Konoha Christmas Carols
Arranged by Goggleplex
The Twelve Pains of Christmas: Akatsuki Style
Konan: The first thing at Christmas,
That's such a pain to me:
Zetsu: Is finding a Christmas tree,
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Konan: The second thing at Christmas,
That's such a pain to me:
Deidara: Rigging up the lights,
Zetsu: And finding a Christmas tree,
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Konan: The third thing at Christmas
That's such a pain to me:
Kisame: Hangovers,
Deidara: Rigging up the lights
Zetsu: And finding a Christmas tree,
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Konan: The fourth thing at Christmas,
That's such a pain to me:
Itachi: Sending Christmas cards,
Kisame: Hangovers,
Deidara: Rigging up the lights
Zetsu: And finding a Christmas tree
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Konan: The fifth thing at Christmas
That's such a pain to me:
All: FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!
Itachi: Sending Christmas cards,
Kisame: Hangovers,
Deidara: Rigging up the lights
Zetsu: And finding a Christmas tree
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Konan: The sixth thing at Christmas
That's such a pain to me:
Pein: Facing my in-laws,
All: FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!
Itachi: I hate these Christmas cards,
Kisame: Hangovers,
Deidara: Rigging up these lights
Zetsu: And finding a Christmas tree,
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Konan: The seventh thing at Christmas,
that's such a pain to me:
Kakuzu: The Salvation Army,
Pein: Facing my in-laws,
All: FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!
Itachi: Sending Christmas cards,
Kisame: Ohhh geeez,
Deidara: I'm tryin to rig up these lights
Zetsu: And finding a Christmas tree
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Konan: The eighth thing at Christmas,
that's such a pain to me:
Tobi: I want a transformer for Christmas,
Kakuzu: Charities
Pein: And what do you mean your in-laws?
All: FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!
Itachi: Ugh makin up these cards,
Kisame: Get me more sake huh,
Deidara: What we have no extension cords?
Zetsu: And finding a Christmas tree,
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Konan: The ninth thing at Christmas
that's such a pain to me:
Hidan: Finding parking spaces,
Tobi: Zetsu I want some candy,
Kakuzu: Donations,
Pein: Facing my in-laws
All: FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!
Itachi: Writing out those Christmas cards,
Kisame: Hangovers,
Deidara: Now why the hell are they blinking?
Zetsu: And finding a Christmas tree,
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Konan: The tenth thing at Christmas
That's such a pain to me:
Sasori: Batteries not included,
Hidan: No parking spaces,
Tobi: Buy me something,
Kakuzu: Get a job you bum,
Pein: Facing my in-laws,
All: FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!
Itachi: Oh no sending Christmas cards,
Kisame: Oh-geez look at this,
Deidara: One light goes out they all go out,
Zetsu: And finding a Christmas tree,
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Konan: The eleventh thing at Christmas
That's such a pain to me:
Orochimaru: Stale T.V. specials,
Sasori: Batteries not included,
Hidan: No parking spaces
Tobi: Senpai I gotta go bathroom,
Kakuzu: Charites,
Pein: She's a witch I hate her,
All: FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!
Itachi: I dont even know half these people,
Kisame: Oh who has the toilet paper,
Deidara: Turn the flashlight on I blew a fuse
Zetsu: And finding a Christmas tree,
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Konan: The twelfth thing at Christmas
that's such a pain to me: Singing Christmas carols,
Orochimaru: Stale T.V. specials,
Sasori: Batteries not included,
Hidan: No parking,
Tobi[crying
Kakuzu: Charities,
Pein: Gotta make em dinner,
All: FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!
Itachi: I'm not sending them Leader that's it,
Kisame: Shut up you,
Deidara: You're so smart you rig up the lights
Zetsu: And finding a Christmas tree!!
Ooh boy...Ths song has been in my head all day and couldn't help but think of the Akatsuk while it did so here's the result. Hope you enjoyed it!