Naruto: BluePanda actually has something important to say this time, so read or you might get confused.
Sakura: She made some alterations, like Diedara is a girl in this story.
Me: Also some Akatsuki members aren't in this story, so far its only Itachi, Deidara, Kisame, and of course Sasori. I might add more later but probably only Pien and Konan (Sp?)
Naruto: And of course she doesn't own me!
Me: Yeah otherwise it'd be called Gaara!
Recap:
Sakura looked out of the corner of her eyes to see him unconsious. She sighed in relief but then remembered someone else was out there and she had no way to protect herself. She was completely vulnerable.
"Whose there?" Sakura shouted in the clearing. She saw a group of cloaked figures walk into the clearing. "Your—
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"Your Akatsuki!" Sakura exclaimed.
"Correct." Said one of the cloaked figures, taking of his hood.
"Itachi Uchiha." Sakura whispered.
"She's a smart, un." Another one said, "Bet you can't guess me though." She finished taking of her hood.
"Deidara?" Sakura said questioningly.
"Yup, un" she smiled. Another took off there hood, and he looked a pale blue color and had gill like markings on his face, Sakura knew who he was but decided to mess with him.
"Your Jaws!" He growled at the girl. The other two laughed, well Itachi chuckled.
"I am not Jaws, girl."
"And I am not girl, sharkman." Sakura smirked.
"Why did we save this useless girl again?"
"Shut it Kisame, you did a good thing for once in your life!" Sakura huffed.
"You knew my name and didn't say it?" Kisame asked.
"Yeah I wanted to mess with you though." Sakura said simply.
"Should of just left her." Kisame mumbled earning him a hit in the head.
"Don't say that! That's the worst thing that can happen to a girl, un" Deidara said. Kisame just rubbed his head and turned to Itachi.
"Where's Sasori?" Kisame asked. Itachi ignored him and studied Sakura, but Sakura feeling uncomfortable by his stare squirmed, or would have if she could move. (Remember shes still in her undergarments)
"Umm could you stop looking at me?" Sakura asked, breaking Itachi out of his stare earning him a hit.
"Pervert!" Deidara shouted. Itachi glared at her.
"I was not looking at her body but her face, she seems familiar." Itachi said pissed for getting hit.
"Oh well you two leave for a sec. And let me dress her." Deidara said. They nodded and went out of the clearing. The two spotted Sasori.
"What are you two doing here?" Sasori asked.
"Deidara told us to leave for a sec, we were in that clearing." Kisame said pointing in the direction. Sasori nodded.
"What is she doing?"
"We were coming to meet you and Deidara heard a girl and said we go help, she went all feminine on us." Kisame explained. "We showed up and the girl was about to get raped. Deidara's in there putting her clothes back on now, I guess she got hit with a paralyzing jutsu."
"I see well after she's down we leave, the girl might turn us in."
"She already knows who we are, it might be too late for that." Itachi stated.
"I see, we have to take care of that then." Sasori said, and they nodded.
Meanwhile Deidara had just finished helping out Sakura redress herself.
"Thank you." Sakura said.
"No problem, un. Us girls have to watch over each other when stuff like this happens." Deidara said.
"Yeah he almost got away with it, seems like my life just keeps turning for the worst." Sakura sighed.
"Whats going on, yeah?"
"Well theres this boy." Sakura started and Deidara nodded for her to continue. "I love him…a lot, but he found one of my letters to from my brother and mistook it for me leading him on. He lives in Suna and he left without knowing, I just feel helpless." Deidara smiled a sad smile.
"I know, I love this boy too, hell I work with him, but he doesn't notice me."
"Wow, I'm sorry." Sakura said.
"Don't be, you've got it worse. Were you going out, un?"
"No, I wanted to be for a long time now but I guess I'm too shy to say it." Sakura sighed. "Ya know Dei?"
"hm?"
"This felt really good to get out, thanks for the talk and the save. I don't know how to repay you."
"Well you just gave me the coolest nickname ever un, not telling about us would be nice and possibly telling me who you are, yeah." Deidara said.
"Don't worry I won't, it's the least I could do and the names Sakura" Sakura smiled. "Friends?" Sakura said holding out her hand.
"Friends!" Deidara said taking her hand and shaking it then hugging her. "Wait." Sakura leaned back and asked,
"What is it?"
"You can move again!" Deidara said happily.
"Sweet boots I can!" Sakura exclaimed.
"Well, hate to be a party pooper but time we had a talk before you run." Kisame said coming back in the clearing with two people next to him.
"Wait wasn't there only one person you left with?" Sakura asked confused, said new person looked toward her and got wide eyed, not that anybody could see he had his hood up, but he was surprised, well as surprised as he could get.
"Like you need to be a smarty pants and name him too." Kisame scoffed. "You already know too much"
"you already know too much." Sakura imitated "Yeah yeah yeah, not everyone can be as dumb as you."
"Why you!"
"Sakura?" The new guy said.
"Um who are you and how do you know my name?" Sakura said confused.
"Woah Sasori way to give her a run for her money!" Kisame exclaimed, and Sakura froze.
"Way to not give away more information." Itachi said sarcastically. Snapped out of her shock, Sakura ran to the new figure. She was too fast for anyone to stop her from what they thought was an attack. Which it was but not the one they expected.
"Oh my gosh Sasori! I missed you soo much!" Sakura yelled happily, after she tackled him to the ground. Deidara was fuming with jealousy. 'this was the one she was talking about!'
"I missed you too my little Cherry Blossom." Sasori said sitting up and placing her on his lap. Disgusted Deidara coughed to get their attention. They snapped their attention to the sound.
"Hate to break up the love fest but we have to go." Deidara said before leaving the clearing.
"What got into her?" Sasori asked confused.
"Oh no." Sakura said before running after Deidara.
"Whats happening?" Kisame asked.
"Deidara got jealous of Sakura and ran off, Sakura ran after her for reasons I do not know." Itachi explained.
"Oh." Kisame said, but Itachi's words were running through Sasori's head. 'Deidara got jealous, Deidara got jealous, Deidara jealous.'
Sakura ran as fast as she could to catch up to Deidara and finally caught up to her.
"Deidara…slow down…" Sakura said trying to gain her breathe.
"Why should I?" Deidara asked.
"Because Sasori's not the boy I was talking about." Sakura shouted. This made Deidara stop in her tracks.
"Oh really?" Deidara said angrily. "It sure didn't seem like it."
"He's my brother!" Sakura said. Deidara blinked at Sakura.
"Brother?" she asked, and Sakura nodded. "So no, well ya know…"
"Ewww no!" Sakura shouted.
"Phew! That's a big relief." Deidara said. Suddenly Sakura broke out into a grin.
"Dei loves my brother!" She squeeled. "Dei lo—
"Shut up!" Deidara said as she had her hand over Sakura's mouth.
"Oh come just tell him!" Sakura said, getting free of her grasp.
"I can't I told you he doesn't notice me." Deidara said sadly.
"Yet." Sakura said. 'what are you talking about he already does! You saw it.' 'I know but she doesn't see so it'll be easy.' 'more and more like me everyday, girlie.' 'sadly I know.'
"What are you gonna do? You have to leave remember?" Deidara asked disbelievingly.
"tch fine, we'll wait till they get here." Sakura said.
"too late." Kisame said.
"Okay… I guess there was no waiting needed."
"Running off was not the smartest thing for you to do." Kisame stated.
"Yeah well you knew where I was going so whats the big deal, and if I wanted to get away I would have, as a matter O' fact." Sakura said.
"Like a girl like you could get rid of people like us, you couldn't even get rid of that freak." Kisame said. Sakura was furious and marched up to him and got right in his face.
"You know nothing about the situation! He is practically my personal life destroyer, the bastard Uchiha doesn't know when to take no for an answer. I've been running away from him my whole damn life, so don't you stand here like you know anything alright!?"
"Uchiha?" Itachi asked.
"Yeah its your damn brother." Sakura said.
"What does my foolish brother want with you?" Itachi asked, and Sakura coughed to get her voice set.
"Your going to help me revive my clan, because an Uchiha gets what an Uchiha wants, and I want you my blossom." Sakura said imitating his voice and saying the last word with disgust.
"He picked you, huh." Itachi said.
"Unfortunately yes." Sakura said. "And I got no say in the matter as you can tell."
"who knew my foolish brother would be that low to do that to a girl." Itachi said, shaking his head.
"Yeah well he's actually gay, he just wants me pregnant, take the child, and go back to the pedophile." Sakura explained. Itachi chuckled.
"Your different from the rest of the girls, I like that." Itachi said.
"Hey, back off my sister." Sasori growled.
"Relax Sasori, I don't like him like that anyway."
"Yeah, shes too young for me as well, no offense." Itachi said.
"None taken." Sakura said and Sasori growled.
"Its funny how protective Sasori can be when he just found out he had a sister still." Kisame laughed and both females in the group hit him in the head. "Ow!"
"Learn some respect fish boy, un!" Deidara said and Sakura nodded in agreement.
"No wonder he doesn't have a girlfriend." Sakura whispered to Deidara. They both laughed and Sakura pointed to Sasori. "See he's watching you." She whispered causing her to blush. Sasori still confused saw her blush. 'Deidara eh?' then he smirked and Deidara saw this causing her blush to grow. Happy Sakura walked over to her brother and whispered in his ear.
"do you like Deidara?" she asked and Sasori blushed a little. Truth be told he did have a little thing for his blonde haired companion. Who could blame him though? But Sakura smirked at his reaction. "I'll take that as a yes. You should ask her out."
"I don't know…" Sasori said.
"Was the blush for you not enough, she likes you you like her do it!" Sakura said.
"Fine." Sasori said and walked over to Deidara. He whispered in her ear and she looked over at Sakura in disbelief. Sakura just nodded and Deidara jumped into Sasori's arms hugging him. 'that settles that, time to go back.' Before she even took a step out of the clearing she was stopped by a voice.
"Where do you think your going?" Kisame asked.
"Well I'm going back to my village, as you see its late and I have a mission to prepare for so…" Sakura answered.
"Hate to say it Sakura but we can't have you telling anyone about us." Itachi stated.
"Yeah how do we know you won't tell?" Kisame added.
"I've been writing letters to Sasori for a year now and haven't t- oh shoot." Sakura cut herself off. "You guys have a problem, you see thanks to your brother," Sakura started, "A letter fell into the hands of the Kazekage and the Hokage, you guys are pretty much in deep shit."
"Umm please tell me your kidding." Deidara said.
"Well Sasori is, cause you wrote your name like an idiot!" Sakura shouted. "but shes not going to investigate until after meetings with the Kazekage."
"You are in deep shit Sasori." Kisame said. Sasori glared at him. "Hey if it helps I have a tape of what happened."
"Why?" Sakura said, shivering at having to relive what happened over again.
"I don't know" He said shrugging.
"Give it to me." Sakura demanded holding out her hand.
"I thought you didn't want it to happen why would you wanna see it again?" Kisame asked. "Well whatever here." He finished giving her the tape.
"I didn't want it to happen but if I show this to Tsunade she might let you guys go and forget about it, so don't attack the village or your in deep shit."
"Why?"
"Cause I'll come after you personally fishboy." Sakura said. "Infact I am in the mood for fish sticks."
"Technically we aren't in Akatsuki anymore." Sasori said
"Yeah he grew soft thanks to you." Kisame said.
"Obviously that's not a bad thing seeing as he's got a girlfriend and you don't." Sakura teased. "But if your not than what are you doing?"
"We should help people, like we did with Sakura!" Deidara said.
"How are you evil again?" Sakura asked.
"I don't know." She said
"It's a little late to undo all we did." Itachi said, "We have a death sentence on our head."
"I have a house you guys could stay at, and its in the middle of no where." Sakura said.
"What if your ANBU find it?" Kisame asked.
"They won't." Sakura said proudly. "In fact they haven't found me once at it, I was just gone for four days without them finding me."
"show us." Sasori said. Sakura motioned for them to follow her to her hiding spot (I am making it a house now so deal, oh and its fairly big). They got to it and the four nodded in acceptance of it. Sakura gave them a tour and all that stuff and headed back to the leaf to finally get rest. It was about midnight by now.
"Home sweet home." Sakura said plopping herself on her bed and instantly falling asleep.
Me: This chapter sucked I know but I wasn't sure what to do and I wanted to get the characters introduced, btw Deidara is 22, Kisame is 24 and Itachi is 23.
Sakura: Its better than last chapter.
Naruto: No it wasn't! Last chapter rocked your only saying its better cause last chapter you almost got raped.
Sakura: By Sasugay! Do you wanna get butt raped?
Naruto: (pales) no
Sakura: Exactly now 3 reviews until next chapter is posted. Even if they are to say how much it sucked.
Me: Yeah, next chapter the trip to Suna!