*** We do not own anything!***
Ch 3: Cullen House
EM: So Edward....... You and Mike huh?
JA: Is he your own personal brand of heroin?
AL: JASPER!!!!
ED: YOUR JUST JEALOUS!!!! ALL OF YOU!!!! JEALOUS!
RO: UHH...... Weirdo!
EM: Rose his name is Edweirdo not weirdo silly! (hugs and kisses rose)
RO: Alice why are we married to such retards?
AL: Well my sister, because, they're hott and hehehe GREAT IN BED!
(Jasper blushes and cracks up laughing)
EM: THATS RIGHT BABE! YOU KNOW IT! PACKAGE DEAL! ( hugs Rose)
RO: Yeah if only that package deal was looks, sex, and BRAIN!
EM: Babe you can't have everything!! Oh wait...... that was very mean Rose! You owe me! (crooked smiles) Lets go put my package deal to work shall we? ( they walk away)
JA: ALI! they're doing it AGAIN!
AL: OH SHUT UP!! and WALK! DAMN IT!! ( as she leads him to they're room)
( Edward runs down stairs screaming and runs around the house bashing his head)
ES: EMMETT- ROSE! DON'T BREAK MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!
C: Honey! Thats weird!
ES; Wellllllll I don't wanna have to redo my house......... AGAIN!!!