Sorry about the delay, well no...no Im not. You see I watched LittleKuriboh/Dan Greeves guide on how to be a proper abridger and I took that knowledge and used it for fan fics. I just have to be really lazy, let the anticipation build up, so the final outcome will be a disappointment. Thank you little kuriboh. Oh and part of this chapter was inspired by "Secret Life of a Cherry Blossom", which is good you should all go read it after this. and Hinata's outfit was designed by pumpkin-Girl
"Ugh those guys have some nerve" Tenten muttered to herself. "Sakura imposes that they have a party, Temari goes and buys an entire book on party games and I have to clean my house all by myself! Hinata went off to lala land cause Naruto kissed her cheek, both Ino and Temari are horny for Shikamaru, Lee's chasing Sakura all over town in a game of hide and seek! But HEAVEN forbid she admits she likes it! No! Let's leave Tenten to clean her own freaking house alone and-"
"Who says you're alone?" muttered Neji, eyes closed smirking leaning against a wall cooly
Neji's slick entrance did not have the effect he originally wanted, for Tenten shrieked when she heard him, jumped backwards only to trip over an automan and fall down on the ground. Some ninja she was.
Smirking Neji moved from his perch and offered Tenten a hand up, however he hesitated when he approached her. Tenten sat up rubbing her head to sooth her bruise. However her legs were still on the foot rest and unbenownst to her, NeJi could roughly see up her skirt.
Neji always knew as a Hyuuga that with his hyuuga eyes, if he felt the urge, he could see through anything he wanted. He was a man of honor and never gave in to any perverted urges like that. He shuddered at the thought of what Hinata does with her eyes around Naruto. None the less, right now he could just barely see Tentens panties. They were pink, very frilly and even had a tiny bow in the center. Neji could feel the blood rushing to his cheeks and new he had to take action before the blood went somewhere else. He offered her a hand up, oblivious to what was going on, she took it and straightened her self up
However in Tentens mind something else was going on 'Great! As if things couldn't get any worse, Neji, the man of my dreams, the guy who I've had a crush on since we were rookies, is here. Look at me, I'm a mess, my buns have loose strands of hair, I don't have much make up on, I'm all sweaty and gross...so not sexy. Why cant I just learn to flirt like Ino or Temari.'
So, accepting his later offer, Tenten let Neji help her get her house ready for the up coming night. The tension was horrible for the two while they worked. Tenten worried that she may something gross or ungirly, she really hated being a tomboy. Neji was afraid to look at her, worried he might either just imagine her in her panties...or any other perverted thoughts.
"hmmm I wonder what the others are up too, while we're doing all the hard work" muttered Neji looking out the window at the sunshine.
That same sunshine could not be properly appreciated in a different side of town. Downtown, behind walls and florescent lights the youth of Konoha shuffled through the mall, filling the air with the sound of mild chit chat. From the untrained eye, something was going through the halls, in the form of a pink flash followed by a green flash. Sakura agreed to go to the party as Lee's date, but only if he helped her go shopping for sed party. Sakura happily went from store to store, while Lee followed with many different bags in his arms. Some of food, party supplies, mostly new clothes for Sakura.
"I have to thank you Lee, you've been such a big help"
"Do not worry yourself Sakura, I do not mind at all"
"But you've paid for most of this stuff, and a lot of it was just clothes for me"
"I do not mind Sakura, if it makes you happy then I am also happy"
"I still feel like I could at least get you something, to say thank you"
In their ninja speed they had not realized where they were, they looked up to find a dead end and had to stop in their steps. The two of them looked up to see the store in front of them "Victoria's Secret". Simultaneously both their heads drifted down and saw all the lingerie and underwear. As if fate hated them even more, most of them were red and pink, Sakura's favorite colors. Both knew this being, most of the clothes Lee bought for her were red and pink. Thirdly it was the same color as both of their faces.
"M...maybe a new jumpsuit, Lee?"
"N-no...Neji just bought me a new one t-today"
"O-Oh that's right"
"I'm sure we'll think of something later"
"Later sounds good"
The two embarrassed young adults went racing in the opposite direction.
A few hours had past and after leaving their special spot, Temari, Shikamaru and Choji all started walking toward Tentens house, even though it was still a little early, they had to pick up Ino, so they should get there right on time, Shikamaru calculated.
"Wow brains and good looks, you're quite a catch Shikamaru" Temari said teasingly elbowing his shoulder. He smiled back with a small hint of a blush. Putting her arm back down, their hands grazed, Temari grabed his fingers then slid her hand off slowly and teasingly. Choji knocked on Ino's door "Ino, it's us are you ready to go?" called Choji "No, but come in I need help with something"
The three entered and sat down "I need your guy's opinion" Ino called walking down the stairs. Choji and Shikamaru's jaws dropped, while Temari sat horrified. Ino had come down the stairs in just a low cut purple bra and frilly purple thong. She had two different dresses in her hands, but what got to Temari the most was here physique. Ino was incredibly skinny, while Temari, though she was FAR from fat, with her hour glass figure, her hips could be called love handles and she did have a tiny bit of a tummy. Temari knew this was Ino's plan all along but the battle wasn't over
"Jeeze Ino, eat a sandwich. You look anorexic"
Ino accepted her challenge
"whu? Shikamaru you think my body looks OK dont you?"
Ino then struck a pose for him, thusly causing her breasts to jiggle in the process. Both Shikamaru and Choji were just frozen. Knowing she was going to lose this round Temari tried to end it while she was behind.
"Well if you want a womans opinion, I say the blue dress"
Accepting Temari's move, Ino nodded but ended things with a boom. She turned around and slide the dress up her legs then hips, showing off her butt to the boys.
"Oh Shikamaru could you zip me up"
In his zombie like state he got up and zipped up her zipper, getting one last peek at the back of her bra.
"OK boys, I'm ready to go" Ino said cutely as Shikamaru and Choji followed her out the door
'Oh its on' thought Temari following the boys
Tenten's house was officially clean, now she and Neji could just relax. Tenten had enough time to take a shower, get on her party dress and apply make up. The entire shower however Neji could only repeat to himself "I will not look, I will not look"
"Neji? how do I look?" whispered Tenten, coming out of her room. Neji turned to face her, and blushed all over again. Unlike her tomboy habits, Tenten had decided to look at least a little girly for her party. She had a spaghetti strap red dress, that stopped above her knees. Her make up didn't contrast with her normal look, and she still keep her hair up in two buns, however tonight she tied them with red ribbons to match her dress "I feel so girly, I must look ridiculous hu?"
Neji was star struck, left completly speechless
"You look...you look"
"I know I look horrible, I hate looking all girly, but I figured that this is a special occasion, and it will make all the other girls happy" Tenten said reluctantly "So what do you want to do, before the others show up?" she asked, as she landed next to Neji on the couch
Neji cleared his throat, maintaing his blush
"Let's just...enjoy the silence while it lasts" he said calmly, placing his hands in his lap, eyes closed. Tenten nodded happily, closed her eyes and just sunk into the couch.
"This is nice" she said with a relaxed sigh
"Yes, yes it is" Said Neji, who also started to lean back into the couch
And while the peace maintained in Tenten's household, The Hyuuga manor was in total chaos. Although the kiss on the cheek she had recieved many hours ago sent Hinata into a natural high state of mind, upon arrival to her room and all the clothes she had available, she realized, she hated all her clothes. She frantically dug through her many closets, making piles of clothes, none of which were redeemed worthy.
"W-What do I wear!" the poor girl shouted
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only a few blocks away Naruto was walking down the sidewalk along side Sai, who once again had his face buried in a book.
"Naruto-san, this book tells me, that for you're date with Hinata, I am supposed to be your "wing man", and take her "ugly friend" and-"
"Sai! What kind of crap are you reading!" Naruto snatched the book from his hand and gazed down the information 'Author: Jiriya' "ERO-SANNIN"
Hinata heard his screaming and knew she had to make her decision quickly.
Naruto...and Sai... were let in by the Hyuuga security and then were told to wait in the living room. Hinata poked her head out from the corner of the wall, looking down at Naruto. She tip toed down the stairs and approached the boys.
"I-I'm r-ready to g-go Narutok-kun" Hinata had a purple turtle neck, long white jacket, (almost purple) blue jeans, white gloves and a red necklace of the hyuuga spiral.
Naruto got to his feet before his blush was noticeable, and took her by the hand
"OK Hinata lets go" he said as they dashed out the door "Don't wait up" he laughed as Hishashi grumbled. All three of them knew that Hisashi wouldn't be sure to believe him or not. Hanabi came down the stairs
"Did Hinata go already?"
this time it was Sai who got up after seeing the girl
"Ah so you must be the ugly friend I read about"
And so the night began, as Sakura, Temari, Ino, her two zombies, Naruto and Hinata, Lee, Kiba, Gaara, Kankuro and Shino all made their way to Tenten's house.