Chapter Three: Jack Being Controlled by Ruby of Ramses
Disclaimer: I don't own Xiaolin Showdown in any way; it belongs to Christy Hui and Warner Bros.
A/N: Sorry if this is short. I just had to move this story along... Sorry, CupKake123 if this is not to your liking!
Behind the Scenes of Jack Spicer Being Controlled By Ruby of Ramses
[In XS meeting room]
Jack: *spins in circles in chair* Where is he? He should be here by now.
[Door opens and Jackie Chan enters]
Jackie C.: Hello, is there a Jack Spicer here?
Jack S.: *stands but dizzily walks to Jackie * Uh, yeah. That w-would be m-me. *Tries to shake Jackie's hand but misses* Huh, I didn't know you had seven hands!
Jackie C.: *begins to scoot away* Um, is this a bad time?
Jack S.: *Holds head* What? You sayin' I'm high or something?
Jackie C.: Possibly. Or, you could just be a jiugui.
Jack S.: A what?
Jackie C.: Never mind. So, what was it you wanted to ask me about? *sits in nearby chair*
Jack S.: I just wanted to know if you had anytime to teach me some karate moves real quick.
Jackie C.: Uh, sure. Give me a date, and I will let you know if I am available. *takes out small agenda book*
Jack S: Umm, I was kinda wondering if you could teach me a few... today.
Jackie C.: *nearly drops book* So, you want me to show you a few karate moves... today?
Jack S.: Uh, yeah?
Jackie C.: OK, so when do you want me to teach you the moves?
Jack S.: Now...
Jackie C.: Oh, boy. *puts head in hands* And in how much time?
Jack S.: *shrugs* I dunno, I was sorta thinking in an hour?
Jackie C.: *faints* …
Jack S.: Uh... Jackie Chan, sir? *pokes Jackie C.*
Manager: So, from the video camera in the room, this was Jack's and Jackie's interview to learn karate moves in order to appear to be kicking the monks' butts, when being controlled by the Ruby of Ramses.
Jack S.: Hey! I could beat their butts any day!
Raimundo: *appears out of nowhere* Right, and Omi's ego is smaller than his dome. You only did two moves.
Omi: *appears out of nowhere* My ego is just the right size! And, will you keep my dome out of your conversation? *tries to attack Raimundo, but is held back by Clay and Kimiko. Who also appeared out of nowhere*
Clay: Calm down, lil' buddy.
Kimiko: Yeah, just chill Omi!
Jack: And?
Raimundo: My point is that you only spun around with your hands out, and fell down! We had to bring Travis, your stunt double, out to do the actual fighting moves!
Jackie: *sighs * It was pretty much impossible to get Jack to learn how to do a karate kick. Not to mention a simple cartwheel.
Jack: Hey, Jackie Chan! Since you're still hear, I would like to thank you for trying to teach me. * takes out Chinese translation book * Uh, lei diu lei lo mo! * instantly is in a headlock by Jackie* OW! What did I do-OWIE!
Jackie: What did you just say about my mother?
All: *_*
Manager: Jack... I didn't know you had such a potty mouth.
Jack: What? What the hell did I just say?
Raimundo: * reads from translating book * You told Jackie to... fuck his mom.
[Silence]
Jack: *gets out of headlock* I'm soo sorry! *runs away screaming*
Jackie: * cracks knuckles* Oh, your going to feel sorry in a moment! *runs after Jack*
Manager: Strange... so, that's the second installment of B.T.S.! Keep the reviews coming! Peace!
XS Characters: *waves* Bye!
[In background bones cracking and Jack's screaming can be heard.]