Episode 3: Death Race Reloaded!

In the city that borders between Heaven and Hell, there seems to be a massive increase in accidents involving speed. These crazed adrenaline junkies that get behind the wheel of any vehicle; be it a car, bike, or anything that has wheels, are known as speed demons. Speaking of such a topic we take our attention to an intersection somewhere in southeast Daten, where a crazy driver is seen running red lights and hitting anything that is in its path.

The car itself was a rather slick sports car with a red and yellow exterior. As we look a bit closer the person driving the car isn't a person at all, in fact the black swirls surrounding it convinced us that it was a ghost.

Which it was.

"Mahahahaha! Outta my way bitches! This bad boy's goin' nonstop!", cackled the crazy driver ghost as it turned over other cars and causing people to run for cover. There were many police blockades as they were trying to stop the ghost driver, however it got slick as it drove up the ramp of a truck as it smashed through the 18-Wheeler like a piece of glass.

The ghost was in its own little world as it looked like there was no one to stop it, at least…that's what he thought. Suddenly a spinning blue ball zoomed past the ghost as it had a shocked look on its face, the ball then jumped high into the air before turning into the blue speedster himself. He hit the ground running right beside the crazy driver ghost as he glanced at it with a smirk.

"Hey speedy! Looks to me like you're tryin' to challenge me to a race!", said the hedgehog. The ghost got irritated after hearing that.

"Oh! So you think you're hot shit just cuz' you think you can run circles around me spikes?! Well bring it on DICK!" The ghost car tried to ram Sonic from the side only for him to miss as he jumped over, and landed on the other side. The two raced each other as they speed down the highway and vastly approaching the road that the church was on.

The Angel's Ring on Sonic finger started to glow as well as his body, his halo appeared over his head as he was in "Angelic Mode". He Spun-Dashed into a ball as the crazy ghost tried to ram him again. The two were gridlocked for a few minutes as sparks started shedding; they broke off a couple times when cars came in between them, but went right back into it afterwards. "Is that all?!", taunted Sonic as he spun a bit faster to swing the gridlock in his favor.

"Not even close!", the ghost fired back.

~ Meanwhile at the church ~

Stocking was eating a cup of pudding while watching the news on television, her sister was absent for obvious reasons at the time. Suddenly a report came on about a crazy driver racing a hedgehog.

"We're signing here live as a crazy driver appears to be racing some sort of hedgehog! Sources tell us that he's a special breed that can run at high speed, but I've never heard of an animal like that ever in life!"

"Holy crap, that's Sonic!", the girl said in surprise. She grabbed the keys to See Through as she dashed towards the underground garage where the hummer was. Back on the road police as well as a helicopter news crew, were keeping up with the race at hand. The ghost seemed to be up ahead on Sonic by a few inches, but the hedgehog was still high on his tail.

"Dammit! You're still there?!", it wined as it tried to outrun Sonic. Which was and IS a losing battle within itself unless your name is Shadow. The hedgehog still had his ring active as there was an aura around his body while he was spinning right beside the ghost rider.

~ Elsewhere in a hotel somewhere in the city ~

"C'mon, are you fockin' kidding me?!", growled a female voice that belonged to a certain blonde. She was in bed with another man she found from the club as usual, of course he was keeping track of how many times he's climaxed in the last few hours.

"I gotta say, you're one hardcore angel babe!", the guy spoke. Panty groaned as she slapped on his back a few times, afterwards she grabbed the remote as she turned on the TV. There was a report going on about a crazy driver that was trying to run people over, as well as the blue hedgehog that stayed right on his tail. "Hey! Is that Sonic?", she said as she looked at the TV closer…

"What an incredible display of speed folks! These two speed demons are going neck and neck as they seem to be trying to smash each other! I've never seen a mad case of road rage like this!" Panty smirked as she watched the race on TV.

"Ha! Looks like that hedgehog is way faster than you!", she taunted her latest bedroom client.

"Wha?! No one can outrace my ride!...Wait, huh?" The camera shifted on a pink hummer that was closing in on Sonic's position as the gothic princess was driving it. "Wait a sec', is that Stockin'?", wondered Panty as she looked at the girl driving See Through. Suddenly her angelic cell phone started ringing.

"Yo! Panty here.", she spoke on it. She then heard an angry afro priest on the other line.

"GIRL! WHERE YOU AT?!", it shouted as the voice belonged to Garterbelt. Panty tried to come up with a good reason why she isn't out helping Sonic or Stocking, with the crazy ghost driver problem.

"Erk? I'm uh, visiting the elderly at a nursing home.", she replied dumbfoundedly.

"BULLSHIT! YO ASS AT DAT IMMORAL HOTEL!", he replied angrily as a drop of sweat appeared on the blonde's face. Suddenly she got another call on call waiting as she put it through and hung up on Garterbelt. "Hello?", she said in an oblivious tone.

"PANTY! Are you watching TV?!", growled Stocking on the other line.

"Nah, so what's up?", she asked.

"You're at that damn hotel again! GET YOUR SKANK ASS OUT HERE AND HELP ME!", yelled the Goth.

"Damn, calm down! I'm comin' just hold da fock on.", muttered Panty as she closed the phone. She slipped on a jean skirt and a red tank top with some cowgirl boots, she even snagged the keys that belonged to her man's motorcycle.

"Whoa babe, where are ya goin'? I'm ready for another round!", the man said.

"Normally I'd be up for it but your technique sucks ass, see ya on the flipside.", smirked the blonde as she tossed the key and caught it as she headed out the room.

~ Back on the highway ~

Sonic and the ghost driver were still gridlocking each other, unaware that Stocking was following close behind them. "You can't keep this up forever ya know?", he shrugged while keeping the same speed.

"I can keep this up as long as I want! It's your ass that's slowin' me down! So BEAT IT!" The ghost tried to ram Sonic again, but not before getting cut off by Stocking as she made her way right in between them. A smirk appeared on his face as the Goth acknowledged him.

"Hey Stocking! Glad you could make it! Say, how come Panty's not with you?", the hedgehog asked as he ran beside See Through.

"She's out being a hoebag again, but I'm pretty sure she'll catch up eventually.", the girl replied.

"Wait a sec' you two know each other?", the driver ghost asked.

"Yep. And its two against one so you're done for pal!", smirked Sonic as he activated the power of his ring again. He jumped into the air as he spun into a ball while Stocking told Chuck to take the wheel; since he was riding with her at the time. The ghost car tried outrunning See Through while clearing any traffic that might have been on the road at the time, Sonic's halo appeared over his head as he launched himself at the ghost like a heat-seeking missile.

"What the?!" was the ghost's reply as Sonic smack-dabbed himself into the windshield, and spun himself at high speed while sparks began to fly. The ghost tried pushing back as Sonic was trying to slow it down. "GAH! HODDAMMIT! Motherfocker GET OFF!", it growled while it swerved left and right to try and shake the spinning blue hedgehog off. While he was distracting the ghost, Stocking made her way to the hood of the car after transforming one of her stockings into Stripe 1.

"Keep him steady Sonic!", she called out as Chuck floored the gas as he closed in on the back of the car. The ghost driver was still trying to shake Sonic off as See Through crept up closer and closer. Soon the Goth gave him the signal as the hedgehog bounced off the windshield.

"What's-a-matter? Hey jerkface you givin' up already?!", taunted the ghost car as Sonic was in midair. He gave the ghost a salutation wave as he disappeared behind him, and that's when the gothic swordswoman made her move. She swung her sword as it cut clean through the car, it flashed suddenly for a few minutes before splitting horizontally in two. Chuck then turned the wheel as he rammed the split-in-half ghost car as it tumbled into the air…

"YOU SCUMBAAAAAAGS!~" As it trailed off it disappeared behind the bridge it was driving on and was never seen again, Stocking jumped back into the hummer as she moved Chuck aside so she could get behind the wheel. "Rats…let's collect the coins and head home Sonic.", she said in a disappointed tone as Panty didn't show up to help. Suddenly they both heard the loud motor of a motorcycle.

"Hey! Did I miss the party already?!", yelled a voice as it revealed itself to be the one that Sonic and the Goth were looking for.

"About damn time you showed up! Where the hell were you anyway?!", growled Stocking.

"Quit bitchin' bitch, at least I got here in the first place!", the blonde fired back. Sonic noticed that something didn't seem right for some reason; if he and Stocking killed the ghost driver, then how come the church bell wasn't ringing? He soon discovered the answer after hearing a train whistling noise.

However that train was now a ghost; the very same one that both Sonic and Stocking THOUGHT they killed. "I ain't done yet suckas! Nothin's gonna stop me now, NOTHIN'!" The ghost transformed the whole train into a ghost-like speed machine as it zoomed down the tracks, Sonic jumped on the hood of the hummer as his ring began to glow.

"Heh-heh, looks like someone's ready for Act Two!", he sneered as his angelic aura appeared as well as his halo. Panty put the pedal to the medal as she tried to speed ahead of the train so she could get a clear shot. She stood up in the moving bike as she slid off her panties, once she did they transformed to Backlace as she took aim at the train.

"Ha-Ha! You tryin' to hit a movin' target bitch?! I gotta say, you've got some massive balls!", mocked the ghost train. Before Panty could even take a shot at it the ghost transformed its thrusters as it went even faster on the tracks than it did before. "Damn!", she growled, "This guys a freakin' dick!"

"Figures you ever said that before.", taunted Stocking.

"Move over will ya?!", growled the blonde as she jumped off the bike and landed on the driver's side of See Through. Now both them and Sonic were now riding at high speed in the Humvee together while the news crew commentated again. "Well folks it looks like the Anarchy Sisters Panty and Stocking, along with the new guy, have united and are tailing this troublesome speed demon! But WAIT! It looks like we may not need their help after all!"

Out of nowhere came a massive swarm of police that zoomed past the trio as they tried to stop the train, every cop in their cruiser shot at the train hoping to slow it down. "Damn coppers!", groaned the ghost, "You really think those bullets can stop me?! You idiots! Who the hell do you think you are?!"

"What the hell are they doin'?! HEY! YOU GUYS ARE STEALIN' OUR JOBS YA THEIVES!", yelled Panty. Sonic sweat dropped as he knew this ghost was getting on his nerves, then he suddenly got an idea. "Hey Panty!", he said with a smirk, "I got an idea!"

"Yeah? Like what?", she asked.

"If you can hop on my back, I can dash right in front of that loser and you can finish him off from there!", he replied. The blonde thought about it as a small smirk appeared on her face.

"Nice! I like the way you think!", she said.

"Alright! Let's do it!", smirked the hedgehog as the blonde climbed onto his back. Sonic jumped out of the speeding pink hummer as he landed on the pavement and hit the ground running. He accelerated at top speed until he was far enough ahead of the train, then leaped onto the tracks while piggybacking Panty. Sonic jumped again but spun around so he was running at top speed backwards, the blonde blinked in surprise because she didn't know he could do that.

"Wha?! I didn't know you could run backwards this fast! Damn!", she said while blinking some more.

"Heh, there's many things you don't know about me…", Sonic replied in smug. The ghost train started closing in on Sonic and the blonde as it was trying to run them both over. "I've got you now! There's no escape from me! Your asses are both TOAST!", it cackled.

"That's what you think, freakshow! Now try this on for size!", smirked Sonic as he stared to use the momentum he gained while running to launch Panty at the train. The blonde flew directly at the train's windshield as she landed smack-dab on the glass with a thud, then pointed Backlace directly at the damaged windshield of the ghost train.

"WHAT?! No way! This can't end so quickly!", shuttered the ghost. The blonde cocked the gun as an evil smirk appeared on her lips.

"Y'know what? I'm done here dude. It's not me it's you, so…" Panty trailed off as the look of fear came over the ghost's eyes.

"REPENT MOTHERFOCKER!"

Panty fired Backlace as the bullet went through the train…

"MY LAST STOOOOP!"

**BOOOOM!**

The front of the train was blown off completely as Panty had vanquished the ghost, the runaway machine crashed into some buffers as the blonde and Sonic leaped into the sky, while the remains of the train toppled over in acrobatic fashion. The news crew saw this and were in awe as well as fear and shock, while Panty and Sonic heard the sound of the church bell as they landed in the car.

Stocking drove away from the wreckage the ghost car (now turned train) had left, while her sister held up three shiny heavens for their work.

"So how many did we get for this one?", the Goth asked.

"Three Heavens…which is cheap and disappointing.", groaned the blonde.

"Heh, that's the fast lane for ya. It just goes to show ya that if you can't handle the speed; then stay off the track.", shrugged Sonic.

"Kinda cheesy the way you put it, but yeah I get cha on that one.", replied Panty. The trio made their way back towards the highway that the church was on, as they finally managed to stop the speed loving ghost. The Angel's Ring on Sonic's finger was flashing; as if it was trying to tell him that each time he defeats a ghost or an evil entity of ghost-like stature, the angelic powers within the ring become enhanced. So if he continues to fight alongside the Anarchy Sisters, there's no telling how strong his angelic powers will become…

(**Fallen Angel ~ closes in the background**)

END!