Winter break is finally here! Chapter three is finally up, which is awesome. I had a huge writers block so this one will be very suckish so that I could get past it and work on my next chapters.
As always I don't own Avatar the last Airbender
Chap 3 kumupents (revenge)
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Jade: Ahh. The sweet sound of kumupents.
(The Others burst into the room)
Sokka: Jade, what the hell!
Jade: You know, it's rude to burst into a ladies room without permission.
Suki: Don't play dumb you know what you did!
Jade: If you mean that I know that I just woke up, then of course i know what I did.
Toph: You turned us into the opposite gender!
Jade: Oohhh! You mean that!
Sokka: Yes that!!
Suki: Change us back!
Jade: Um... nah.
Katara: (high-pitched) What! Why not! (mumbles a little) I mean even though I make one fine ass guy-
Jade: You so conceited
Katara: You heard that?- anyways why not!
Jade: I told you I was going to get my kumupents.
Toph: Cum up who's pants?!?!?!
Jade: Toph, don't start that shit again, it means revenge!!
Toph: Don't yell at me skittles ok!
Jade: (why isn't Aang or Zuko saying anything?)
Jade: (looks over at Aang and Zuko)
Aang: (jiggles his boobs)
Jade: WTF are you doing!?!?!?
Aang; I kinda like being a girl.
Everyone: ...?!?! (eye twitch)
Zuko: (in fetal position rocking back and forth)
Jade: Zuko, what's wrong?
Zuko: Im friken confused? How the hell do I know what bathroom to use?! or If it's ok to look at males or females! or jackof-...
Suki: TMI
Jade: I know how to solve your last problem! Katara give him your vibrator.
Katara: (spits out smoothie) What! Who said I had one?!
Aang: (where did she get the smoothie?)
Sokka: Well do you (raises eyebrow)
Katara: Maybe
Suki and Toph: (snickers)
Jade: What are you too laughing at? You both have one too?
Suki and Toph: (stop laughing)
Sokka: How could you? What about me?
Suki: Sorry hun, but sometimes I just need some alone time.
Sokka: -sniff sniff-
Toph: I bet you have one skittles.
Jade: No I don't.
Toph: Damn it's the truth.
Suki: ... Guess what
Toph: what?
Suki: We can take off our shirts
Katara: Sooo
Suki: We can take off our shirts and no one will say anything.
...
Toph, Suki, and Katara: (takes off shirts)
Toph: Laters losers. We're gonna go show off our bods at the beach
Katara: What up!
Toph, Suki, and Katara: (hops in car and drives off)
Jade: Bye, have fun and try not to get yourselves raped!!
Zuko: Sooo...
Sokka: Sooo...
Aang: Sooo...
Jade: Sooo...
Zuko: Um...
Sokka: Um...
Aang: Um...
Jade: Um...
Zuko: Uh...
Sokka: U-
Jade: CAN WE PLEASE DROP THIS BULLSHIT!
Sokka: Ouch
Aang: Yea, why do you have to be so mean?
Jade: What ever.
Zuko: Soo-
Jade: I just said quit it!
Zuko: Ok, Ok geez. Where again did you say was the vibrator? (rubs neck)
Jade: Check in Katara's things
Sokka: What! how come Zuko has to use Katara's. I don't won't his personals touch my sister's personals!
Jade: Well they do go out
Sokka: Since when?!
Jade: Since a long time ago.
Sokka: But that still doesn't explain the point of thei...
Sokka: Wait do you mean to tell me that they've had- he's done my- she le- OH HELLZ NAH!!! WHERE'S ZUKO?!! IMMA CUT HIS-
Sokka: Damn I cant he's a female. Shit thanks alot.
Jade: You're welcome
Zuko: Who are you calling?
Aang: Omg I bet it's a boy!
Sokka: Totally!
Zuko: I bet he's like totally gorgeous!
Jade:(on the floor laughing uncontrollably)
Sokka: Like what did we do? (twirling a lock of hair around his fingers)
Jade: (slowly standing up and clutching stomach)
Jade: Don't -haha- talk like- hahahaa- th- that- Hahahaaha.
Aang:(high pitched girly voice) Like what?
Jade: Phft hahahaha like that.
Jade: (dials phone)
Suki: Sup.
Jade: Hey Suki. I need you guys to come home.
Suki: Why?
Jade: Because I have a special surprise for you guess.
Suki: Sure ok.
Jade: Bye. (hangs up phone)
Sokka: Surprise goody goody!
Zuko: What is it!
Aang: Well if she told us it wouldn't be a surprise now would it?
Zuko: (Hangs head) No.
half an hour later...
Toph: We're home?
Jade: Go to the backyard!
Toph: Ok!
Toph: Come on guys lets go.
Katara: ok
Suki: Im coming
Katara: Where are you guy- gals? Haha
Jade: We're in the cellar!
Suki: Ok we're coming!
Jade: Is everyone hear?!
Everyone: Yes
Jade: Im gonna go get the snacks but you guys can go on and start with out me.
Aang: What do we do again?
Jade: Just press the big red button.
Jade: (closes door and bolts it shut)
Toph: Did she just lock the door?
Sokka: Maybe it was an accident?
Aang: Oh well lets just press the button.
Aang: (presses button)
Katara: Nothing happened.
Azula: (breathing heavily in dark corner)
Azula: (walks out from the corner)
Toph: Everyone look out! Azula is here!
Everyone: (looks to see Azula in a corner and screams)
Azula: (creepy grin) Hello everyone It is so nice to see you all again.
Azula: I would love to give all a hug.
Zuko: A HUG? What did they do to you?
Azula: (Turns head to the side and twitches eye) They made me better.
Zuko: Riiiight. Im getting out oh here.
Toph: We can't. Jade locked the door remember.
Zuko: (gulp)
Aang: Aww come on guys I think she's changed the least we could is give her a chance.
Aang: (walks over to give Azula a hug)
Suki: No!
Sokka: Don't be a hero!
Zuko: It's not too late to turn back!
Aang: (hugs Azula) See this isn't that ba- you're- a- squeezing me- a little bit too- tight- Azul- POP!
Everybody: (screams)
Suki: He... Exploded!
Katara: His head popped right off!
Azula: Who's next?
Everyone: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jade: Ahhhhh. The sweet sound of kumupents.
This chapter is finally done. Sorry for the wait. The Azula idea was not mine, but as my horrible memory strikes again, I cant seem to remember who it was that helped me. I would still like to give credit were credit is due, so if the owner of the Azula idea is out there please accept my apology and send me your name again.
With that said. Because of my memory and the long wait I'll post the next chapter. Yaaaaaa!
For anyone on winter break like me, I hope you enjoy yourself!
This explains how I've been feeling all week
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