Wow, five reviews. It's kind of sad that my good stories get only half of that. But keep reviewing anyways! I'm not complaining.

On another note, a couple of people have actually voted on my pointless poll! "Do you?" A question asked almost every minute on Club Penguin, which I have yet to discover the meaning of. It seems two other people share this view for they voted "Do I what?" while one brave soul voted "Yeah!" I commend you guys for taking the time to vote. The results made me laugh...although I have a faint idea of what do you stands for, I am still unsure because I have encountered many different meanings of it. Oh well...the mystery is what makes it fun.

Without further ado, here is the next chapter! This chapter is dedicated to Lelee, for her great contribution of being annoying.

~Chapter 3: Lelee Returns

I hadn't seen Lelee lately. It was any other day…I had just taken over the pizza parlor, without permission from the boss who had gone out. I sat at the front desk, slipping some coins into my pocket, eyes darting left and right. Then someone out in the crowd called my name. It was Lelee. I gaped in surprise, taking on a deer in headlights look. Lelee made a sad face and walked out of the restaurant. I was curious about following, but I wasn't sure. Then the co boss found me out and called security. I was out of there before you could say squid. Lelee had been waiting and said simply, "Come to my igloo." And took off sprinting to the neighborhood, across the barren snowy landscape. I reluctantly followed. I couldn't help it…I was too curious…I'm always curious. In her igloo, Lelee, the girl of my nightmares, cowered on the floor in front of me.

So this was it.

She had come crawling back to me on hands and knees. "Hipengy." She whimpered, trying to look either hurt or innocent…I couldn't tell. "I need you."

I stared at her.

"I need your help."

Oh. Okay, never mind.

"Please help me make this one boy jealous." She begged.

I paused, uncertain. "And what's in it for me?" I asked testily, narrowing my eyes.

"Please, Hipengy! Please! Please!" I don't know how many times she said please, but finally, some ugly brute penguin entered her house. Didn't this girl ever lock her door?

Anyways, this penguin was red and ferocious. He had sunglasses and a heavy leather jacket. Horns and spiked hair that were obviously fake arose from the top of his head. He had macho boots and I quivered in my friendly Santa hat and beard. His name was Mister Scarface. I immediately didn't like him and decided to help. He didn't like me either, but I looked puny compared to him. Then we were up in each other's face.

"Stay away from my girl." I scowled, and Lelee knew I had taken her side.

"This is my boyfriend Hipengy." She bragged, "He's cooler than you!"

Scarface was up in my face, trying to intimidate me or something. Yet, he was talking to Lelee as the argument erupted. Amazingly, I defended her and we were winning. He was definitely getting jealous. The plan was working. Then she came in the room…Fugemonkeys.

The battle was pretty much over by then. Afterwards, Lelee deserted me without even a simple thank you. Scarface left to weep in a corner. So much for looking tough. "Men don't cry!" I had said proudly as he bawled on my shoulder. Fugemonkeys kept hanging around me. She was a sky blue penguin who was extremely sweet. She was instantly trying to get me to ditch Lelee. I did.

As expected, she also became a monster, but it took a day or two. The details are so boring; we'll just leave out those chapters…like the one with the proposal.

Especially the one with the proposal.