Chapter 3
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Of Pranks and Explanations...with just a dash of citrus
Last time...
"Well, let's get going, I don't like leaving Kushina with Ero-Sennin for too long." Naruto said. "I'd die if that pervert managed to corrupt my sweet little girl."
Meanwhile, Kakashi was standing over the remains of the former Akatsuki member. Taking out a scroll, he drew a storage seal on it, before sealing the body inside. 'I think Tsunade needs to take a look at this. I'm sure both she and the council will be curious to see just how strong he's gotten.' Kakashi thought. 'I still can't believe the power of that jutsu. Sensei, was this really what you had planned for it?'
At the same time elsewhere...
Jiraiya was a powerful shinobi, a ninja of Kage strength and calibur, even one of the Legendary Sannin. No one, except of course Tsunade and his former sensei, told him what to do. However, when Naruto told him to take Kushina and go, something told him to go. He still put up the token resistance, but he was going. His only regret was that he would miss seeing the brat's new jutsu, cause he was sure that he was going to use it.
Turns out, it had been a good idea. Tanzaku Gai was teeming with beautiful women, both young and older, and this was definitely where he wanted to be. The only problem, was that he was stuck with the rugrat. While a prime way to meet women, he couldn't do anything fun as long as she was in his care. Now, never let it be said that he didn't love her like his own grandkid, but the girl scared him sometimes. Compared to the updates he got from Sensei during Naruto's childhood, she was twice as mischievous as her dad was, had twice the energy, and was easily twice as smart. If Naruto had chosen to start her training early like some clans did, she'd probably be nearly done with the ninja academy by now; and well on her way to becoming a female version of her paternal grandfather. He understood why Naruto and Chikaru decided to hold off her training- childhood was a precious thing after all- but once the kid met Tsunade, there was no chance. The woman had an effect on future kunoichi, like Naruto had on people in general. 'Oh well, might as well put her to work, and have my fun once her dad returns. Once she meets, and becomes corrupted by, Tsunade, I won't get the chance anymore.'
Looking around, he spots a rather attractive young lady standing near a game stand. 'Ohh, there's a prime example of woman right there.' Jiraiya thought a lecherous grin on his face, and a bit of blood trickling from his nose. The woman he was staring at had a near perfect hourglass figure, and could give Tsunade a run for her money in the breast department. She was wearing a tight strapless dress that conformed to her heavenly body, a half buttoned blouse to maintain some modesty, and a pair of sexy, heeled sandals that accentuated well formed legs, and showed off attractive, delicate feet. What was more, was that with a little chakra to his eyes, he could even partially make out the imprint of her sizable nipples through the dress.
"Hey kiddo, you see that pretty lady there with the black dress on." Jiraiya knelt, asking the girl. Kushina nodded at her pervy grandpa. "You remember what to do, don't ya." Kushina was a very smart girl for her age, and knew that what her Ero-jiji was doing was bad. Even still, watching the funny faces he made around pretty ladies always made her laugh. Kushina smiled at the man who'd become her grandpa, and nodded.
"Yep, I 'member." She replied; and the three, soon to be four, year old did remember. She also remembered what her daddy told her to do when Ero-jiji had her do this.
"All right kiddo, make your grandpa proud." Jiraiya slunk back so that he was just out of the woman's visual range, and watched Kushina wander over to the woman. In a way he felt bad about this, but damn the girl was a chick magnet.
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Miki Tanaka was standing near a game stand, waiting for her brother to return from his break, when she heard a small voice beacon to her.
"E'scuse me miss." Looking down, she saw the cutest little girl she'd ever seen. The child was wearing an orange shirt, with clashing blue overalls that just seemed to make her look even cuter; almost like she'd dressed herself. The high, shoulder length pigtails only added to the effect. "Could you help me find my jiji?" Smiling, she squatted down to eye level the surprisingly calm girl.
"Sure honey, what does he look like?" She answered.
"He's tall, and gots long, white hair." She started. "He's kinda old, e'sep he doesn't look like it." Just as she was about to describe, in as much detail as a mischievous youngster can, his outfit, a strong voice interrupted her.
"There you are, I've been looking all over for you." Jiraiya came up to the pair, and noticed that the woman had given him a once over. Bending down to discretely wink at Kushina, he continued. "You know you're not supposed to run off like that. If something happened to you, your dad and Tsunade would kill me. I'm Jiraiya, her adoptive grandpa." He said, turning to the woman, and giving her a charming smile. The woman's eyes widened for a bit- he was a very famous person, in both the shinobi and civilian circles after all- but she quickly regained her calm demeanor. "Thank you for finding her, and looking after her." Even though she hadn't even had the girl long, the woman felt obligated to reply.
"It wasn't a problem." She said. "She was an angel the whole time." Jiraiya almost snorted. 'This lady obviously doesn't know her that well.' Ironically enough, the same thought was being echoed three feet below him in the mind of the blonde girl. 'I should probably do something before Kushina decides to ruin things for me.' When the lady leant down to muss her hair, Kushina caught her jiji looking down the woman's top, with some blood on his nose. The Sannin suddenly felt a powerful wave of (1)MI coming from the child next to him, and knew it was too late. Seeing that her jiji was aware of her intent, and deciding this was the perfect time, she blurted.
"Hey Ero-jiji, how come yer staring down the pretty lady's top?" The woman snapped back to standing like a whip, and glared at jiji as Jiraiya began to sputter incoherently. Inwardly, he knew that Naruto had something to do with what she just did. Her job done, Kushina began searching the area for something to catch her interest. Just as she was passing over a somewhat interesting looking duck game, Kushina spotted a familiar shock of blond. "Daddy!" She squealed, and shot off like a bullet. She jumps into her father's outstretched arms, and quickly finds herself twirled around.
"Hey munchkin, were you a good girl for Ero-jiji?" Kushina nodded cutely.
"Yep, an' we talkeded to this pretty lady, and I did ezacly what you said." She replied rapidly. A slight look of annoyance crossed Naruto's features, causing Kushina to giggle. Naruto marched over to the Sannin, and decks him in the head, much like Tsunade was prone to.
"Damn you, Ero-Sennin, how many times have I told you not to use my daughter to pick up women?" Naruto spat as a groaning Jiraiya pulled himself up from the ground. "I don't care if you are a pervert, you don't use your granddaughter to pick up girls." The woman gave him a look that was part shocked, and part disgusted, but there was also an underlying hint of sly appreciation.
"Using your granddaughter to pick up women." The woman snapped. "That's a despicable way to get a girl's attention...but also flattering, and rather smooth." She gave a quick glance behind her, and found that her brother had returned. "My name is Miki, I'm free for the moment, would you like to go somewhere and get acquainted?" The seven ninja, Doki had awaken shortly before they found Jiraiya and Kushina, and one child could only look on in shocked disbelief as the woman led Jiraiya away, hanging off his arm like an extremely sexy curtain.
"I guess even he had to get lucky sometime." Naruto said. Shouldering his daughter, he asked. "You hungry?" When she nodded that she was, Naruto grinned. "Let's go find you something to eat, then we can play some games." Kushina cheered loudly, and again the Konoha contingent found themselves shocked by Naruto's changes.
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Later that night, after Naruto had put the exhausted Kushina to bed, and after the group had recovered from chasing the pair of blondes around the city, the group settled down to catch up.
"So did the brat use his jutsu, the Rasenshuriken?" Jiraiya asked unable to control his curiosity. "I've only seen it once, when it was still incomplete, how was it." Naruto smirked. Jiraiya was like a kid in a candy store about his technique.
"He used it," Kakashi started. "And I must say, that I'm extremely impressed. If that was what sensei had planned for it all along, then he truly was a genius with no equal; and Naruto must be highly skilled too for actually pulling it off." Kakashi then turned thoughtful. "The only thing though, is it's called the Rasen-shuriken, but you have to hit them point blank. That also takes away some of it's versatility, and makes it rather poorly named." Jiraiya frowned a bit. He was hoping that Naruto had gotten over that little issue.
"Actually, I can throw it too." Naruto said casually. "I just didn't want to take the chance that he'd dodge it and someone else would get hit with it. I'm sure the council would have loved that." He turned to Jiraiya. "Speaking of which, you wanna make a bet. (2)Ten yen says they try to reinstate me."
"Sorry, but only Tsunade takes sucker bets." Jiraiya said. "You still going to tell them no."
"I've been doing some thinking, and I've decided differently." Naruto said. Jiraiya's eyes went wide.
"So you're coming back?!" The incredulous tone of the sage's voice shocked, and slightly angered much of the Konoha group.
"Hell no, I just decided to answer differently than with a simple no." Naruto said. "I figure 'blow it out your ass' will get my point across, and it's offensive enough to let them know how I feel." Seeing the tension in the room, though understanding completely Naruto's decision, Shikamaru wisely changed the subject.
"Naruto, there's something that I'm curious about." Shikamaru said. "After that fight with the Akatsuki, Doki said something that I've been unable to stop thinking about since."
"What's that?" Naruto asked, glancing at the sleeping Doki.
"He had a fatal wound, and was acting as if nothing was wrong. When asked to release it so that Sakura could heal him, he said that he would die if he did." Shika said. "There's also the fact that his wound is already healed. You're the only person I know of that can heal that fast, and that's only because of the Kyuubi."
"So baachan finally told everyone, huh." Naruto said.
"She mainly did it to piss the council off." Jiraiya said. "By telling your friends, and them not caring, it was another slap in the face of the civilian council members who still believe that you are unanimously hated by the village." Naruto sighed.
"Well, I can't really say." He explained. "Even though it's my daughter's bloodline as well, Doki is the eldest holder of the bloodline. As the most senior user of the bloodline, it's up to him if I can tell you or not."
"It's okay, niisan, you can tell them." A voice said. Sitting up, Doki rubbed his eyes.
"Okay, what I'm about to tell you is going to piss a lot of people off," Naruto started. "Especially all of those bloodline worshipers in Konoha who hate the fox." Naruto paused for effect, and it worked. "All bloodlines come from demons, or have demonic origins." Most of the listeners bristled at that, except Shikamaru who only raised an eyebrow. He'd always suspected some underlying dark beginnings with his family's Kage bloodline, but to hear this was almost as if it was confirmed.
"Even though I know this will be troublesome." He said simply. "Could you please elaborate."
"Many centuries ago, Demons and humans lived on this plane together. Some places in harmony, and in others, bitter enemies. The bloodlines that are so treasured today came as a result of human/demon relationships, which were prevalent centuries ago, a couple even as recent as 200 years. While most demons were evil and raped their victims, there were a few demons who were only such by birth, and actually had human lovers. There were even some that married humans, and lived among them, protecting their villages and clans from their evil counterparts."
"You can't be serious." Ino argued. "It's impossible."
"What are the most famous bloodlines in the Elemental Nations?" Naruto asked.
"What about the...Byakugan?" Sakura asked after a moments hesitation. Everyone knew what she wanted to ask, but the words seemed to fail her at the last second. Naruto chuckled; not at Sakura, but at her question.
"Oh the irony of that one." Naruto said. "According to Kyuubi, the paternal progenitor of that bloodline was a Mole demon." He and Doki couldn't help laughing at the open mouthed shock of that revelation.
"So you're saying that a bloodline renowned for its insight, actually comes from a demonic creature renowned for blindness." Ino asked. Naruto nodded, causing the others to continue gaping. Finally she got over her shock, and asked. "What about the Inuzuka or the Yamanaka?"
"I don't know anything about the Yamanaka, except that they were one of the more recent ones." Naruto revealed. "I also don't know anything about the Nara, sorry Shika." The shadow user just shrugged. "As far as the Inuzuka...they came by way of a half demon named Inuyasha; whose child was blessed by his elder brother, a full blood dog demon named Sesshomaru." Curious about something, Jiraiya asked.
"What about the Rinnegan?" Naruto smirked at him.
"I was wondering if you were going to ask me that." Naruto said. "Even the great Rinnegan came from a demon, albeit a good one. The Rinnegan comes from a great dragon demon, the very first demon lord to obtain multi-tailed status. He became close to a priestess who purified his youki, and was likely the only truly benevolent demon to ever exist; although there was a dog demon renowned for being an honorable demon, he was still a demon(3). He assumed a human form once every century, and they created a child during that time. About half a dozen generations later, the offspring manifested the Rinnegan."
"Interesting," Jiraiya mumbled. "What about the Kaguya?"
"The Kaguya come from a demon called Magatsuhi," Naruto revealed. "Kyuubi didn't know much about him, other than that he lusted after a princess, and was extremely twisted." Looking around, he could see the question on their faces, but no one seemed to want to ask. "Fine, since none of you have the balls to ask, I'll just tell you. The Sharingan is pure evil, and there's no way around it." Sakura looked to protest. "Sakura, the Sharingan was bestowed upon a former Hyuuga by Naraku, a chaos demon." Naruto said. "After forming a demonic pact, the demon mutated the Byakugan, but what our little Hyuuga didn't know was that his bloodline was cursed. Why do you think the whole clan is crazy, and the eye has so many harmful side effects? To make matters worse, a psychotic dark priestess from the clan's early years birthed a child from the demon horse Entei, further mutating their family line. She then killed all the men in the family, and had her demon lover impregnate all of the fertile women after using some form of mind control over them. This is where their gift of fire comes from; most notably the power of Amaterasu." Kakashi looked to be about to ask a question, but Naruto waved him off. "Yes they became pregnant the old fashion way, no he didn't have a human form, and please don't ask, I'd rather not think about it."
"No, the Sharingan can't be all bad." Sakura denied.
"Sakura, the clan has been twisted since its creation." Naruto said. "The power that comes with that bloodline is a curse. Any member of that clan that allowed themselves to be seduced by the power of the Sharingan were driven insane. Madara Uchiha was crazy enough to actually attack Konoha with the Kyuubi, twice. The Uchiha were planning a coup before Itachi killed them all, and you know what happened to that retard Sasuke." Deciding to change the subject, Shikamaru asked.
"And the Mishima?" He asked.
"I was wondering when someone was going to mention that." Naruto said. "The Mishima are the bloodline equivalent of having the Kyuubi sealed in me. As a matter of fact, the Kyuubi's great uncle is the progenitor of the bloodline."
"So what does it do?" Shika asked. While he doubted Naruto would become hostile towards Konoha, it was still a good thing to know what they were up against. Naruto's smirk told Shikamaru that he knew what he was doing.
"While activated, a Mishima's bloodline renders them practically immortal, and impervious to pain. It would take something like decapitation to kill them with it activated. It also makes them stronger and more aggressive, just like when I use the fox's chakra. They also have healing factor quicker than mine. The only drawback, is that they feel everything once the bloodlines deactivated. If they have a fatal wound when they release the bloodline, then they'll likely die." Naruto suddenly went quiet, and his mood turned somber.
"It's what happened to oneechan." Doki said quietly.
"How do you know all this?" Jiraiya asked. "About the bloodlines, I mean."
"Let's just say, that Kyuubi can be rather talkative when he's bored." Naruto said. "Besides, my wife, brother, and daughter have kitsune blood in them, so he finally warmed up to me." Stretching, Naruto said. "Well, I'm going to bed now, see you in the morning."
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Ayame Ichiraku was bored, and had been for several years. Ever since her sunshine had been banished from Konoha, the village just seemed dull. Sure, she enjoyed her job, and people that looked up to Naruto had tried to keep his memory alive, and she admitted the pranks were amusing, but they still didn't fill the void left by the young Genin. As the last customer sat slowly eating a large bowl of miso, he continued to give her uncomfortable leers. What made it worse, was that the man had the audacity to sit in Naruto's seat; a stool that had gone empty since the day Naruto had left. Everyone who ate at the restaurant knew that was Naruto's seat, and that it was off limits. Yet this man just sat there, eating slowly, looking at her like he wanted to devour her.
Now Ayame Ichiraku was a beautiful woman. She knew this, and it was rather obvious by the many male customers that frequented the small stand. She'd even been compared to women like Kurenai Yuuhi and Hinata Hyuuga- often called the median between the two- many times over the years. The man who was sitting at the counter, and in Naruto's seat at that, was starting to make her feel very dirty from the looks he kept sending her way. She could tell that the man was a shinobi just from the way he carried himself, and knew she wouldn't be able to fight him if he tried something. It was then that the man did something surprising. He gave her a very familiar foxy grin. Bringing her hands up in a familiar handsign, she brought forth some chakra for one of the few basic jutsu she could perform- being an Academy drop out did have some advantages.
"Kai." She called, and watched as the Henge disappeared. When that happened, she gave a loud gasp, and breathily asked. "N-Naruto?" The blond sitting before her smiled.
"Hey, Ayame-chan, delicious as always." Naruto said, giving the woman a seductive look. She couldn't tell if he was referring to her or the ramen, but at that moment she didn't care. The looks that had before made her feel dirty, were now making her feel rather naughty. "How about you close down the shop for the day, and we go make our own special kind of ramen broth." Ayame blushed heavily at that statement, but couldn't deny the desire she had to accept the offer. Making a swift decision, she hung up her apron, sent the cook home, and closed the shop for the day. Taking Naruto by the hand, she pulled him to her home.
Ayame unlocked and opened her door, pulled Naruto in, then shut and locked her door; all with her lips glued to Naruto's. She didn't break the kiss for a second, as she began trying to divest him of his clothing. First was his jacket, which was discarded on the floor. Next came her blouse, also left discarded. As they made their way to her bedroom, clothing was left forming a trail from her front door to her bed. When the pair finally reached the brunettes sleeping quarters, they were down to their undergarments; Naruto in just his boxers, and Ayame in just panties. Finally the two broke apart, and gave each other a good look.
Ayame had grown from the slightly curvy teen she'd been, into voluptuous woman; complete with slim flaring hips, a slim waist. Her breasts, which were easily in the upper C-cup range, were capped with small nipples that were currently hard as steel. The first thing that Ayame noticed, was that Naruto had grown a lot, and not just in height. Where once there had been toned muscle, there was now centimeter after centimeter of definition. While still wiry, you could trace and outline each muscle in his arms, chest, and abdomen; and the ramen mistress fully intended to. There was however, something that she was even more interested in at the moment. Eyes trailing down, she took in the large, and painfully obvious bulge in his boxers; one that ran nearly the entire length of cloth down his thigh.
Stepping back into him, Ayame wrapped her arms around his neck, and pulled him into another steamy kiss. Naruto reciprocated, wrapping his around her waist, and pulling her flush against him. As warm flesh touched warm flesh, Naruto could feel Ayame's hard nipples rubbing his chest, and Ayame could feel his erection pressing into her thigh. Naruto's hands slid down to squeeze Ayame's pert rear, as he scooped her, and laid her on the bed.
Lips finally vacating hers, Naruto began to kiss and suck her throat, occasionally nipping her pulse point with his elongated canines. Never one to sit idle, Ayame's hand slid down to cup Naruto, and stroke him through his boxers. Naruto's moans, stifled by her throat, vibrated against her neck, adding to the sensations. Naruto's lips began moving again, this time down to the cleavage of her breasts, where he planted soft kisses before raising his head marvel her twin peaks. His gaze eventually drifted to the hardened pink tips that just demanded his attention. Naruto licked his lips, wondering just what Ayame would taste like. Deciding not to wait any longer to find out, he dipped his head, and took one into his mouth.
A soft cry erupted from her lips when he suckled the hard peak. He licked around the areola, before moving to the other, which he pulled with his teeth. Ayame's cry was louder this time, as the slight pain sent ripples of pleasure up and down her spine. As Naruto lovingly abused Ayame's breasts, her body felt like it was on fire with desire and need; a need to be taken, a need to be claimed fully by the man above her. She gave a mewl of disappointment when his lips, and teeth, left her breasts, but gasped when she felt his start kissing her lower. Naruto gently nipped and nibbled his way down her torso, leaving pale pink marks down her firm belly that made her tremble with pleasure. Finally reaching his destination, Ayame flushed slightly when she saw Naruto inhale deeply.
Naruto could feel his blood boiling, the heady scent wafting from between Ayame's legs screaming out a primal instinct to claim and mate this female. He purred as he brushed lips against hers, just barely licking, as if to sample his treat. Deciding it was something he liked, almost as much as ramen, he began giving her much firmer licks, relishing the moans that came from his lover. Naruto's nipping gently at Ayame's arousal swollen labia was torturously pleasant, in that it was the most amazing pleasure she'd felt to date, yet it wasn't enough to even start pushing her towards a climax. Having done this before, he knew this very well.
"Don't tease, Naruto-kun." Ayame whimpered, when Naruto began giving her petals the gentle, teasing nips. Naruto gave her a few more playful nips, before seeking the answer to an inquiry.
"Are you sure?" He asked, mirth in his voice, and warm breath ghosting over her soaked lips. With a mischievous grin that would have done a certain fox proud, Naruto made a pair of handseals; one very familiar, and the other to change it to one of its many variations. Nearly inaudibly, Naruto muttered.
"Kouzetsu Kage Bunshin!" Ayame let out a loud squeal, as what was once one tongue licking her to mush, suddenly became two; one flicking and rubbing her clitoris, and the other probing her deeply. Naruto dove in hungrily, moving to claim that sweet and tangy taste that he found so delicious.
Once Naruto really got going, it didn't take long for Ayame's body to start rushing towards climax. Her cries of pleasure picked up, and her body began to tingle with the anticipation of what was to come. Suddenly, and quite forcefully, it hit, knocking her breath from her like a blow she'd taken in the Academy once. Her back arched high off the bed, bent like a bow, a silent scream tearing from her throat due to lack of air. Ayame convulsed with pleasure while Naruto's amazing tongues gently brought her back down from the sky. Naruto kissed his way back up her body, pausing only to draw a mewl from her when he nipped both of her orgasm sensitive nipples. Naruto's lips claimed hers once again, and she could taste herself on the man's tongue. Reaching down, she lined his head up to her flooded opening, and began to slide him in. Just as Naruto's cock was about to fully enter her, Ayame found herself unwantedly awake.
Ayame shot up in bed, and groaned at the loud blaring of her alarm clock. As awareness returned to her, she found herself sitting in a large wet-spot. Pulling back the covers, she found the entire pelvic region of her nightie was soaked.
"Grr, not again." She sighed, but then paused. It had been almost two years since she'd had a dream like this, and usually they accompanied news of Naruto- though admittedly they weren't usually so messy as to require a change or more than panties. The beautiful brunette could only wonder what this meant as she stepped into the shower.
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Meanwhile, half a mile away, Naruto could see the looming gates of Konoha rapidly approaching.
'Konoha, it's been awhile.' Naruto thought. 'I wonder if Ichiraku is still around.' Almost as if he was reading his thoughts, Kakashi spoke up.
"Hey Naruto, how about I treat you to some ramen later?" The Jounin asked. "Oni's ramen is decent, but they've got nothing on Ichiraku Ramen." For the first time since they started back to the village, Naruto was looking forward to the visit.
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There you are, some Miso Delight, and now a few explanations. Wasn't going to put that Ayame part at the end, but a few of people have been wondering when she'd show up, so I decided to through them a bone(r).
Kouzetsu Kage Bunshin no Jutsu- Tongue Shadow Clone Technique
1. MI- Mischief Intent
2. I'm making one yen equal the same as one dollar, so that I don't have to sit around doing exchange rates.
3. Yes, I'm referring to Inuyasha's dad here.
Also, for those wondering why I chose to use demons from Inuyasha, the answer is simple...they fit. If you look at it, and go with my explanation on bloodlines, many of the demons from Inuyasha fit the bill. For example:
Aburame- The spider dude from the anime
Akimichi- Magatsuhi
Hyuugaor Ranmaru- Kanna
Inuzuka- Sesshomaru or Inuyasha
Kaguya- damn near any demon, since their bones made good weapons
Kamizuru- same as Aburame
Kedouin- Hachi
Kurama- Shippo
Nara- Yura (crazy hair bitch)
Sakon and Ukon- Juromaru and Kageromaru
Uchiha- Naraku and Hakudoshi (only someone that evil could create such a bloodline)
Yamanaka- Akago (Naraku's heart)
Some of these are embellished a bit, and others are a small stretch, but you can easily see the comparisons in most. Now those of you that are more familiar with Inuyasha will probably know others that better fit, but you get the idea. For those like me who aren't as informed, just look up the characters. Don't worry, this is the only Inuyasha reference I'll be making, and they won't have very much impact on the story.
I know this is random, but after reading the last few chapters of Naruto, I think there's only two people that could actually beat Naruto now: Madara and possibly Kiraa Bii. If you think there are others, I'd like to know who you think, and why.
