Crossover: Ask Them Anything!
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Author: Hello all! Sorry for the long wait! They're ready to be asked so stay tune and keep on asking! :D
Disclaimer: I Do Not Own Shingeki No Kyojin (Attack On Titan), Man, No.6, Death Note, Vampire Knight, Kuroko No Basuke, Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler) and Durarara!. I Also Do Not Own Any Of Their Characters!.
Warning: Funny Moments, Language, And... Questions! If They Ask, Your Choices Are Either You Answer Or Hug Them To Death, So They Can Stop Asking You That Question ;3.
Chapter 3: Session II.
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*Author's POV*
"Greetings! We are so glad you came!" I grinned. "So deeply sorry for the long wait!"
"How many reviews did you get?" Nezumi questioned. I turned to look at him.
"Well, I think three this time." I said, unsure.
"Spit them out" Zero growled, annoyed of having to waste his time on this "ridiculous" questioning.
"Well, there's four questions from a Reader. Two directed to Kanda and two for B." I said, unscrolling a scroll to read the questions.
"Great... more pointless questions..." Kanda growled under his breath.
"They are not pointless!" I snapped. He only gave me a death glare in return. "Anywho... first question!"
"Prepare yourself, Yuu~" Nezumi teased. Kanda growled at him before scowling at my direction.
"Are you always a jerk to Allen?" I read out loud. I shifted my gaze onto the scowling Kanda while the rest turned to look at him, either in shock, indifferent or just plainly disbelieving. I mean, seriously... Kanda always been a jerk to Allen for crying out loud!
"How come I'm not surprised?" B asked suddenly.
"Oh so not you're just a pretty face, but you bully Allen as well?! What kind of Seke are you?!" Nezumi glared at Kanda who pinched the bridge of his nose.
"It seems they are not always on good terms." Izaya pointed out.
"That's because we're not!" Kanda growled.
"At least I'm not that cruel to Shion.." Nezumi mumbled. "Like some people."
"Neither here." Izaya said, surfing through the web in his phone.
"Oh really? Then how come Shizuo always chases you with a mother fucking vending machine?!" I exclaimed.
"A what?" Levi questioned.
"A vending machine? You've got to be kidding." Zero snorted.
"Why would he crush you with that?" Akashi questioned.
"Well," Izaya paused. "We always like to play tag~"
"And what does a vending machine have to do with it?" Nezumi questioned, a brow raised in question.
"They both have a-" I started.
"A lovely relationship~" Izaya added, smiling.
"I don't see nothing so lovely with someone actually trying to kill you." Nezumi deadpanned.
"It's not like you're one to talk." B pointed out, tilting his head to the side. A very creepy angle if you ask me...
"How so?" Nezumi questioned, his darting to where B sat.
"The bullshit you had Shion go through." B said, in a bored tone. I just stood there, watching how it was going to end.
"You call that bullshit?" Levi interrupted. "That is nothing, compared to where I come from."
"Who are you to judge anyways?" Nezumi mumbled.
"Who are you to sprout lies and then leave after the collapse of No.6?" B argued, unfazed.
"It is not lies!" Nezumi argued as well.
"What about you, B?" Izaya urged. "It's not like you're any different."
"It's not like I want you to rub it in my face." B rolled his red eyes in a lazy manner.
"Guys..." I tried to stop this before it escalated more. "This is a questioning fic..."
"Can you all fucking shut the fuck up and continue with the questioning?" Zero growled. "All I'm hearing is a stupid and pathetic, even pointless, arguments about bullshit and what not."
"I agreed." both Akashi and Sebastian said.
"We'll settle this after." Nezumi mumbled.
"You're on." B nodded.
"Likewise" Izaya smiled, flipping his phone shut.
"He still hasn't answered the question.." Nezumi yawned.
"We all already know anyways." I sighed. "Next question: Why do you seem to submit to Lenalee whenever she‛s around or is heard?"
"Dude, you're scared of that girl?" Zero snorted in laughter. "What the fuck... Here I thought you were something worth to listen but to actually submit? I take back whatever I said about you."
"Shut the fuck up!" Kanda growled. "It's not like you're one to talk!"
"Speaking of Zero, he doesn't submit. Yuki isn't even that menacing in Zero's view. Just an equal, you can say." B added.
"Seriously?" Nezumi questioned.
"Sorta like that." Zero replied coolly.
"More like a brother-sister bond." Izaya pointed out.
"That too." Zero nodded.
"Aren't they childhood friends or some sort? In Kanda's case." Akashi said.
"Supposedly." I said, unsure once again.
"Carry on with the questioning." Levi said, crossing his arms over his chest. Kay, don't be so demanding...
"Right...B, you're next." I announced. B just waved a pale hand. Talking about a carefree fellow there...
"Proceed." B said.
"There has been a doujinshi about you being the Uke between the relationship of Light and L, what are your thoughts about it?" I read out loud, my eyes wide like dinner plates.
"Wait, what?" Nezumi questioned, eyes held the disbelief in them. "That's just going far..."
"Intense." Izaya commented.
"That's actually surprising." Zero commented as well.
Both Levi and Kanda just ignored us all. I don't see why Kanda is not making fun of B but it's best not to start with one.
"B, a serial killer, being bottomed by another killer and a detective?" Akashi questioned, disbelief expressed in his tone as he spoke with curiosity with this new information.
"Me as bottom?" B questioned, more to himself than to us. The way he asked was if it was a bad thing, which I think it is in his view. "And in a doujinshi?"
"How odd. I can't seem to find that mentioned doujinshi." Izaya frowned, thumbing his phone. Is he a yaoi fan or something? If so... Then I'm not alone. xD
"They took it down perhaps?" Akashi pondered. I never seen him this interested but I guess you can't judge a book by it's cover, right? Right.
"I can't find it..." Izaya whined with a pout. " I won't give up till I find that dj and read its contents~"
"You... You would read such thing?" Zero questioned, already making a face about the whole ordeal.
"Why, yes, of course. I haven't seen the yaoi dj's about you and Kaname so might as well read that after I read the mentioned dj about B being bottom for the first time in my entire history list on my phone~" Izaya giggled.
"Ugh... you sicko..." Zero snorted.
"Why, thank you~" Izaya grinned.
"I never new such dj existed..." I mumbled, stunned. I mean, hey, who would have thought of actually reading a doujinshi of B being bottom? And in a freaking threesome?!
"Then again, odds do exist." Akashi pointed out.
"Right you are" I nodded. "So B, what are your thoughts?"
"I'll just kill that Kira whore and have L to myself." B pondered. "Kira should not be included into the djs nor fics."
"Kay..." I sweat-dropped. "Next question: Has it ever crossed your mind that, if you had a chance to face Light, you could had beat him in his own game using your intelligence and swift thinking methods?"
"Like I said, I'll kill him with whatever I plan to kill him with. No matter if he cries, begs, chokes, or die right there. He's just a piece of dirt below my shoe." B replied with a shrug.
"Ugh..." I shivered. "No need to say your killing ideas please."
"I shall but I'll save it for later on." B smirked. I shuddered. That creep is really a scare...
"Hurry up already..." Zero sneered. I jump at the sudden angered gesture and did I look at the scroll.
"Um...This question is from another Reader and the question is for Nezumi only." I said. Nezumi looked at me with a smirk, a glint to his eyes.
"Go ahead."
"Right... Um... Did you and Shion get together or is he wanting to be with Safu? (If she were still alive)?" I read it out. I glanced at Nezumi and was faced with a Cheshire smirk. I think I know what the answer might be... I can feel it...
"Both me and Shion got together-" Nezumi started.
"Lies." B interrupted. "You left after the collapse of No.6"
"Look, I did promised to return-" Nezumi tried to say.
"And what happens next? He disappears out of the crime" B mumbled with a eye-roll.
"Why are we arguing about this?" Nezumi grumbled.
"Because I read the manga and it fucking stated that you left after that collapse." B pointed out. Like it was the most obvious thing to know. Well, yeah.
"That is true." Izaya agreed. "You did left."
"You both don't understand..." Nezumi sighed. "There is not point for me to argue..."
"Good" both B and Izaya stated firmly.
"Come on guys... Be nice to each other for once" I pleaded.
"Will you just quit your shit and carry on?" Levi snapped, still held his poker face well.
"Alright! Alright! Geez..." I grumbled. I read out the rest in my mind until I face-palm.
"Whoever gave the idea about the video tape of me and my boyfriend... just letting you know that I-" I was saying.
"Wasn't us." they all said in unison.
"But not a bad idea though~" Izaya smirked. I don't like his smirk at all! Can someone please help me?!
"Ugh, enough about me already!" I exclaimed. "Back to the questioning-hey!" I exclaimed as the scroll was taken from my grasp by none other than the infamous informant of Durarara!. Yes, Izaya Orihara.
"There's a question for you, Rai-chan~" Izaya giggled. "Do you prefer the top or bottom of a 'bunk bed'?"
"H-Hah?!" I gaped, my jaw hitting the floor while I felt my cheeks burn. "W-What?!"
"I think I know what this 'bunk bed' means, indeed~" Izaya laughed. "Fu fu fu~ I'm liking were this is going"
"You would know for sure..." Zero grumbled. Izaya just giggled into a uncontrollable fit. Ugh... I hate them all...
"So, what's your answer... Rai-chan?" Nezumi teased. My gaze wavered between all of them and I couldn't keep my darn blush to cool down! I don't like to be in this type of situation!
"It speaks of military type of bunk bed, you idiot" Levi snapped at me. I jumped and turned my still hot face.
"I-It does?" I whispered the question. Levi just glared at me and I just hid behind B.
"B-But I never went to a boot camp or sort..." I said. I never went...
"Just choose between the two you prefer to sleep or feel comfortable." Nezumi smirked wickedly. I have a bad feeling about this...
"B-Bottom then. Since it's closer to the floor and not to the ceiling.." I said, somewhat fearing for my answer.
"He really is an idiot... Worst than Eren..." Levi commented.
"What?" I questioned.
"Leave it as it is!" Both Nezumi and Izaya exclaimed. What the hell is going on?! What did I answer?!
"O-Ok... you guys are freaking me out.." I mumbled in a low whisper.
"Don't you always complain?" Levi glared. I flinched at his harsh tone, crying crocodile tears.
"The way he's acting right now... somehow reminds me of Junjou Romantica~" Izaya kept on giggling like the crazed man he is.
"Junjou what?" Both Levi and Akashi questioned.
"It's a yaoi manga. Also made into a anime." I explained.
"You too?" Zero questioned, glaring at me with a accusing gaze. Hey! I'm not the only! Izaya was into it too!
"Don't look at me like that..." I mumbled, using my blonde bangs to cover my eyes.
"I'll read the next quest... which is for our dear Kanda-chan~" Izaya smiled at said person but Kanda just flipped him off. "How uncute~"
"Shut the fuck up! I'm not cute!"
"Okie, that's a cute expression you have~" Izaya teased while Kanda glared at him, pissed off. "Yuu-chan what would you do if you found out that Allen's 'cherry' was popped by none other than... Lavi?"
"It's Kanda." Kanda growled. "And I don't give two sh-"
"Language~" Izaya giggled.
"Wait... Cherry?" Nezumi questioned, tilting his head a bit in a puzzled pose. Before the rest, except myself, know it... Lavi Bookman appears.
"Hiya!" Lavi grinned. Everyone turned their heads to look at the grinning Bookman while Kanda face-palmed. "Sup, Yuu!"
"Baka Usagi!" Kanda growled, already on his feet and approaching a confused yet amused Bookman. "What the fuck are you doing here?! And who the fuck gave you permission to pop Moyashi's cherry?!"
"H-Huh?" Lavi stared at Kanda with a lost expression while I and Izaya burst out laughing. "Cherry? W-What cherry?"
"You know damn well..." Kanda smirked darkly, frightening the hell out of Lavi.
"W-Wait, Yuu! There has to b-be a mistake!" Lavi tried to run away but he couldn't, if it weren't for Kanda grabbing a hold of Lavi's scarf.
"He came at the wrong time." B snorted, amused.
"Indeed.." Sebastian nodded.
"I don't understand..." Akashi frowned, annoyed to the fact that no one will specifically try to explain what the hell is going on.
"..." Levi just happen to nod off into Must-Kill-Titans land. All you can see is Levi there, sitting with his eyes closed and yet still sitting... I actually tried to end up sleeping like him but... I somehow end up beating the crap out of my face...
Kanda decided to beat up Lavi in the kitchen, much to B's complaints. All we could hear from the kitchen to our spot was Lavi's "I-I'm sorry!" or "T-That hurts, Y-Yuu!".
"Tch, what a weakling.." Levi murmured in his sleep.
"Is he just sleeping or faking it?" Nezumi asked.
"Pretty much asleep but he won't let his guard down easily." I said with a shrug.
"Oh.." Was all Nezumi said. I retrieved the scroll from Izaya, who just went to see how Kanda made Lavi into a punching bag, and read the next question out loud. "Sei-chan Sei-chan! Did you know that you and Tet-chan are my OPT? You two are so frigging kawaii together! X3 *rants about h stuff* anyways, you should try out a few of the kinky stuff mentioned in FFs and DJs"
"Holy shizzles..." Nezumi laughed. Akashi just tilted his head in a cute manner... Omg...
"Oh? I can really tell by your tone. I am pleased to hear from you and to also agree about myself and Tetsu being together." Akashi smiled, a glint of smugness in his mismatched eyes. "Of course, I happen to read FFs whenever I have the time and also DJs."
"Y-You're into yaoi?!" Both me and Izaya exclaimed. How Izaya got here so fast, was beyond me.
"But of course." Akashi nodded, smirking.
"I never knew that..." I mumbled.
"I knew it!" Izaya grinned at Akashi. "From the start actually. You seem to love being around Kuroko-kun~"
"Why yes," Akashi paused. "He is mine after all."
"I had enough of this yaoi stuff..." Zero grumbled, rubbing his temples to prevent a headache that was soon to piss him off further.
"Ok, this last question is for all of us." I announced. " Can you join my... Rape- I mean rap club?"
"Rap club?" Zero questioned.
"I've never rapped before..." Nezumi pondered.
"Your voice is beautiful~" Izaya winked at Nezumi who smirked in return.
"Is that what you think?" Nezumi urged.
"Of course~" Izaya plopped himself on his seat. "I can't seem to stop hearing that song.."
"Which one?" Nezumi questioned. Oh yeah! I have his songs in my iPod xD
"Buna No Mori De~" Izaya said.
"I have that song on my iPod" I said, smiling.
"I'm glad to hear that from both of you" Nezumi smiled.
Kanda came back from his 'training', with Lavi lying on the kitchen floor on a blood puddle while B poked him.
"Che'" Kanda snorted.
"Did you kill him?" Nezumi questioned, horrified.
"Che', takes a lot to actually kill a Baka Usagi" Kanda retorted.
"He's pretty much alive." B announced, kept on poking Lavi.
"You're gonna have to clean your mess, Kanda.." I warned.
"It's pretty much that red-head's fault for spilling blood in the first place..." Zero snorted.
"What the hell?" Nezumi deadpanned. "It's not like you can stop the blood from flowing out of your injured body."
"No shit, Sherlock.." Zero said, sarcastically.
"Oh boy..." I sighed.
"Levi is just... yeah..." Nezumi pointed toward Levi's direction who was still out of our world.
"Don't bother him or you'll be right next to Lavi in the kitchen~" Izaya giggled.
"Wait a minute... it's like both Levi and Sebastian hasn't spoken much..." I pointed out.
"Why fill the air with a meaningless conversation?" Sebastian pointed out as well.
"Oh... uh... Suit yourself then." I said, scratching the tip of my nose in a nervous manner. Well, in Sebastian's case, he was right. He wouldn't speak unless he had to or just feel he should say something. I sighed while ruffling my blonde locks, I haven't much any sleep since my mother happen to have me do something outside of the house and the questioning. So yes, I'm very much exhausted to the core that I would collapse. I decided to bring Lavi into the questioning but he just got his ass beaten by Kanda, so it leaves me no choice but to bring another character.
"Sup everybody!" Everyone turned to look at the one person who we all know.
"Why hello, Luffy" I smiled at him while he grinned at us. "Thank you for coming."
"Who invited him over?" Zero questioned. Ohhh... someone is hating...
"Naw, no problem, Ra!" Luffy grinned, seating himself on the floor next to me. He waved at everyone while both Zero and Levi (he's still out) did not returned the wave.
"This is going to be fun..." Izaya smirked evilly.
"Dude, whatever you plan to do shall food be included!" Luffy exclaimed.
"Don't eat my jam" BB glared at Luffy's gaze on his jar of jam.
"Are ya gonna eat that?" Luffy questioned.
"As a matter of fact, yes." BB retorted.
"Is that so? I don't see ya actually eating it." Luffy shrugged, still eying the jam.
"I will. You're just jealous of having to see it on my hands and want to steal it somehow." BB huffed.
"You read my mind!" Luffy exaggeratedly gasped. "Pal, are ya a mind reader or somethin'?!"
"Uh... No, I'm not..." BB replied, awkwardly.
"L.O.L" I laughed. "Anyways, please come again soon! We hope you enjoyed!"
"Who wants to watch yaoi with me?" Izaya blurted out, taking out a iPad from out of nowhere.
"Oh god..." I laughed.
Author: thanks for the reviews! I hope you enjoyed it! And yeah, just me being random xD. Stay tune and keep on asking questions!
Cia Mio Amicos! :D
-Raiden Out-