Espada Vacation
Chapter Three
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Now we are on our way to Florida. (We are in New York currently.) Stupidly, Aizen-sama has decided to fly there while having the Espada go on two vans. Sadly, I am stuck with Starrk, Lilynette, Barragan, Tia, Nnoitra, and Grimmjow. Barragan sat in front, Grimmjow, Nnoitra, and I sat in the middle, and Tia, Starrk, and Lilynette sat in back. Oh, our driver was Gin. Tousen had to sit in the trunk (which has bean bags in it).
"Man, I'm BORED!" complained the trashy Sexta as he leaned against the window.
"You know what we do when we're bored and want to bother Ulquiorra?" asked the Quinta with a grin. Oh my…they are going to do IT… No, not THAT 'it' you trashy perverts.
"Hmm?"
Nnoitra took a breath and started to sing, "9,999 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL! 9,999 BOTTLES OF BEER! YOU TAKE ONE DOWN, AND PASS IT AROUND! NOW WE HAVE 9,998 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL! 9,998 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL! 9,998 BOTTLES OF BEER!"
Grimmjow grinned and sat up, singing along annoyingly. "YOU TAKE ONE DOWN, AND PASS IT AROUND! NOW WE HAVE 9,997 BOTTLES OF BEER!"
"9,997 bottles o bear on de wall! 9,997 bottles o beer!" Gin started singing along while at the wheel. I sighed with annoyance.
"YOU THREE, SHUT IT." Tia coughed, "I mean, please shut up. Sing something more appropriate, a child is in your presence." They looked around.
"Where?" they asked simultaneously.
"MEE!" Lilynette shouted as she bounced in her seat.
"Fine. Now where were we?" asked Grimmjow.
"Ya take on down, an' pass it around! Now we got 9,996 packets o juice on de wall!" sang Gin. They all grinned and started singing. Since I am quite used to the behavior, I tuned them out. "9,996 PACKETS O JUICE ON DE WALL! 9,996 PACKETS O JUICE! YA TAKE ONE DOWN AN' PASS IT AROUND! NOW WE GOT 9,995 PACKETS O JUICE ON DE WALL!"
This will be a VERY long ride…
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"Urusai…BA-KA!" shouted Lilynette as she jumped up and hit Grimmjow over the head.
"HEY! Watch it, BRAT!"
"STARR-!"
"HEY! You can…sing a solo! YEAH! RIGHT, Nnoitra?" he asked, glancing over at the said spoon.
"Huh? No wa-!" Grimmjow poked him in the eye. "YEAH! Fine, go Lilynette!"
"YAY~! What number are you at?"
"Um…we're down ta 'bout 9,542 now…" said Gin as he took a turn on the road. "WOAH! Wrong way! Geez! America's so dif'ferent from Japan!" What an idiot…
"9,542 packets of juice on the wall! 9,542 packets of juice! You take one down, and give it to me! Now we have 9,541packets of juice on the wall!" screeched Lilynette as she started waving her arms around.
I tuned them out as I looked ahead. WHY, WHY did I have to be with THEM? Aizen-sama should have taken me with him on the plane.
"WAHHH! WATCH OUT LIL BIRDY!" screamed Gin from the front. Were we actually driving fast enough to almost kill a bird…? Probably…
"GIN!" Tia jumped up from the back seat and sailed over us, slapping Gin across the face and turning the wheel, resulting in us all jerking to the side, Nnoitra and Grimmjow nearly crushing me.
It seems Gin almost drove us off a cliff… We saw flashing lights and a few sirens. A police officer walked up to the rolled down window.
"Excuse me, sir, have you been drinking?" she asked as she reached for a pad of paper.
"Nah, I dun't drink when I'm drivin'. Though, this IS mah first time drivin' so many people…" said Gin with his usual grin. "We're goin' ta Florida! Too bad ya can't join us, it woulda been fun!"
The officer raised an eyebrow. "Sir, if you are hitting on me, it's a bad idea, seeing that you and your girlfriend are…busy while you were driving…"
"Eh…? OH! No, no, no, no! Tia ain't my girlfriend, she's my subordinate!" said Gin. The officer laughed. "Yes, that's nice." She said with a wink. "She was tryin' ta save our butts! C'mon! Tia, weren't ya tryin' ta save our butts?"
"Yes, I was trying to save their butts," said Tia.
"…Um…" said the officer.
"He was about to drive us over a cliff, you see…" The officer nodded.
"Oh…please step out of the vehicle…both of you…" she looked in and noticed all of us. "All of you please."
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"Follow the light with your eyes, without turning your head." Starrk did as asked, but he got a bit…what's the term…googly eyes…
"Sorry, I was just taking a nap…" He smiled a bit.
"Okay…walk in a straight line for me," said the officer. Starrk walked in a wobbly line. "…Never mind you weren't even driving…"
Gin stepped up. "Do I gotta take de tests?" The woman nodded and told him to walk in a straight line. He did so with his arms spread out and saying 'Weee!'
"Um…you shouldn't be driving…anyone else here knows how to drive?"
"I can't, my legs would fail me," said Barragan.
"I would, but I'm not allowed to," said Lilynette.
"I would, but I would kill us all, didn't exactly learn to drive yet…" said Grimmjow. Nnoitra couldn't drive, Tia doesn't have a license, Starrk couldn't, Gin wasn't allowed, so-
"Looks like you have to. How old are you?" asked the woman as she turned to me. I thought for a second. Szayel Aporro and Aizen-sama had showed us how old we were in living years.
"Um…between eighteen and twenty-two," I said. Gin laughed and Tia tried to hide a smile.
"…Got an exact number? Never mind that…Um…can you drive?" I nodded. It didn't look quite hard and I didn't want to look pathetic. "Alight, you drive, and Florida is that way, down south, not to the west," she said as she walked off.
Great, we were going the wrong way the whole time.
"U-urgh…are we there yet?" asked Kaname from the trunk. He was very car sick. It seems he got himself tangled in some duct tape…
"Are you keeping someone hostage?" she asked as she put a hand over her gun.
This is just wonderful…
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"Let's see, ya put yer put there, that's de brake, that's de gas, got it?" I nodded. "That tells ya if ya got gas-"
"What does F and E stand for?" I questioned.
"Full an' Empty."
"Oh…okay, I can drive now Gin," I said as I pushed down on the gas.
"WOAH! Dun't kill us, Ulqui-orra!" yelled Gin. "Dun't step on it wit' all yer might!"
…I need to learn how to drive…all Aizen-sama told me was 'it's easy'…
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"Gin…" he was about to fall asleep.
"Eh? What?"
"…Nothing…"
"Ohhh…haha, yer afraid o drivin' while ev'ryone's asleep! Yer afraid that if somethin' goes wrong, yer gonna need my help!"
"No…"
"Dun't deny it~!"
"No."
"DUN'T!"
"What?"
"CAAT!"
"What are you talking about? Grimmjow's right ther-!"
"NO! CAT YER 'BOUT TA RUN OVER!"
"…OH CRA-!"
END CHAPTER
Sorry if it's so short^^
Next chapter will focus on the other group's car. From Szayel's POV.
So…yeah…please review?
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