spain with his counterpart who was still hugging him. Spain was overjoyed at the sight of two Romanos and began to join the hugging. And of course the awesome Prussia was there too with his counterpart (hey the awesome me needs a longer description).
America rushed to greet Japan and his 2p, but instead was met with a punch and a "GET OFF ME" Japan apologized for his counter parts behavior. England involuntarily shuddered, 2p Japan took his personal space a little too seriously. Italy was now sitting in his seat. His 2p was tackle-glomped by Germany's counterpart, who was ignoring the glares he was receiving from 2p Italy. Germany went to the front of the room.
"It seems that we are now complete" Germany stated, looking around the room.
"As some of you may have noticed, several of you have counterparts or 2ps as they call themselves" England rolled his eyes as if that wasn't obvious. Germany was now glaring at England. Oops had he said that aloud.
Nevertheless Germany continued on. "Luckily only few have 2ps."
"Which is like unfair, cuz' I totally wanted to see my 2p" said Poland.
"Is that Poland" 2p America asked no one in particular "So that dude's a chic here" the 2ps laughed finding the idea funny.
"I'm like a guy" Poland exclaimed.
"Yeah and so is my counterpart ~aru" 2p China said sarcastically.
"I AM A GUY ~ARU" China shouted.
"China maybe you shouldn't shout" whispered a voice
"I TOLD YOU CANADA! YOU SHOULD SPEAK UP! SHOW THESE BASTA-"
"Care to finish that, love?" 2p England remarked, giving a creepy smile.
"THE AWESOME ME WILL FINISH IT, HE SAID-" Prussia was cut off.
" YOU POTATO BASTAR-" Romano was interrupted.
"ALL OF YOU SHUT UP" shouted Germany, his hands on the table. Even the 2ps were surprised.
"Well at least my counterpart's a guy" 2p Germany said quietly.
"WE HAVE COME HERE TO DISCUSS HOW WE WILL SEND THE SECOND PLAYERS BACK TO WHEREVER THEY CAME FROM" said Germany still shouting.
"What if we don't want to go home" remarked 2p Italy coolly.
"Yes!" 2p Romano agreed "We're having so much fun here.
The 2ps started complaining.
"Well you have to go back sooner or later" England stepped in "-and luckily I have my wand right here"
France snickered "Angleterre what are you planning to do with a stick, with a star glued on top" England ignored France and began chanting a spell. England succeeded in opening a portal, well he would have if 2p England didn't grab his wand.
"What are you doing- give that back you"
"I don't plan on going home anytime soon, love"
They started wrestling over the wand, unknown to them that other 2ps had found the portal and were heading towards their world. The other nations watched as figures exited the swirling vortex
"Iggy I think you should close the portal" said America pointing to it.
"What do you mean Ameri-" England didn't get to finish his sentence. He stared at the new arrivals.
"Well, well, well what do we have here" said one of them, as he lunged towards England
YAY ANOTHER CHAPTER! DO REVIEW ON HOW YOU WANT THE OTHER 2PS TO BE NAMELY: NORDICS, BALTICS, AUSTRIA, HUNGARY, GREECE, TURKEY, SOUTH KOREA, HONG KONG, TAIWAN, POLAND AND ANY OTHERS I FORGOT TO MENTION.
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