FMAFREAK: Welcome back to the chamber where we torture ED!!
Ed: WHAT??!!
Winry: SHE IS JUST TEASING YOU!!
Al: NII-SAN!!
FMAFREAK: I just love how you react to what I say to you!!
Riza: SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!!! Can I please have my guns back??!! * Says so sweetly*
FMAFREAK: Should she Dark Angel??
Dark Angel: I have no idea how to use them, so yeah!! * Passes back guns*
Riza: YEAH!!
FMFREAK: NOW EERYONES HAPPY…… SO NOW BACK TO THE DARES!!! Te first dare is from our very dear friend Dark Angel…
REALLY LUV IT!! I have a few dares.
Ed: I dare you to drink milk... BTW I hate milk to so ha!
Al: I don't know but let me drum your armor! I wanna play drums on you
Winry: Sell your tools on eBay
Roy: give all your gloves and let me burn you
Riza: Eat Pie for fun!
Envy: One question... why are you dressed up as a palm tree?
Lust: Cut your nails!
Gluttony: Chase FMAFREAK and try to eat her!
Scar: Chase FMAFREAK and try to kill her!
Sheska: Burn all your books!
Hughes: Cut all your pictures of elicia!
Pinako: Admit that you're shorter than Ed
Ed: Say your really short and go emo!
Ling: EAT THE ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET!!(Love ling!!)
Lan Fan: Love ya so go out with ling!
FMAFREAK: worship me again!
FMAFREAK: call me AWESOME GODDESS!
FMAFREAK: Question; can i have candy?
Ed: Make Al get really mad since he never gets mad
Winry: wear make up!
I know this is a lot but its fun to torture them!! CYA! I am so EVIL...
WHOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! WHAT A LOT OF DARES!!!!!
Dark Angel: Yeah I know isn't it good??!!
Ed and FMAFREAK: NOOOO!! WHY DO I HAVE THREE DARES???
Dark Angel: because you do….
FMAFREAK: * gives an evil look at Dark Angel* Now everyone do your dares!! Ed here's your milk *passes Ed his milk*
Ed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dark Angel: Open Wide!!
*Ed opens his mouth*
* Dark Angel starts pouring the glass of milk*
*Ed bits Dark Angel's finger*
Dark Angel: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! WHY YOU LITTLE TURD!!!
Ed: WHOS A SUPER SMALL BRAT YOU CAN'T SEE AND DOESN'T GROW UP??!!
Dark Angel: At least you have drunk your milk.
Ed: I KNOW AND IT WAS DISGUSTING!!
Dark Angel: I WANT TO DRUM!!!! NOW!!!! * Starts drumming on Al's armor* YEAHHHH!!! THIS IS FUN!!!
FMAFREAK: Winry your turn!!
Winry: Goodbye poor tools * starts crying* * sells the tools for 40000 yen*
Ed: YOU BABY!!!
Winry: I AM NOT A BABY!!! * Starts crying even more*
Dark Angel: YOU BABIES!!!
Winry and Ed: WE ARE NOT BABIES!!!
Pinako: SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!!!
FMAFREAK: ROY!!
Roy: YES SIR* Roy Salutes to FMAFREAK*
FMAFREAK: YOUR TURN!!
Dark Angel: *lights a fire* PASS ME THOSE GLOVES!!!
Roy: NOOOOOOO!!! * Holds them right up in the air*
Armstrong: Got them!!
Roy: HEY?! When did he get here??!!
* Armstrong passes the gloves to Dark Angel* * Dark Angel puts them in the fire*
Roy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! * Goes on his knees*
FMAFREAK: RIZA!!!
Riza: I so love my Dare!! * starts eating pie*
FMAFREAK: DARK ANGEL!!
Dark Angel: Envy, why are you dressed up as a palm tree?
Envy: I AM NOT DRESSED UP AS A PALM TREE!!!
Dark Angel: then what are you dressed up as??
Envy: A PALM TREE!!
FMAFREAK: That's confusing…LUST!! Your turn!!
Lust: NOOOOOO!!!!
Dark Angel: Do you want me to do the honours?? * Cuts Lust's nails*
Lust: I'M BLEEDING!!!
Envy: no your not..
Dark Angel: Are you bleeding from the inside?
Lust: MAYBE!!
FMAFREAK: I HATE THE NEXT DARES!!! * Runs out the door*
Gluttony: HUMAM FLESH!!! COME BACK HERE!!! * Chases FMAFREAK*
Scar: HEY!!! COME BACK HERE I NEED TO DO MY DARE!!! * Runs out the door after FMAFREAK and Gluttony*
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* FMAFREAK comes in the door, huffing and puffing*
FMAFREAK: I…..Out….Run….Them….
Gluttony and Scar: I FOUND YOU!!
Lust: Gluttony stop it NOW!!!
* Gluttony stops in his tracks*
* Scar stops*
Scar: This will be no fun without Gluttony*
FMAFREAK and Dark Angel: BOOK BURNING TIME!!!!!
Sheska: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Dark Angel: YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! * gets match out and burns all of Sheska's books*
Sheska: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! MY PRECIOUS BOOKS!!!!!!!
Dark Angel: HUGHES!!! GET YOUR PICTURES OUT OF ELICIA!! NOW!!!
FMAFREAK: Here's the scissors *passes Hughes the scissors*
Hughes: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! *Cuts his pictures of Elicia*
FMAFREAK: Now you have done, it's time for Pinako to admit that she is shorter than Ed!!!!
Pinako: I AM NEVER GOING TO ADMIT THAT TO THAT PEA!!!
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PEA, YOU BEAN??!!!
Pinako: WHY YOU……
FMAFREAK and Dark Angel: SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!!!
Pinako: ..ok I am smaller than Ed…… * whispers this*
Ed: YEAHHHH!!!
Dark Angel: Ed!! Your turn!!
Ed: What??!!
Dark Angel: Yes you heard me your turn!!!
Ed: OK!! Iamreallyshort…*says this really fast**puts black on and cuts himself* THERE DONE!!! I AM NOW EMO!!
Ling: YEAH MY TURN!!!! *runs to the buffet* YUMMMMY
Lan Fan: COOOL Dark Angel loves me!!!
Ling: YEAH, LAN FAN IS GOING OUT WITH ME!!!
Lan Fan: SHE DIDN'T SAY THAT!!
Dark Angel: I did actually…. Anyway if you don't do it I will make you kiss him….
Lan Fan: FINE!!! I WILL GO OUT WITH LING!! He is my prince after all….
Ling: YEAH!!!! THIS FOOD IS YUMMMMMY!!!
Dark Angel: your turn to worship me again FMAFREAK!!!
FMAFREAK: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! *goes down onto her knees and worships Dark Angel* ohhhhh…awesome goddess…* Whispers this*
Dark Angel: OHHH YEA!!! And Can I have candy?? *looks at FMAFREAK's BIGGG bag of candy and drooling*
FMAFREAK: Sure*passes the smallest bit of candy*
*Dark Angel starts crying*
Ed: YOU BABY!! MAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Al: NII-SAN!!!
Ed: DARK ANGEL'S A BABY!!!! HAHAHAHAHA
Al: NII-SAN!! * starts getting angry*
*Dark Angel starts crying even harder*
Ed: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Al: EDWARD!!! *slaps Ed hard* *Ed starts crying*
FMAFREAK: WOAH!! I have never seen you angry Al. AND STOP CRYING ED AND DARK ANGEL!!
Dark Angel: Winry!!! * passes her a makeup box*
Winry: I AM NEVER GOING TO PUT MAKEUP ON!!
Ed: Do you want me to do it? * Evil grin on his face*
Winry: NOOO. SOMEONE PASS ME A MIRROR!! * Dark Angel passes her a mirror* *Winry put the makeup on*
Al and Ed: WOAH!!!
Ed: you look very pretty Winry. * whispers this in Winry's ear*
Winry: Thanks Ed.
Dark Angel: awwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
FMAFREAK: TIME TO HEAR FROM OUR NEXT PERSON!!! It is xplanetsx
Hehehehe bless them all :D
I'll give presents to them all hold on...maybe not for Roy...unless he does this dare...
Roy-to not go on a date for a whole month! And maybe dye his hair pink...
Oh right I forgot the presents for everyone! Ok Ed- some hair gel, try to make different hairstyles like not in a girly plaits; Al- a kitten; Hawkeye- loads of guns and snipers!!; Roy- a pen so get on with your work :D Armstrong- some sweets :D
That's soooo not fare at all I get no gifts!!!
Ed: COOL I GET PRESENTS!!!!! NO ONE IS BEING MEAN TO ME!!! WHAT??!! I DO NOT HAVE GIRLY PLATE!!
Roy: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME??!!
FMAFREAK: Hey Roy you can get presents only if you do the dare….. And everyone in the world hates you!!
* FMAFREAK and Dark Angel passes out the presents to everyone except Roy*
Ed and Al: COOOOOOOOOOOOL!!! IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS AGAIN!!
Cat: MEOW!!
Riza: COOOOOL!!! GUNS!!!
Armstrong: YUMMY!!!
Ling: WHAT??!! I DON'T GET ANY!!
FMAFREAK: Roy!! Your turn!!
Roy: ok I will not go a date for a month and someone dye my hair pink..
Dark Angel: I'll do the honour. * Dyes Roy's hair hot pink*
Roy: EWWWWWW!!
Ed: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FMAFREAK: heres your pen. * passes Roy his pen*
FMAFREAK: heres the next set of dares form FMAFAN
Hehehehe...
Um, I guess...I dare Al to swear for as long as he can.
For Ed...I dare him to drink alcohol. :)
COOOL there is only dares for Ed and Al now!!
Ed: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
FMAFREAK: Al time to swear as long as you can!!!
Al: crap, shit, fuck you, ass, anus, bullshit, damn, dickshit, fuckhole, what the heck, goddamnit…..I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE!!!!!
Dark Angel: you did longer than I thought you would!!!
FMAFREAK: YEA!!! Your turn Ed!!!* passes Ed a whole bottle of Alcohol*
Ed: ok… * Drinks the whole bottle* YUM!!!
FMAFREAK: Ok and that's it for the day….. send some dares is please….I have none!!!