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Disclaimer:I own Twilight AND Jasper when I am Alice Cullen, attend Hogwarts and Johnny Depp asks me to the Yule Ball, AKA Don't own.

Paint Balling With the Cullens

Chapter 3

"Bella, it would be better if you just told us what Emmett knows…" Esme said carefully, "Then we can judge how likely he'll use it against you, or if you can just ignore him…"

I looked at them, and took a deep breath, and began to tell them.

"Um… what are you talking about? Ah, Emmett doesn't have anything on me!" I pathetically tried to lie. Alice and Rosalie exchanged a look. Esme actually believed me.

"Ok, then, Bella, dear," Esme said, rising from the bed, "I'm off to corrupt Carlisle before this begins. See you in an hour or two…" Esme said, walking out of the room waving.

Once she was safely a floor below us, Rosalie and Alice turned on me.

"Alright, Bella spit it out," Alice stated, crossing her arms like Rosalie.

"Um… Edward and I were kind of… ah….making out—"

"Don't you mean groping…" Rosalie asked as she and Alice began snickering.

"Yeah, Bella, we've seen you two go at it. It surpasses 'making out', by like 3 bases…" Alice screeched, rolling on the bed laughing with Rosalie.

"Shut up. You two have nothing to laugh about. I've seen both of you guys 'groping' your 'man friends', so just hush." I angrily replied, sobering them up.

"Sorry, Bella. Continue." Rosalie said, as she was the first to be able to talk.

"Ok, so we were," I looked at Rosalie and Alice, "'groping' on Edward's piano when everyone was supposed to be hunting, when Edward kind of…. Um… flung my shirt halfway across the room and it—" I then started to talk faster, seeing Rosalie and Alice trying to contain themselves, "—kind of knocked over Esme's antique Chinese vase which smashed on the ground… and Emmett may have gott€en the whole thing on tape…"

"Uh, oh," Alice stated the obvious. "Don't worry, Bella! I'll try and destroy the tape for you! Or at least get it out of his hands…"

"Ok, lets go outside and see the losers…" Rosalie said, rising from the bed and gracefully walking towards the door, followed by Alice.

We walked (or stumbled in my case), outside and saw Jasper, Edward and Emmett standing outside of one of the out houses, talking quietly. When we opened the door, their heads quickly snapped up and Edward smiled and ran over to me. We started to reacquaint ourselves, and so what if we may have forgotten that the other four were there? Rosalie and Emmett have passed PDA boundaries WAAAAY too many times to count, and Alice and jasper have had their fair share too, so why did they have to pick on us?

When Emmett started laughing and gagging at us, Edward drew the line. Snapping his head around at Emmett Edward asked him, "What? Just because you managed to get your wife angry, doesn't mean that we should suffer."

That kind of shut Emmett up, and Jasper started to laugh at him. Alice glared at Jasper, and he quickly shut up.

"Ok, set we need to set some ground rules for this battle royal," Alice started, as Carlisle and Esme walked over to us. "First, no ganging up on the human. Just because she's exponentially slower than us, doesn't mean that she is a target! So, to help out with this problem, you can only move at a human's pace!" Alice stated with authority.

"But that's not fair!!" Emmett whined, then shut up due to a glare from Esme.

"Second, if you are hit more than 10 times, or are hit three times by Bella, you are out. We'll be able to tell if Bella has hit you, because she has pink paint bullets, and everyone else has white. And last, no going past our property lines! If you are out, send out a flare, I have flare guns here, girls have red ones, boys have blue. OK! I think that's it… oh, yeah, and Bella gets a 10 minute head start. Cause we have to factor in fall time…" Alice finished, trailing off, looking pensive. "Oh, yeah, we start in 30minutes! Good luck, everyone!" Alice yelled, heading back into the house.

As Rosalie, Esme and I followed Alice into the house, I wondered what we were supposed to do. We reached Alice's bedroom, and changed into our little paint ball/team suits. Alice then forced my protective gear on, and we put on our helmets, or hats in Rosalie, Alice and Esme's case, and put on you walkie-talkies.

"Alice?" I asked, and Alice turned to look at me, "Aren't we cheating using these?"

"Of course we aren't, Bella! I made the rules, and no where in my 5 minute display did I say about the prohibit of walkie-talkies! Honestly, Bella," Alice said, looking hurt, "Do you really think I would cheat?"

Rosalie snorted, Esme smiled, and Alice glared at both of them. "ANYWAYS, ok. So, we're going to meet, here," Alice pointed to a spot on a map that she had pulled out, "At about 2:00, so in like half an hour. Bella, I'm giving you a GPS locator, so you can find it. When we get there, we'll go over our game plan, as the men will have gone over theirs," Alice replied with an evil grin. Alice grabbed my watch, and set an alarm for 2:00, and handed me my gun.

"Once you leave the house, start to head towards the out houses, and walk into the woods. One you can't see the house anymore, turn on your GPS, and hurry to the Spot." Rosalie informed me, turning on my walkie-talkie.

"Oh, and be careful, Bella," Esme said, steering me towards the stairs and to the front door, "The boys can be rowdy playing War…"

(Ok, so that was mainly a filler chapter. Hopefully more humorous things will start in the next chapter, but you know they will. Hello? Bella lost in the woods? Well, she will be once the meeting's over…)