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Shinra shifted uncomfortably as Izaya continued to laugh, the paper scrunched up tightly in his hand.

"T-that's a good one Shinra!" Izaya managed to get out in-between laughs, "But now, show me the real results"

"Um Izaya, those are the real results…"

"Shinra," Izaya said, his tone darkening, "It's not funny anymore"

"Izaya," Shinra sighed, pushing his glasses up higher on his nose, "This is no joke"

Izaya turned around and walked back over to the bed, putting his knife and keys back in his pocket.

"Izaya, what are you doing?"

"I'm going home" Izaya replied, wincing in pain as he put on his jacket, "I don't have time to play this stupid game with you, I have work to do"

"Izaya please, you need to stay. We have to talk about this!"

"There's nothing to talk about Shinra, if you aren't being serious then neither am I"

The informant froze as he felt the doctor grab him by the arm, squeezing a bit too hard. The usual cheerful demeanor Shinra held vanished, being replaced with absolute seriousness.

"Let me tell you how you have been feeling lately Izaya. Have you been feeling short tempered and moody? Feeling nauseous and perhaps the smell of some foods makes you feel like you're going to be sick? Feeling exhausted even though you have been sleeping the most you ever had in your life?"

"Not at all" Izaya hissed, gritting his teeth and glaring at the brunet.

"Don't lie" Shinra replied, glaring right back into the informant's crimson eyes.

Both continued to glare at each other for what felt like an eternity, their eyes sending off invisible sparks. Finally Shinra looked away and sighed. He sat down on the bed and looked at the ground, holding his head in his hands. Izaya grinned and turned to walk out the door, but Shinra's words made him stop.

"The company my dad works for hired me to perform an experiment"

"What?" Izaya questioned, knowing well what type of experiments that company had performed before.

"I'm sorry Izaya, I didn't mean for this to happen to you…"

Izaya gulped, feeling worried for the first time. He knew very well what Shinra's dad and that company was capable of.

"Shinra, what did they ask you to do?" Izaya said as he walked over to the bed and sat on it.

Shinra sighed once again and looked up at the ceiling.

"They hired me to test out a new project the company has been working on, one that is supposed to eliminate the line that separates females from males."

"Eliminate the line that separates females from males?" Izaya asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Yes, the ability to carry children" Shinra said, running a hand through his hair, "I was hired to see what would happen if you take the organs a woman needs in order to carry a child and placed them inside a man"

Izaya's mouth opened in disgust, who would want to know such a thing? Then everything clicked in his head, what Shinra was saying, the test results…

He ripped up his shirt, ignoring the pain in his chest as he did so. He looked at the scar from the surgery he had had about two months ago on his lower stomach, looking up at Shinra with wide eyes.

"Y-you have to understand Izaya, rats were too small to experiment on!" the doctor stuttered, raising his hands defensively in front of him.

"You told me I had appendicitis…"

"I-I know I did!"

"You told me you were cutting something out!" Izaya yelled, "Not putting something in!"

"I know Izaya," Shinra said, looking down at his hands in his lap, "I really didn't want to do it, but I had no other choice"

"What do you mean you had no other choice!"

"He was going to take Celty away Izaya!" Shinra screamed, looking up at Izaya with panicked eyes, "I know you have her head! He told me that if I didn't do this, he was going to take the head from you and take her body from me!"

"Why did you put the organs in me!"

"I knew the organs they gave me were fertile," Shinra sighed, "I figured that putting them in you was the safest bet, seeming you are always going on about how you can't love one human in particular. I thought the chances of you sleeping with someone were next to zero, let alone sleeping with another guy"

Izaya's eyes widened as the realization set in. He really was pregnant…

"G-get it out"

"Huh?" The doctor asked, snapping back to reality

"Get it out!"

Izaya's hysterical screams filled the room as he clawed at the old scar, trying to open it back up.

"Izaya! Stop it!"

Shinra pushed Izaya back down onto the bed and restrained his hands, blood spilled over the scratch marks on the informant's stomach.

"Get this disgusting thing out of me" Izaya demanded, regaining control over his emotions once again.

"Izaya, I can't" Shinra said, looking away from the man under him, "Don't you realize you have life growing inside of you?"

"I don't care," Izaya replied coldly, "Just take it out"

"You need to ask the father about this before I do anything, if he doesn't agree then I refuse to get rid of your child"

"I'll just go somewhere else"

"Just try it Izaya," The doctor laughed, "I would love to see what type of normal hospital would take you"

The informant bit his lower lip, he knew Shinra was right.

"By the way," Shinra said, his voice becoming cheerful, "Who is the father? He must be pretty special in order to top you!"

"Quite the opposite Shinra," Izaya said as he got up and made his way towards the door, "He is a monster"

Shinra sat there for a few minutes, wondering what Izaya meant by those words. He shook his head and stood up, realizing he was alone in the room.

"Izaya? Shit…"

Shinra ran out into the loungeroom, his socks causing him to slip around on the wooden floorboards. He noticed Shizuo and Celty sitting on the couch out of the corner of his eye.

"Shizuo! Celty! Did either of you see Izaya!" He asked, the panic evident in his voice.

"Yeh" Shizuo replied, "He left a few minutes ago"

Shinra spun around and ran out of the apartment, not even bothering to put his shoes on. He ran out into the empty hallway, cursing. He was too late.

"Shinra"

The doctor jumped when he felt a hand grip at his shoulder. He turned around to see Shizuo and Celty standing behind him. He tried his best to produce a weak smile as he read the message on the PDA.

'Is everything okay?'

AN:

Hmm, wrote this chapter when I was home from school sick instead of doing important homework. Oh well~ (is really regretting not doing her homework)

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