Disclaimer: This is merely for my own enjoyment, and my few readers also. It is nothing to do with the actual Doctor Who show.

A/N: I know that (by my standards) these chapter are unbearably short, but that's how I'm finding it easiest to write these. If you have a massive problem with their length, let me know, and I'll do something about it. Otherwise, they'll probably stay this length.

Jackie Tyler, Killer Gran

I talked to the Doctor, and he said we did go to Earth first. So here we were, landing on the Powell Estate, London, England. I don't remember much about the event, since I was barely months old at the time, but the Doctor's told me about it enough times for me to know the basic idea.

How I heard it, the Doctor and Rose edged out of the TARDIS with me in Rose's arms, the couple terrified for Jackie's reactions. Apparently she wasn't a big fan of the Doctor's, and they'd been tactfully avoiding her since Rose had gotten pregnant. That makes it sound like I was an accident. Well, maybe I was. But that doesn't bother me. Much.

Anyway, they came out of the TARDIS, afraid for their lives, and Rose dragged the Doctor up to Jackie's flat - by this time, Rose had started referring to the TARDIS as her real home. How the Doctor described it, she opened the door, clad in pink dressing-gown and slippers, took one look at me, and swore. She also apparently let Rose in and shut the door in the Doctor's face. Rose then let the Doctor in, and he got a slap. It's no wonder they don't get on.

So, after a few "hours" of clearing things up - and by hours, I mean days - Jackie Tyler came to terms with the fact that she was a grandmother. Then slapped the Doctor again, just for good measure.

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I suppose that's really it for things being simple. Wait, that's not simple.
Well, you get the idea. That's pretty much the most normal my life's ever been.

Aside from that, my life's one big rollercoaster. But I guess you'll find that out for yourselves, won't you?

A/N: Review please! And let me know what you think on the chapter lengths.