Death is the only thing one can look foward too once they have looked to far ahead
Disclaimer: So...yesterday I went to K. Masashi's house right? And the police came and were all like "PUT NARUTO DOWN" cause they thought I stole and/or kiddnapped Naruto. Nope, as a matter of fact I kiddnapped K. Masashi himself. I wanted to force him to draw smexy Naruto and Sasuke lemons for me. But here I sit in a court of law telling them that I'm mentally insane so they'll let me go. They arent buying it. Save me?
A/N: I refuse to post the warnings, you read it from the first chapter so deal with it.Oh oh oh...You know who I fell in love with the other day from Naruto? Hidan, I was reading the newer chapters again and I just love him. And his freaky ass religion. Though I love him when I read about him in Vanity-sama's stories too. Oo Adore me. Because in this chapter Sasuke is a total ass and Naruto is a total idiot. Muahahahaha. Also...if I didnt mention this before, in this story there is death. You will hate me. You will want to murder me. Which makes my life better. So read on!
Chapter Three: God hates me.
Sitting in the living room of his old home Naruto glared at the plasma screen T.V. He had been waiting for day's to arrive in Japan and get his old room in his old house. Yet that didnt happen. He had a roommate. And it was his room to begin with. But there he sat, next to Kakashi who had an ice pack over his good eye while he smiled at Krys who was watching the show intently.
Sighing Naruto started slowly because he really didnt feel like apologizing, but Iruka's evil glare was enough to make him want to. "Sorry for that Kakashi...I shouldnt have flipped out on you like that."
The older man looked over at him with his one red eye and laughed lightly. "Nothing new, you should see what Iruka does to me at night."
Moments after Kakashi made that statement a metal pan was thrown at his head hitting him dead on. That was the day when Naruto learned never to say anything to Iruka that would make him angry. Sighing moments later Naruto stood and walked into the kitchen to see Iruka. "Can...you walk me up to the room so I dont kill him?"
Iruka nodded and smiled to him. "He isnt that bad of a kid...he just likes to keep to himself is all."
Nodding Naruto followed Iruka up the soft carpet stairs to the second floor of their large house. He was truely amazed and he'd been in the house before. They had 20 rooms in total but, only three bedrooms. Shaking his head he walked behind Iruka until they got to the door of his rold room. Which seemingly used to be orange but was now a wooden door. Looking to Iruka and giving him a questioning look Naruto took the handle in his hand and turned it and pushed the door open.
Glaring inside he looked around. The room was black and the beds where both red and white. "What...the fuck is this shit?"
Naruto glanced around the room and saw various posters of things on his half of the room and nothing on Sasuke's side. As the turned to ask Iruka about it, the man was already missing in action. Mummbling to himself he stepped inside of the room and walked over to what looked to be his bed and sat on it. "What the hell did you do to my room?"
Sasuke mearly looked over at Naruto and then looked back at the T.V. ignoring the boy totally. Clenching his fists Naruto began again but louder this time. "What.Did.You.Do.To.My.Room!?"
Again Sasuke just kept his eyes on the T.V. a bored expression on his face. The deciding he would allow the blond an answer ne turned to him. "It was too girly." With that he turned back and watched the cops slam people to the ground or crash their cars into run away cars.
Staring in disbeliefe at Sasuke the blond growled and kicked his shoes off. He then laid down on his bed rolling to face the wall so his back was to Sasuke. 'He wants to play...then we'll play...' Was the only thought that ran through Naruto's head before he fell asleep.
As blue eyes fluttered open he looked into another pair of blue ones. Freezing he tried not to scream, so he shut his eyes and sat up. Looking down at the boy he smiled. "Hi Krys."
The boy smiled and pulled him out of bed and out of the room. "Mom made pancakes!" Following Krys to the kitchen he smirked at the vein throbbing in Iruka's head. He could plainly see the man was pissed at what ever had happened in Kry's absence.
"Morning Iruka, Kakashi. Where's Sasuke-teme?" Naruto scanned the room quickly then looked back to Kakashi awaiting his answer.
Shrugging he picked up the news paper and began reading it again. Looking down at Krys he noticed the boy was staring up at him. "What?"
Giggling the boy ran to Iruka and hid behind him peeking out every once in a while to giggle and look at Naruto. The blond then sat down accross from Kakashi on the small table and laughed. "Cute kid...but also kinda weird."
Nodding Kakashi smiled while setting the paper down. "Supposidly he gets it from me, but I think Iruka is much more odd than myself. And to answer your question, Sasuke is out jogging. He does it every morning like he's fat or something."
"Right..." Sighing Naruto set his head down on the cold marble top and smiled watching Krys try to peek out at him with out him seeing. He then shut his eyes and played it off like he was sleeping. Then he heard the door slam and a grunt come from the main hallway. Sitting up to see who it was he rolled his eyes seeing Sasuke shirtless and sweating.
"Think you're all that Teme?" Naruto turned in his chair to look at the raven, who in turn just glared daggers into Naruto. Letting his blue eyes take in the ravens appearance he noticed that the boy's hair was no longer spiked up like a cockatoo in the back. "What happened to your hair?"
"I use gel ass wipe." With that Sasuke was gone.
Huffing Naruto turned back around staring into the laughing face of Kakashi. "You like him.."
That was the moment in Naruto's life when he could have sworn his own jaw was sitting on the ground. His blue eyes stared straight into a blue and red one. Disbeliefe is what filled his mind. He couldn't talk or move. What was he supposed to say? He wasnt gay...was he? He had never had a girlfriend or a boyfriend so h wouldnt know.
"W-what gave you that idea?" Blinking back reality he gave Kakashi a stern look trying to make the blush that was growing on his face go away. Giving up when the man just kept laughing he walked over to the fridge and pulled out a bottle filled with orange juice and began to drink it. Stopping after he was done he looked to Iruka.
"My clothes...are where again?" Iruka stopped making breakfast and turned to him.
"They are in the library room, the box is on top of the first pile. Are you going to go to the school and get your schedual today?" Naruto nodded to the man before making his way to the library room they had in the house.
As he arrived he opened the door to see Sasuke asleep against one of the desks a notebook next to him with his hand on it. 'He must be doing something for school...'
Walking over Naruto looked down at the paper and saw all of the words and notes jotted down. "Ohhh...he's taking Science classes...weirdo..."
With that the blond walked away from the raven and grabbed the hube box of clothes he had packed. Along of course with his tooth brush gel and other appliances he might have needed. As he walked up the stairs he smiled to himself.
Down in the library room Sasuke sat up and furrowed his brows. "Why is taking Science courses weird?..."
Shrugging because he really didnt care he went back to work on his assignment. 'That dobe acts like he can do better...He's probably an idiot who cant spell his own name.'
After ten minutes of writing more things down on paper Sasuke stood up shutting his textbook and notebook. Giving a relieved sigh he walked back up the stairs to their room slowly. As he opened the door he stared at a blond idiot singing to some horrible sounding music while kicking a soccer ball around.
"So you are a dobe, dobe." Sasuke smirked still staring at the blond.
Jumping out of his skin Naruto spun around and stared at Sasuke for a moment. Clenching his jaw he bent down and grabbed his shirt and pulled it onto his muscular frame.
"Shut up teme no one asked you for your input." Kicking the soccer ball inbetween Sasuke's legs and out into the hallway Naruto followed it getting ready to go to his college to pick up his schedual and anything else he might need.
When he go to the top of the stairs he kicked the ball down them watching it roll. When he reached the bottom of the stairs the ball was rolling past the kitchen entrance, and thats when he saw Iruka walking blindly out of the kitchen holding everything he had made.
"I-Iruka!" Before Naruto could save the man he went toppling down onto the floor food and all. He laid there sparwlled out on the floor with syrup in his hair and on his face. Along with eggs bacon and pancakes scattered across him. Blushing and laughing Naruto made his way around Iruka.
"G-gomen Iruka..." Running towards the front door he grabbed Iruka's key's off of the key holder. Upon going outside he looked Iruka's car over and smirked. He was sure going to have fun with this.
After twenty minutes of being in the car because of traffic he arrived at his college. Pulling into the driveway he saw a boy with a bowl cut and thick eyebrows. As he got out of the car to get a better look he laughed.
"Fuzzy brows!!" Turning the boy with the eyebrows ran over to him and gave him a death grip like hug.
"Naruto you are back in all of your youthfullness!!! Yosh!!" Nodding the blond struggled to breathe.
"Please...put...me...down...and...let...me...go...Lee..." Lee did as was asked of him and placed Naruto down.
"Well Lee I gotta go get my shit then I'm going to head home, I'll see you later okay?" Lee smiled and wrote his number down while laughing loudly.
"Yosh! You will call me and we will hang!!!" Running off Lee met up with a pink haired girl and another boy who's hair was a deep crimson red.
Shrugging to himself he walked inside of the building his hands in his pockets. Looking around he made his way to the front desk to see a young woman sitting there looking through papers and sorting them into two different piles. Clearing his throat to get her attention he put his hands in his pockets.
"How may I help you?" The read headed girl smiled to him and clasped her hands together.
"Hi, I'm here to pick up my schedual and books?" Standing there he looked around at the large place. It seemed nice enough.
"Ah yes, your name please?"
"Naruto Uzumaki."
Nodding the woman walked out of the room and into another. When she came back out Naruto ran to her side and grabbed his books the girl fell with them landing ontop of her.
"Thanks Ma'am." Nodding the woman sent him on his way.
When he reached Iruka's car he looked down at all of the books. "I call him a weirdo but I'm the one who's trying to become a lawyer."
Forgetting about the fact that he hated Sasuke and had to live with him he threw his books in the seat next to him and started the car. On his drive home he noticed a small cafe looking like place called The 'Pink' Trade(1). While wondering why they would call that he kept driving thinking of the many things he would be able to do again now that he was home.
As he hit traffic again he pulled out his i-pod and plugged it in to the stereo. Turning it on he let it randomly choose a song. It ended up on "On my mind" by New Found Glory. Singing along Naruto mentally told himself to get on stage somewhere and blow the people away. Not that he was all that proud of the fact that he could sing. But hey, who wouldnt want to be able to right?
Stopping at a red light he saw Sasuke walking back towards the house and raised an eyebrow. Naruto then rolled down the window on the passenger side and yelled as loudly as he could.
"HEY! Sasuke-teme! You want a ride back?!?" Sasuke stopped and thought about it for a moment before looking up at the darkening clouds. Nodding he ran over to the car before the light turned green and got in the passenger seat. Naruto had already thrown the books in the back.
Entering the car was odd. He never got a ride home unless it was from Kakashi. Then Sasuke let his coal eyes roam over to his new blond roommate. Letting his eyes tear away from the boy he looked down at his hot coffee and took a sip of it.
"To good for Iruka's coffee?" Snorting the blond looked over at the raven who was glaring ice daggers into his soul.
Smirking the raven 'accidently' poured his boiling hot cup of coffee on Naruto's right leg. As the blond yelped he slammed on the breaks sending Sasuke flying into the dash board and the person behind them swerving and honking loudly. As Naruto soaked up the coffee with his dark blue sweater he was left in his soaked pants, boxers, socks, and shoes.
"Whats your fucking problem Teme?!?!" Sasuke just shrugged.
"Your hair is better than mine." Naruto shut up instantly. He didnt know what to make of what was said. He didnt know what to make of his hair. And he surely didnt know what to make of Sasuke at all.
"You gonna drive Dobe? The people behind us are getting angry." The raven smirked and pointed in the rearview mirror.
Huffing the blond finished driving the rest of the five minutes home wishing his leg wasnt sticky and didnt smell like strong coffee with no sugar in it. As they arrived he looked down at the seat of the car and almost fainted from horror. Iruka was a neat freak, and he knew the man paid a lot for this car. And there was Sasuke a smug smirk in place as he looked down at the stain.
"Looks like Iruka's going to kick your ass Dobe, have fun with that." Stepping out of the car he walked inside the house mentally laughing at Naruto.
Horrified Naruto got out of the car and grabbed all his stuff. As he entered the house he looked at Iruka and laughed nervously.
"Uhh...Iruka...Sasu-" He cut himself off as he looked into the burning eyes of Iruka.
"Naruto...Sasuke told me you spilled coffee on my seat?!?!" Shaking his head and dropping all of his stuff Naruto threw his hands up and waved them around.
"N-no!! He did it I swear! He dropped it on me!!" Naruto all but screeched as he ran from the angry man.
At the top of the stairs Sasuke looked down at them and smirked. 'Happy to help you Dobe.'
Little did Sasuke know, but Kakashi was watching Sasuke smirk at the scene knowing the boy really did dump the beverage on Naruto to frame him. Sighing and shaking his head Kakashi knew it was going to be a long long year. 'I'm glad they found someone to like but...must they ruin our stuff while they are at it.' After picking Krys up he smiled to the boy who was clapping, giggling, and pointing while Iruka chased after a shirtless Naruto, also throwing anything in his way at the poor teen.
A/N: 1. That was the pleasure house in Vanity-sama's story 'Dotless Dice' You should read it! It was indeed a great story. Oh and read the sequel.
Geez...I had a brain failure on this chapter. Thanks for the reviews guys. I hope you enjoyed this chapter I dont know if its short or not but hey I think its a good size. Sooo keep reviewing. Also by tomorrow night I'll have the first chap up of my other story Let the Blood run so the Rain can wash it away. And yea...XD G'night.