Master Hand flew into the studio just as the lights turned on. "We're back!"

"We're front!" said Crazy Hand crazily.

"So did you enjoy the commercial break?"

"The original Smash Bros. commercial was awesome and crazy! Wahahahaha!"

"It sure is! So what do we talk about today?"

"I know! I remember when I was 20…"

"I know a good one! There are some characters that used to be our enemies, but are now considered allies," said MH. "The most obvious ones are probably the Space Pirate Trio and Mr. 2 Bon Clay."

"Grrr…" growled CH as he is ignored once again, and he went off to sulk in front of the audience.

"I remember how the Smashers used to fight them like sworn enemies. But I can't believe how things have changed so much! Let us have a look at the first time they fought! Let us start with the Pirate Trio in Stories of Smash!"

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The Smashers are confronting the Space Pirate Trio atop the highest tower of Fourside—Eagle Building.

Punk began the battle by firing laser beams in their direction, but Game & Watch swiped his bucket at the lasers and easily caught them in it.

"Luigi! Throw me the bag!" Samus shouted to Luigi.

"But what if you missed it?" asked Luigi in concern.

"Just throw it!"

So Luigi followed what Samus said and threw her the bag she wanted. She opened the bag and inside is several buttons. She pressed some of the buttons and a beam shot out at her, and in a few seconds, she is seen with her power suit on. She got up and turned around and wasted no time in firing a shot at Punk. Punk brought up his pincers and somehow blocked the shot like it was nothing. After that, he countered with firing several lasers at once.

G&W tried his best to catch all the lasers in his bucket, but is having a hard time. "I can't catch all of them! And the bucket is getting overloaded!" He quickly dumped the contents in the SP's direction, but missed.

Sapphire, the manga counterpart of May from the Pokemon anime, reached into her Pokeball bag and got out a Pokeball, and hurled it forward. "Tororo! Come out!" And out came a large diplodocus Pokemon with leafy wings—Tropius. She climbed onto his back and called to the Smashers, "It's not a wise idea to fight on a narrow and dangerous place like this! We should pick a better spot!"

"She haz a point-a!" said Mario, and so the Smashers quickly hopped onto the Pokemon and took off from the building.

"Flying or not, you're still dead!" said Punk. He pointed his pincers at them and fired several lasers, but the Tropius is able to avoid them, and then he returned the favor with Razor Leaf.

Punk brought up his pincers to block the attack, but the sharpness of the leaves still managed to give him a few cuts on the skin. "Argh! Pix and Pork! We'll take them using our ship!"

Pix pressed a remote that he is carrying with him and their spaceship (which looks like sperm) flew into sight, and they hopped inside it. The spaceship flew after the Tropius and began bombarding him with lasers.

"Whoa! I'm losing my balance!" cried Luigi as he held on tightly onto the Pokemon.

"Hold on, guys!" said Sapphire. "It's going to end very soon! Tororo, use Solar Beam!"

Under her command, the Tropius opened its mouth and solar energy began to gather in it. "We got them this time!" said Punk as he took aim and fired a larger laser beam.

"Fire!" shouted Sapphire, and Tororo let loose a large solar energy beam, which plowed through the laser beam and hit the spaceship.

"This can't be happening!" cried Pix.

"Dammit! Evacuate!" shouted Punk in panic.

"But the foods!" protested Pork.

"Vine Whip!" commanded Sapphire, and Tororo swung a pair of vine at the spaceship and sent it flying into the distance, where it exploded in midair.

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"That was how fights were back during that time," said MH. "Game2002 considered them to be poorly done when compared to his current works. But what's done is done… Anyway, the Space Pirate Trio did survive the explosion, but they are after the Smashers ever since. They sometimes helped the Smashers in their quest, the notable ones being the story Feudal Smashers, but that was only because they had the same goal. However, ever since Darkling, they have turned to the neutral side and even supported the Smashers in the raid against Alias Lobby in the story Armageddon!"

"Don't you think you should explain to the readers why Sapphire is with us?" Samus asked him.

"How did you get in?"

"The door was wide open."

"That doesn't mean you can barge in! Do you go into the house of any open doors?"

"That's not the point…"

"Just kidding! This is a special program! You're all invited! So yeah, Sapphire was with the Smashers because her father Professor Bitch…"

"It's Birch!" shouted the voice of the professor from somewhere. Even I don't know where the voice is coming from.

"Right, Birch… Anyway, he left his beloved and barbaric daughter in care of the Smashers while he went away on some trip."

Then a wireframe guy came up to MH and handed him a letter. "Why thank you!" said MH. "What does it say? Hmmm… Apparently, the readers wanted to know what Punk, Pix, and Pork look like. I guess that's true; even though Game2002 stated they are Space Pirates from the Metroid series, but are there anything that distinguishes them from the generic ones?"

The wireframe shrugged as an answer.

"I didn't ask you anything! Get out of here! So anyway, this problem can be easily solved! Pork is easily the most recognizable among them; he is large and imposing."

"More like fat," corrected CH.

"Right, fat! Very fat! Just look at Wario!" MH pointed at Wario who is sitting on the floor with broken pieces of chair around him.

"I don't care!" said Wario loudly. "I support the fat!"

"Back to the topic…" MH. "Punk can be easily recognized by the spines on his head, and they're arranged in a way so that they look like Mohawk hairstyle. Pix actually looks quite generic, but since he is the craftsman of the trio, he usually carries with him several gadgets and tools."

"Do you think I'm fat?" asked CH for no reason.

"How fat can a hand be? Forget that and let's move on to the next topic! Another one of our allies is Bon Clay, but he used to be a villain. Here's a picture of him!" said MH, and the screen showed the face of Bon Clay.

"That's your mom!" said CH jokingly.

"Right… And that would make it your mom too!"

"My mom isn't that ugly!"

"We're brothers, so we share the same mom!"

"Oh right…"

"And that's not our mom."

"Phew… That was a relief!"

MH ignored him and went on with his job. "Bon Clay was formerly a member of Baroque Works ran by the Shichibukai, Sir Crocodile. After Baroque Works is disbanded, Bon Clay turned to the good side and started to live a happy life."

"Oh how I love my life!" sang Bon Clay as he spun across the studio.

"See how happy he is!"

"Oh how I love my craziness!" sang CH as he danced along with Bon Clay.

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After delivering several blows to each other, Captain Falcon and Mr. 2 hopped back to their starting positions and glared at each other. Then they hopped into the air and clashed through each other and landed on opposite sides.

Then there was silence between the both of them as the wind and tumbleweed blew across them. Suddenly, CF coughed and dropped to his knees and spat out blood. Mr. 2 then began to scream and shout, "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And he ran around like a madman before stupidly running straight into a brick wall.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And he fell onto the ground. CF got up and approached him, and Mr. 2 said, "Fine, you win! Go on and finish me!"

Instead, CF stretched out his hand and offered to help him up. "That was a worthy fight. I have not had such a fight in a long time!"

"Are you going to help me?" asked Mr. 2 in surprise.

"Yes. Wanna get up?"

Mr. 2 began to cry in happiness and allowed CF to hold him up. "So this is true friendship!" he thought.

Suddenly, CF karate chopped on his head and knocked him onto the ground again.

"He gave me the final blow anyway…" muttered Mr. 2 under his breath.

"That was from Darkling in case you forgot," said MH.

"Sometimes I wonder if I really should have finished him off that time," said CF.

"Bon Clay isn't a bad guy! He's actually quite nice!"

"But I don't like his lifestyle…"

Bon Clay showed up next to CF and said to him, "Little Falcon! I made you a beautiful towel with the picture of me on it! Do you like it?"

"Uh…"

"Go on and accept it! You'll love it!" And Bon Clay handed him the towel before hopping off.

CF looked at the towel that has the picture of Bon Clay and said, "Just when I needed a foot towel!"

"Heh… Well, I guess that ends another session of Super Special Moments of the Past," said MH. "I know; it ended a bit fast today. Anyway, we still have a lot more to share with you! Have fun!"

And the scene ended with Bon Clay dancing across the screen while singing, "Okama Way is the greatest!"

TO BE CONTINUED

Next chapter will be pretty special. I know the whole story is considered special. Anyway, the next chapter will be about stuffs you probably don't know.