A/N- Well so none of you go into a catatonic state because of mild confusion (We all know there has to be a least one who does.) I will point out the fact that this is Naruto's world, Bailey's nickname is rabbit, and we have just came from the real world.
Disclaimer- We really wish we owned Naruto but we don't
(Wolf "it's such a cruel world!")
(Sam "Shut up! And start typing!")
Chapter 3
(Manisha's pov)
"N…Nick?" I heard Sam whisper.
He gave a small grimace, "yeah….in the flesh."
"….." nobody spoke.
"NINJA!" suddenly Ali screamed only moments later a attacking the scared boy with a yell of "FLYING GLOPM JUTSU!" while catching "Nick" in a kind of tackle/hug.
"Wolf's a crazy as always." I heard Bailey mutter.
" and proud of it!" Ali shot back.
"Well at least I don't act like a maniac every five minutes." Bailey accused.
"AT LEAST I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH A CARTOON CHARACTER!" Ali yelled back.
"Hey! Leave nick out of this!" Sam whined trying to calm the group down (It wouldn't work but a girls gotta try)
"MUTT!"
"RODENT!"
"DOG!"
"EASTER BUNNY!"
"SCOOBY DOO!"
"BUGS BUNNY!"
"CHINESE FOOD!" (no offence: running out of insults)
"ROAD KILL!"
"YOU SHOULD BE PUT DOWN!"
"REMEMBER YOUR PLACE ON THE FOOD CHAIN!"
As I followed the insults back and forth I noticed Nick was turning 'blue'.
"guys." I said hoping to gain there attention.
"AWWW IS THE LITTLE WOLF GETTING ANGRY?"
" WOLVES EAT RABBITS FOR BREAKFAST!"
"GUYS" I yelled losing my patience.
"WHAT!" they yelled turning on me.
"I don't want to have to plan a funeral."
"what?" they said confused.
"Need…a…air…" gasped Nick about to pass out.
"OHHHHHHHH!" the two jumped back to let the boy breath.
"Sorry Fox." Ali said with a sheepish grin while rubbing the back of her neck.
"Your starting to act like Nick." I snickered.
"Naruto" Sam corrected.
Nick's lips thinned out in an obvious frown.
"Your going to show me some kick ass ninja moves, right Kitsune!" Ali said with a huge grin.
"Your nickname makes since now!" I yelled.
"No Duh genius where have you been the last half hour." Sam laughed.
Everyone busted out laughing at me.
"Its not funny!" I whined.
(Naruto's pov)
I love them so much. They came, they found out, and yet they didn't run. I stiffened before asking them the only question that was on my mind.
"You don't hate me?" I managed to choke out.
"Of coarse not Kitsune. Your practically my brother." Wolf said while giving me a bone crushing hug.
"I DON"T WANT TO DIE!" I wailed gasping for breath. I was so glad for having Kyuubi's healing at that moment.
She released me and watched as I fell to the ground twitching slightly. She looked at me for a moment longer before shaking her head and saying "And you call yourself a ninja."
"But Wolf, your hugs are deadly." I wined.
"wimp!" Sam teased before tackling me. Why did I have to have crazy friends?
A look of deep contemplation crossed Wolfs face. "So who is your dad in our world?"
I blinked once then twice and broken into a fit of laughter, "Wow! You'd think coming to this world would help you figure it out!"
" IT'S THE FOX ISN'T IT!" Wolf yelled jumping up and down in excitement.
"Oh shit…either she's about to break into song and dance or she's going to go into a catatonic state." Bailey whispered.
"It's the fox, it's the fox, it's the cutest little fox in the world!" She sang after reaching into my bag and pulling out a top hat and cane.
In my mind Kyuubi was pouting and muttering, "I'm not cute…..am I?"
'Don't even go there dad!' I thought.
"…..Do you want to meet him? I mean when he's not all that human." I asked.
"yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes!" Wolf yelled like she was on a sugar rush.
"Wolf how much sugar have you had today?" I asked almost scared.
"13 cans of pop, and all the junk food I stole from your bag just before I came…. Ohh and a cookie. I joined the dark side they have free cookies!" Wolf said grinning like a predator just waiting to pounce.
"Now let me see Fluffy!" she yelled her grin getting wider if that was even possible.
…oh god she's going to kill my dad.
"No don't let her in! I don't want to die!" Kyuubi was pleading in my mind.
I only smiled before forming the hand signs. This world started to fade away to be replaced by a dark room with only a cage .
" COOL!" Wolf shouted before running to the cage, through the bars and hugged Kyuubi's nose. A poof of smoke singled his change from his demon form to his hanyou form. His hair was crimson red, long, and pulled back into a ponytail. Nine crimson fox tails waived behind him and in place of human ears he had fox ones. A regular black t and dark jeans was his outfit of choice. I just gave him a sympathetic look knowing what was to come.
"THIS IS AWSOME!" Sam yelled as she ran over to join the hug. Kyuubi was turning purple from the lack of air. Bailey and Manisha just grimaced feeling sorry for the demon. We all knew what it felt like to be on the receiving end of Wolf's hugs but adding Sam into the equation and you were in a world of pain.
"Lets give Fluffy a bath!" Wolf yelled. "NO!" screamed kyuubi as Wolf and Sam dragged him away kicking and screaming the whole way. The last thing we saw was the wolfish grins on their faces.
It's been three hours and we've last seen Kyuubi. The only clue that we've had of what's going on is the crashes, curses, screams of pain, and insane laughter we can here floating down the hall. "What are they doing to him?" Bailey asked when we heard a scream of terror. "I don't even want to know." I muttered. "Are you sure that was fair for Kyuubi. I mean you practically sacrificed him to Sam and Ali. When they're on a sugar rush." Manisha whispered. Sam and Wolf came back with a red fox struggling in their arms. It was wearing pink bows and a tutu….which scarred me for life might I add and handed him to me. Knowing that I'd probably be bitten I set him down and there was a poof of smoke. He was again in his hanyou form…tutu and all. "It burns it burns! Make the image go away!" I yelled. Kyuubi went to change into his normal clothes but before he could Manisha had already snapped a picture.
"Soooo…exactly what is this place?" Bailey asked looking around in amazement.
"My mind." I said proudly.
"Kind of empty don't ya think?" She frowned.
"Well it's not like a 'mind' mind!" I scoffed as though she should know this. "I escaped the real world by going here…..you can be here for decades, never age and yet be back within minutes! The only reason I stopped using it for training was because it takes seven minutes to come out of it…..and who knows what could happen in that time?"
"Training?" Bailey didn't seem all that interested but her eyes held a spark of intrigue.
"Come to think of it you might need some yourself….being that you and the others will be stuck here for a few week." I shrugged.
"WHAT!" Everyone within earshot screamed. "Weeks?"
"Don't worry! Barely a moment would have passed in your world." Kyuubi said coming back from a separate room, new clothes evident. "And we all know none of you are going to make it back without some training. Naruto and I may have to train you somewhere else for a year or so."
"SWEET! Ninja training!" Wolf said pumping her hand up into the air.
Bailey gave a nervious twitch, "Where exactly?"
"My world should do." he said forming the hand signs. When he was finished a red portal appeared. "At least that way you will be able to get your familiar."
"Demon dimension?" Sam asked while her eyes sparkled in anime fashion.
"DOUBLE SWEET!" Wolf screamed.
"Is it safe to go there…..us being human and all?"
Kyuubi huffed and crossed his arms, "Of course it is….I am the king after all and no demon would be foolish enough to attack you in my presence. Nor would they be foolish enough to attack someone I've trained. My son is proof of that."
"Then lets go!" Wolf yelled running through the portal.
"Charge!" Sam laughed doing the same.
"Why me?" Manisha muttered trying to keep up with the other two.
"All….my friends…..are nut jobs!" Bailey whispered before calmly walking into the Crimson portal, "Why is that ?"
I groaned, "What have I gotten myself into."
Kyuubi just shook his head, smile obvious on his face. "A whole lot of trouble Kit, a whole lot of trouble!" he said before walking through the portal.
I sighed, preparing for the chaos that was going to occur. The demons wouldn't know what hit them. I took one last look at the serene landscape before stepping through the portal.