A.N/ Hey guys! Here's the 3rd chapter for NHSV! *Everybody cheers* I'm really happy that people are actually reading this, I just started it and already... *wipes tear away* YOU'RE ALL SO GREAT! *bursts out crying* thank you and enjoy the fic (as always)

DICLAIMER: I don't own Naruto, if I did I'd have cookies everyday! But I'm not allowed cookies everyday so, no, I don't own Naruto.

WARNING!: Minor course language and if you are under 13, get lost NOW! this ain't for kiddies! You read, it's your own damn fault... just reminding you that.

CHAPTER 3

THE CHEMISTRY TEACHER IS A BASTARD!

Naruto burst out of the school doors in a rush. He scanned the area for Gaara and found him under a tree with a few others Naruto didn't recognise, except Kiba. Gaara's face showed worry, shock and most of all, anger. Gaara quickly hid his other emotions and focused on anger, and by 'focused on anger' I mean glaring at Naruto continuously.

It was only then that he noticed that outside was deathly quiet, not normal for a high school of about 4,000 kids. It should have been anything but quiet.

Just then Naruto felt a tug on his sleeve. He turned around to face Gaara's wrath of mass destruction.

"Naruto, what the hell did you do? The whole school heard a scream, and I was wondering if you had anything to do with it."

"Gaara, shut up for a sec. Kakashi is a hunter. He said he was from the 'Hanta' clan. Do you know what that is?" Naruto asked quietly.

They both had been whispering while the whole school looked at them in shock.

"Naruto," Gaara choked out, "how, how did he find out?"

Naruto shrugged, "He said something about your tattoo and my 'whisker-like scars'. He even knew what packs we came from." Naruto was starting to sound worried and Gaara looked a sickly pale, paler than normal. Gaara started sweating as well.

"This is bad, very, very bad."

"Well, you know me, I'm not gonna let a hunter push me around so I kinda... well, you see... um," Naruto was feeling a bit awkward saying this to Gaara, "I kinda... uh, I broke his leg and stole his blade made especially for killing werewolves."

"YOU WHAT?" he screamed at the top of his lungs, for a guy that doesn't talk very loud you'd think he'd sound a lot quieter. And it's safe to say if anybody wasn't listening before... well, they were listening now.

"Gaara, come on, calm down. I don't think he'll tell anybody what we are and what I did to him, yet. Come on, introduce me to the gang."

Gaara reluctantly led Naruto over to the group of kids sitting under a tree, where Gaara was seated before.

"Hey Naruto what was that scream just then, like, before you sprinted out the doors?" Kiba questioned suspiciously.

Everyone waited for Naruto's answer, wondering what excuse he'd use.

"Well, you see I was in detention and I told Kakashi I needed to take a crap and he let me go. Instead of going to the toilet, like I said I ran out here and as you know I was still in there because I got lost and ended up through the fire escape door and out back. The scream must have happened while I was outside, then I tried another way and found the front doors. And that leads to now."

Almost everyone looked satisfied by his answer, almost everyone, except Shikamaru.

"Wait, so you're telling me that you ran from the back of the school to the middle of the school to here in about 2 minutes?" Shikamaru asked, not believing a word.

"Yep, pretty much. I'm a fast runner, it came from my dad." Naruto replied, sounding strangely hollow on the last part. It sounded weird Naruto sounding so empty when he was so vibrant and happy most of the time.

"Oh, ok then." Shikamaru replied, knowing not to push any further. He knew the bit about being a fast runner was true, even he could tell, but the story still didn't make sense. 'So troublesome' he thought, 'Who cares? We'll find out the truth soon enough, hopefully I don't have to do anything though. Now that would just be a plain drag.'

Naruto sat down and conversation started again without disruption, like nothing had happened. Of course, people knew that there was something else going on too.

"So, that was Kakashi, huh? I wonder what happened to him. It must have been really painful for him to scream like that." Choji mumbled while stuffing his face at the same time.

"Yeah, I guess." Naruto replied not sounding a bit interested.

Just then the bell rang, signalling that classes had begun once again. Students started shuffling to their classes, still on edge from that scream. They were all anxious to see whose teacher wasn't in their classroom.

"Bye guys! See you at lunch!" Kiba waved before dashing off to his next class, leaving the rest of his group alone.

"Well, we best be heading off to our classes too, Gaara. Bye!" Naruto told them while dragging Gaara to his next class.

Naruto dragged Gaara to the Maths room and whispered in his ear, "At lunch meet me in the schoolyard, ok?"

Gaara looked at Naruto and suddenly remembered something important. "Naruto, I forgot to tell you-," Naruto interrupted Gaara mid-sentence.

"Gaara, just do what I say and get into class, I'll be waiting for you, don't forget."

Naruto, not waiting for an answer, just pushed Gaara into the classroom and headed for Chemistry/Science, which was the classroom next door. Gaara just sighed and thought to himself 'well, he'll find out soon enough.'

Naruto entered the classroom with a pretend happy expression, shocking the teacher into silence. Naruto's expression vanished as soon as he saw his teacher, 'did I go into the wrong class? I'm pretty sure the sign said "Chemistry Lab 101", maybe I was mistaken?'

"No," the teacher hissed, kind of like a snake, "you were not mistaken, Mr. Uzumaki. This is Chemistry 101 also used for science; I am the teacher, Mr. Hebi. I suggest you sit at the very back, I don't like overly happy people." He sat down and began to read his book about... mutating snakes?

Naruto heaved a sigh and picked the seat furthest away from the teacher. 'He's probably a paedophile or something, he seriously creeps me out to no end. Why are all my teachers weird? First Kakashi and now Orochimaru, I can't wait to meet my other teachers.' He thought sarcastically, waiting as students started taking their seats. He was in his own little world at the moment Sasuke Uchiha entered the classroom, he was headed straight for where Naruto was currently sitting.

"That's my seat, dobe." The raven stated clearly for all to hear. A few people turned their chairs around to see who had sat in the "Emo King's" seat. They called him the "Emo King" because everything about him screamed... emo.

Naruto had a very short temper and didn't put up with peoples crap. "I don't see your name on it, teme." Sasuke smirked and pointed to a name carved into the wood of the desk. It read, "Sasuke Uchiha"

Naruto burst into laughter, he was laughing so hard that it was painful. He thought that he had just gotten over it, but when he saw Sasuke's face he started laughing again.

"Why are you laughing?" Sasuke snarled, Naruto stopped and looked at him. Naruto's eyes were a nice blue with a hint of playfulness and mischief while Sasuke's eyes were a cold onyx, filled with curiosity and rage.

"Well, you see. Your name is spelt 'SasUKE' and said like 'Sasgay'. I myself find that extremely funny." Naruto then laughed again until he was pushed off the seat by a very angry Sasuke.

"Naruto, sit down immediately! Sasuke, you can sit in your seat and Naruto you can sit next to me as your punishment for, one- hurting Sasuke's feelings, two- being unkind to Sasuke and three- for stealing Sasuke's seat." Orochimaru yelled, upset that his Sasuke had been hurt.

"Whoa, I was right!" Naruto exclaimed with a grin on his face.

"Right about what, Uzumaki?" Snakey asked cautiously, (Orochimaru = Snakey)

"You really are a paedophile! I knew it from the moment I saw you! And that means..." Naruto's eyes widened, "you like Sasgay?"

"Yes! I mean NO! Of course I don't!" Snakey defended himself.

The whole class stared at Mr. Hebi. Some actually believed Naruto, while others that were Sasuke's fan girls or supposed 'friends', stuck up for Sasuke or didn't believe Naruto. The majority was with Sasuke because there were more girls in this class then boys and a few boys were with Sasuke too.

"Oh. My. God," Sasuke whispered in shock, he didn't believe that this blonde idiot had just insulted 'him', the most popular and good-looking guy in the school. AND GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT! Sasuke promised to find Naruto and beat him up until he was on his knees, begging for mercy that Sasuke wouldn't give.

"Uzumaki," Snakey's voice trembled with barely restrained fury, "go to the principal's office, now." He pointed out the door and said, "I will make sure you get the worst punishment possible, understand?" Snakey grinned devilishly, making the whole class flinch. They hoped never to see that smile ever, and I mean ever again.

"Ok, thank you. Now I don't have to listen to your lectures about your life as a paedophile, that's one tale I'd rather not be here for, cya!" Naruto dashed off, not before hearing the scream of rage before he went and a few people losing what little control they had before and laughing their asses off. Naruto smiled at that, they were gonna be getting a can of whoop-ass or... Snake-ass, Naruto laughed at his own joke then thought to himself 'Poor kids', he shook his head and taking his time, slowly walked to the office where the principal would, no doubt, be waiting for him.

He sighed; he'd heard the principal was brutal, not only in strength but punishments too. He couldn't help but wonder how the principal was also the head school nurse, 'I definitely wouldn't like to be treated by her, that's for sure'; he winced as he thought of what method of 'treatment' she used on the students here.

He had now arrived at the office, A.K.A where his death would officially take place. He gulped and then pushed open the office doors. It smelt weird, like newly made plastic or something. He quickly dismissed the thought as he walked up to the receptionist there.

"Naruto Uzumaki, I presume?" She asked smiling up at him.

"Wow, news travels fast, and yes I'm Naruto." He told her, shaking his head in disbelief. "Stupid snake bastard," Naruto muttered, causing the receptionist to smirk. "Shizune" her name tag said, 'nice name' Naruto thought as he waited to be called in.

"Naruto, Lady Tsunade will see you now," Shizune told him, "good luck." She added before taking him to a pair of double doors painted green with Konoha high's emblem painted on top. Shizune then opened the doors revealing a room stacked with paperwork, from the floor to the roof. 'Whoa' Naruto thought as he entered the office, more like room by its size.

"Ah, Naruto, I've been expecting you." A lady with two blonde pigtails and brown eyes said as she looked up from her paperwork. "I have recently received a call from Mr. Hebi in Chemistry 101, you wouldn't happen to know why?" Tsunade asked with sarcasm dripping off each word.

"I called him a paedophile. Seriously, he was all over Sasgay saying stuff like, 'You're in trouble for being mean to Sasuke, hurting his feelings and taking his seat' And I was like, 'I was right! You really are a paedophile' then he sent me out and I told him, 'thanks! I didn't want to listen to you while you talked about your life as a paedophile' so, yeah. Then I ran like hell and ended up here, with you." Naruto told the whole story to Tsunade and when he had finished she burst into laughter.

"Sorry, It- It's just... you're right! He acts like such a paedophile sometimes, he is gay and is really creepy, but even though he acts like a paedophile he really isn't one. I'll let you off this time because I agree with you but if you do it again," she cracked her knuckles, "there will be hell to pay."

"Yep, ok." He replied, nervously backing towards the door.

"Oh and Naruto," Naruto paused, "Don't break the new substitute English teacher's leg, ok? Don't worry; I know yours and Gaara's fathers so I know what you are, I have since the day you were born." She smiled waving him off, "Goodbye, Naruto."

"Bye, Baa-chan." He replied grinning at her while she just scowled.

"Tell anybody kid, and I'll make your time here a living hell."

"Ok, bye Baa-chan." Naruto turned and walked out the door, making sure to say goodbye to Shizune on the way. Chemistry and Science was over so all Naruto had to do was go to P.D.H and it was lunch.

Shouldn't be too hard, should it?