Hi.
Lloyd P.O.V
I wonder if Zane's back? I should probably go see what everyone else is doing, if he's not. "Hey guys." I say, half yawning. But as soon as I step in the room, I instantly regret it. "Cole, Jay." I say, uncertainly. "Yes?" Cole asks, nervously sweating. "Why is Sensei on the ceiling?" "Because he's still on tea loss." "Where is the tea?" "On the dark island, still." "Where's Zane?" "Still getting the tea." "How long was I sleeping?" "WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING QUESTIONS?!" Jay screams, flailing his arms around for reasons unknown. "One more." "Fine, go ahead." "Why is Kai advertising Sensei Soap instead of cardboard Sensei? And why does he have Sensei Soap?!" I ask, pointing to Kai, who is currently holding Sensei shaped soap. "That... That doesn't have any sensible answer. That is the only thing I'm sure about anymore." Cole says, looking at Kai with a weird look on his face. "He's been advertising stuff like that since you went back to bed. And the weird part is that he is actually selling that stuff! He doesn't even have a camera or anything to advertise with! It makes no sense!" Jay screams hearing the phone ring. "It's Zane! For all of those Sensei themed products you really need, go to WWW. cardboardSensei .com!" Kai shouts, continuing his unfilmed commercial. "Zane? Why and how are you calling us?" I ask, picking up the phone. "I'm in a giant net!" Zane whispers, the phone all scratchy. "Why is it so fuzzy? Where are you?" "I just told you! In a giant net!" "Why?" "Because someone, or something, caught me in one!" "Why'd they do that?" "Who is this?" "Lloyd, of course." "Give the phone to Kai." "I'd rather not." "Why?" "He's advertising Sensei Cereal." "I don't want to know. Is Cole good?" "Yes." "Give me Cole." "Alright, here." I mutter, grudgingly giving Cole the phone.
Cole P.O.V
"Hello?" "Hi Cole." "What's up?" "Did you hear Lloyd's half of the conversation?" "Yes." "What did you hear?" "I heard these. Zane? Why and how are you calling us? Why is it so fuzzy? Where are you? Why? Why'd they do that? Lloyd, of course. I'd rather not. He's advertising Sensei Cereal. Yes. Alright, here. That's all I heard. It's not that clear." "Lloyd asked a lot of questions. Now, before you ask, I'm in a giant net." Zane says, sounding pretty calm for a guy in a giant net. "Cole?" "Yes?" "Tell Sensei his tea might be late." "What if he attacks me?" "At least you won't be in a net." "I'll probably end up in a cage." "Me too." "Well, bye then." "No! Don't leave me!" Zane shouts, as a voice in the background says "Hey!" and the phone hangs up.
Zane P.O.V
"Hay is for horses! And other animals such as cows, donkeys, ponies, and sheep." I say, my smartness kicking in. "I eat hay." "Who are you?!" "Who are YOU?" "Because I caught you in it." "Why?!" "Because you're a nindroid." "SO WHAT?!" I scream at the guy. "So... Ummm... Actually, I'm not sure." The guy says scratching his head. "This is ridiculous." I mutter, facepalming as I effortlessly kick a hole in the net. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Wait. Why am I so upset? Whatever." The guy asks himself, walking away. That was weird. Well, I better keep going.
Jay P.O.V
"What was that all about?" I ask after Cole hangs up the phone. "Who cares? We have our own problems at the moment." Cole says, gesturing to Kai, who's being mauled by his customers who all want something Sensei-related, and actual Sensei, who is for some reason running in circles, screaming, and slapping anyone who comes close. Who isn't very many people, because he's floating in the air. "That doesn't even make any sense!" "That Sensei's floating?" Cole asks me. "No. That Kai's stuff is actually selling." "Whatever." Cole says, rolling his eyes. "Hey Cole, guess what." "What, Jay?! What do you want?!" ",,,,," "What does that even mean?!" "::" "Are you...?" "$$$" "YOU'RE ON TEA LOSS! YOU'RE SPEAKING IN SYMBOLS!" Cole screams, running away. "! #$/^:.'?+_%={}[]¡`€\|¤÷· £€¥₩《》¿" I say. I think it makes perfect sense.
Cole P.O.V
It's official. I'm alone. I'm the only normal one now. I have the one who defies physics, the magical Sensei advertiser, the symbol-speaking one, the one in the giant net, and me. Poor me. It almost makes me WANT to go on tea loss! Plus, now that I think about it, tea loss sounds like either a medical condition, or, something, else...
I'm getting that thought out of my head now. I've got to focus. Focus. Focusss... I'm tired. I know! I know I know I know! I know how to make the others stop freaking me out! I'll tie Sensei to the ground, tape Jay's mouth shut, spray Kai's customers with a hose and steal his Sensei things, his creepy creepy Sensei things... Well, I better get to it! Maybe I'll call Zane first, though. He might of escaped from the net by now. But how? I don't even know how he called here! I'll just type in some random numbers! How about: 153-624-721! Wait! NO! That's The cardboard Sensei number! "Hello? How may I Sensei you?" "Kai? What does that even mean?" "Cole! Since you're my 'brother', you get anything you want, FOR FREE!" "Ummm, no. Bye." I say, hanging up. 189-436-003. "Hello...?" "Cole?" "Zane?!" "Yes?" "Zane!" "Cole...?" "Zane?" "Cole!" "Zane!" "Ok, can we stop now?" "Ok. Are you still in a net?" "Nope." "Good!" "I've got to go, Cole." "Why?" "I have to swim to the Dark Island." "BUT EVERYONE'S ON TEA LOSS!" "By the time I get back, you will be too. What's wrong with everyone else, anyway?" "Sensei is gravity-defying, Kai is Sensei-advertising, and Jay is symbol-speaking." "And Lloyd...?" "Lloyd! I'm not alone!" "I am." "Sorry Zane, I have go find Lloyd!" "Of course you do." Zane says before I hang up the phone without saying bye.
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