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"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WELCOME TO EARTH RUMBLE SIX!", The announcer yelled from the arena, "TONIGHT WE HAVE SOKKA VERSES SHIPPO!"

"I have a feeling Snoozles is gonna lose.", Toph said.

"Are you kidding me? Shippo can't even fight for his life!", Inuyasha said with no remorse.

"Why am I thinking you are more annoying out of the arena?", Toph asked giving Inuyasha a stern look.

Inuyasha growled.

"Take that back wench!", Inuyasha shouted.

"I won't. Deal with it, Dopey Pup.", Toph said.

Inuyasha fumed even more at the nickname Toph gave him. He was about to attempt killing Toph when Kagome gave Inuyasha a very angry look.

"INUYASHA! SIT BOY!", Kagome yelled.

Inuyasha face planted into the ground.

Sokka pranced into the ring with his machete, space sword, and boomerang while wearing his Southern Water Tribe Armor. He was happy that he could get to show people he didn't need bending to win. Shippo entered the ring, shocking Sokka.

"There has to be a mistake. I thought I was fighting a teenager with muscles, not a seven year old squirrel.", Sokka said picking up Shippo by the tail.

"I AM FOX DEMON NOT A SQUIRREL!", Shippo yelled feeling insulted, "NOW PUT ME DOWN!"

"Okay! Okay!", Sokka said and set Shippo on the ground.

The bell rang and Sokka came charging at Shippo with his machete. Shippo took out a leaf.

"MULTIPLY!", Shippo cried and many Shippos popped into existance.

The many Shippos started biting Sokka all over. Sokka danced around, trying to shake them off before using his machete to pop them all. None of the Shippos was the real one.

Shippo was disguised as Sokka's helmet as he tried walking away. Sokka noticed the tail and yanked on it, forcing Shippo to let go of the disguise. Sokka then whacked him in the head with the machete. Shippo then snatched the machete, throwing it out of the ring.

"MY MACHETE!", Sokka cried over dramatically.

Inuyasha face palmed as Toph rolled her unseeing eyes at Sokka's drama act.

Shippo took out a top from his shirt and threw it at Sokka.

"SPINNING TOP!", Shippo cried out.

The top 'enlarged' and started 'drilling' Sokka into the ground. Sokka cried out in pain as the illusion wore off. Sokka picked up the top and blushed in embarrassment.

"I knew this was not a monster top that was trying to kill me.", Sokka said sarcastically making the crowd laugh.

Shippo then snuck up on Sokka as he transformed into his balloon form. Sokka yelped in fright before realizing what was going on.

"Nice try Shippo, it going to take more than the color pink to make me run away.", Sokka commented.

Shippo transformed back to normal and face palmed.

"You are so dense. Did you and Inuyasha get left behind by the Idiot Parade?", Shippo said.

Inuyasha perked up as Sokka gave an annoyed look.

"SAY THAT AGAIN! I DARE YA SHIPPO!", Inuyasha yelled.

"Wow. Once more his canine power amazes me.", Shippo said sarcastically making Sokka laugh and Inuyasha fume.

"DOGS ARE CARNIVOROUS! REMEMBER THAT RUNT!", Inuyasha shouted.

"Sit boy.", Kagome said causing Inuyasha to get another face plant.

Sokka pulled out his boomerang and threw it at Shippo. Shippo dodged the boomerang.

"Sango has one that is bigger than that.", Shippo mused, "Do Boomerangs get smaller in the future?"

The boomerang returned and smacked Shippo upside the head.

Sango was curious about Sokka's boomerang to the point she didn't notice Miroku's cursed hand slip into a garment it should never enter. A grope gone too far. She blushed so hard that her entire head was a deep red before smacking Miroku across the face ten times.

"PERVERT!", Sango shouted before smashing her Hiraikotsu into Miroku's head, knocking him out with a stupid smile on his face.

Shippo jumped into the air.

"FOX FIRE!", Shippo yelled as he threw a blue blaze at Sokka.

"FIREBENDER!", Sokka shouted as the Fox Fire hit.

The flames 'burned' Sokka, making him frantically run around, trying to put out the fire. He even took a dive into the Waterbending tank. The Fox Fire remained.

"WHY WON'T THESE FLAMES GO OUT?!", Sokka screamed.

"Like I said, I am a Fox Demon.", Shippo said as he perched on Sokka's head.

Sokka frowned and grabbed his sword and aimed the hilt at Shippo's head. Shippo jumped out of the way just as the hilt came down. This caused Sokka to accidently bash himself in the head with his own sword hilt, making him derp. Sokka got knocked out by his own error.

Inuyasha laughed his butt off at Sokka's self inflicted defeat.

"YOUR WINNER OF THIS ROUND IS SHIPPO!", The announcer announced.