DIARY ENTRY no. 2

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NOTE: This is the second entry. Sorry, if it took so long for me to upload this... I have been so busy for my college applications... any way, hope you'll like this chap, er, entry.. ENJOY!

P.S. This below is a PDA message from Michael. I hope this will make things clear.

FR: Michael Okita

TO: Ryota Miyagi

RE: Hey!

Heya Ryota!

How are you? Me? I'm fine here in Japan. As always, I'm busy with basketball and stuffs – related to basketball, of course. I've got some news! I've been voted as the team captain of the Shohoku team. Isn't that cool or what?! Anyway, I'm just asking if you can come over here this spring. You know, for the vacation thing. Although, in your current situation it's called "The Escape". Don't ask, I already know. Don't worry, it's gonna be alright. I'm sure you'll love it here. I'm sending you these instructions in the hope that you won't get lost in your unusual journey all by yourself:

After you got off the plane, take a cab and tell him to drop you off in "Kanagawa Station". Wait for me there. Don't go anywhere.

That's all. Take care. Have a safe journey.

Michael.

PDA OF RYOTA

Thank goodness I've already landed! It's such a relief after that gruesome adventure in the plane. Actually, it's my second time here in Japan. It seems a lot had changed since then. It's good to be back home even though, considering that I hate raw foods, preferably sushi and sashimi, I LOVE being here. As I step on this foreign pavement, good ol' memories are flashing back. I remember those times when Michael and I would go fishing in the nearby lake. As you see, it's still in ancient times, 10 years to be exact; I guess it changed a bit. Anyway, let's continue with my story about the fishing thing. Fishing is what I love most about this country, though of course, I prefer the fish COOKED unlike most Japanese. Fishes here are delicious enough that you could forget your name, exaggeration-wise. I last visited this place, about 10 years ago, more or less. God, it's been TOO long! I really don't know how much Michael has changed or grew since I last saw him. Maybe he'd grown a moustache or something. I thought he told that he wanted to grow one when he become old enough to have one. And all I can say is, it's a TOTAL turn-off. Moustaches are WAY out of style. Besides, they're for OLD people, specifically, men who're already a FATHER. He doesn't want to be mistaken as a DADDY, does he? And moustaches, based on my experience, don't click too much for girls. It has 25 percent effectiveness on babes, and I can really live without growing one.

Besides, GIRLS just LOVE me.

Okay, why am I talking about Michael here, it's my PDA right?

At last, my luggage had passed the security, as if I have drugs or something. So now, all I've got to do is to hail a cab. Well, that seems awfully easy. Hmmm… what again is the station? Oh yeah, KANAGAWA!

But first, let me tell you about Kanagawa, it's located in the suburbs of Japan. It's a province, as you can see. But it's perfectly, honestly NATURE in there unlike in the city where you can't see forest trees and shrubs that grow wild. I just hope I will meet some of the FINEST girls there. I'm getting all excited. Really. Another trip to a nature friendly place wherein I could meet girls which are, well, like beautiful flowers growing in the horizon. What kind of man would not love this? In fact, I'm considering myself LUCKY right now, well, except for the escaping thing… I'm sure grandfather's mad at his thugs right now coz they didn't DID their job: guarding me. WOW! This is LIFE!

Okay, I'm here in the Kanagawa station but where's Michael? He's late as usual. You know what, this is like the Amazing Race or something, except that my enemy is MYSELF. This is just a tiring adventure and I'm completely parched. Better yet, I'll get some water at the convenience store.

HEY LOOK! A STORE!

I can't believe I'm that LUCKY!

I gotta go and refill myself with H2O.

Ciao!

Ryota.

DIARY OF AYAKO

Dear Diary,

For a fact, I HATE windy days. You know why? Because everything's FLYING and SWOOSHING around. This day is not an exception to that and things couldn't get any WORSE.

You won't believe what had happened to me today! All I can say is: BOYS are really STUPID! They're worse that JERKS! They're all SCUMBAGS! Well, ahem, of course Michael is an exception to that. But still! You might think I'm stupid or something for saying words that are HARSH to the opposite sex. Well, let me narrate to you what happened last 20 minutes ago…

Mom requested me to buy the ingredients needed for our supper. So, as an obedient daughter, I dropped by at grocery store, you know, the one NEAR the train station because the next store is about 90 miles from our house. You know how I hate walking, right? But I now think that it had much better if I took the store 90 miles from our abode. ARGH! Okay, let's get to the catch coz writing about this stuff is making me crazy here. So, as I enter, I saw this curly-haired guy, who's well, kinda cute and a little muscle-y all over… and he has this green stud on his left ear which caught my attention… although afterwards, I found out that he's an arrogant, snobby, know-it-all dude with a VERY stupid look on his face. What's he doing there, you might ask? Well, he's drinking water over the counter. As he chugged down Aquafina, I caught a glimpse of his EYES. His eyes are definitely the same as any other human eyes but something about his eyes caught my attention… Well, except for the fact that his eyes are brown, which is very common, though he looked like he's from OUTER SPACE or something; his eyes were SPARKLING…as if they're studded with diamonds! And I think he noticed me looking at him, so I looked away and fiddled those soup cans on the rack. Anyway, after getting all the ingredients I need, I stuffed them in the grocery basket and walked through the counter to pay for it. As I was paying, well, you know me, I have this momentary amnesia which only occurs when HOTTIES pass by. Don't get me wrong, this GUY is NOT a hot! HAH! Michael is way cuter than HIM. Maybe it just occurred because I lack sleep or something… And so I asked Mr. Not-So-Hottie to look after it so that no one would steal it or jump through the line. But all he said was:

"I highly doubt anyone's going to steal your groceries, miss."

OH MY GOD. THIS GUY IS WAY RUDE. Okay, so I was pissed, who wouldn't? THE GUY IS TOO POMPOUS AND HE'S NOT EVEN THAT CUTE! All I'm asking him is to look after my things, no more no less. I mean, is that such a big fuss? So I looked at him with so much resentment and paid for my things. I've lost my interest in buying the asparagus (the thing I forgot) and got out of the store. As I open the door, the wind came swooshing inside the place like a hurricane… And you wouldn't want to hear what happened next…

My hair kinda flew over my face so I took it from my eyes and from the corner of my mouth, then, I heard someone LAUGH. So, I looked back and saw Mr. I-Highly-Doubt-Anyone's-Going-To-Steal-Your-Groceries-Miss laughing. Not only him, everybody else was. That's when I realized:

My skirt's dancing with the wind. As it danced higher, I noticed my undies are, well, COMPLETELY showing.

UH-OH! S.O.S SUPERMAN! I NEED YOUR HELP! THEY'RE LAUGHING AT ME! PLEASE STOP THE TIME! AND PLEASE KILL THIS ASS-GUY…PLEASE I BEG YOU! I'M GOING TO WORSHIP YOU FOREVER FOR THIS!

Okay, I know, I know! Superman is a SUPER fictional hero and he wouldn't come… unless, of course, if I was Lois Lane, there could be a fifty-fifty chance that he'd come. But no way! I'm Ayako, the sexy manager of the Shohoku basketball team and not the hot reporter Lois Lane… but can you blame me? With all those EMBARASSING stuffs that'd happened… Oh my! THIS GUY'S A MANIAC! Like totally! And so, what would I do… FLY? So, I ran away as fast as I could leaving The Maniac and the other people INSANELY guffawing at me… or my undies…whatever. I was beet red when I reached here because of mixed embarrassment and tiredness. Mom asked me what happened, why was I huffing and puffing like the wolf in the Three Little Pigs. But I know better not to tell coz I don't want to deal with it. Maybe because I was embarrassed or something and would somehow make me puke… I hope I'll NEVER see that guy again… If fate's very kind to me and I met him again, I swear I'll KILL him with this two hands. I will not let that man escape without PAYING for what he'd done.

What kind of girl wouldn't do it, huh?

I want REVENGE! Every woman's dream is to keep her virginity intact. But mine's WASTED! My dignity is DISGRACED by a man I don't even know! I know it seems a little over reacting but hey, can you blame me?! I'm somewhat STAINED by that BRAGGART! And what do I got, a LAUGH?! Some men are just SELFISH enough to think about themselves instead of helping other people, particularly, women like me! There's no RESPECT! He could just say, without laughing, of course:

"Miss, your underwear is showing…"

DAMN! Why did he have to laugh…?

And besides…. Why does it have to be HIM? Why not perhaps, Michael?

WAAAAA!

Already a psychotic,

Ayako.

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