Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Negima!!
AHEM! ATTENTION EVERYONE!! I would like to thank Agurra of the Darkness for helping me with ideas in this chapter. You should all check out his story's!
It is official Naruto will have a harem except it will be a small one, since I want to focus more on the love than the quantity. Now on with the story!! (Remember Naruto looks around the age of 21, like a clone of the Yon with whiskers.)
Who's the Hottie?
"Set-Chan move over a bit I can't see!" Konoka whispered, trying to get a better view of the pretend date.
"Gomen Oujo-Sama." Setsuna said, sliding over a bit.
"Set-Chan... What did I say about you calling me that?" Konoka said, with a smile that had a darker meaning behind it.
"Gomen Ou.. Kono-Chan." Setsuna mumbled.
"There that's better, but you don't need to keep apologizing all the time." Konoka said.
"Go..." Setsuna immediately stopped feeling a dark aura next to her. She looked over at Konoka and saw the usual angelic smile. She shivered then went back to watching the 'date.'
"This is wrong Kamo-Kun this is evasion of privacy! I thought you said this was an emergency! We should leave Asuna-San and Naruto-San alone." Negi said, about ready to walk away.
"This is an emergency Aniki you need to learn these things anyway." Kamo said. 'I sure hope ninja boy over there can pull this off... I wasn't able to bug him before the date...' he thought to himself.
"Don't they look so cute together Set-Chan?" Konoka asked.
"H-Hai!" Setsuna said.
"Hehehe this is going to be interesting." Kamo smirked, taking a puff of his cigarette.
The two on said date were oblivious to the peepers, who were easily seen by everyone else in the vicinity.
"I can't do that!" Naruto shouted inside his mind.
"Kit, trust me this girl will love it... And it will be training for you." Kyuubi said.
"B-But how do you know? I've never even used magic before! How do you know I have wind affinity?" Naruto asked.
"Kit I have not lived as long as I have to not know about magic, and being locked up in your stomach for so damn long I think I know what I'm talking about." Kyuubi said. "Now get training, here I'll even help you the first time."
Naruto nodded, not realizing he was starring off into space, which to be in Asuna's direction.
'Oh my God! He is so Ho... No don't think like that Baka! You have Takahata-Sensei! Besides that isn't even what he really looks like.' Asuna mind was in turmoil of trying to keep her mind off the blonde. She looked over her shoulder to see that he was starring at her. She began to feel a little nervous under his gaze. "Oi! What are you staring at?" Asuna asked a little irritated.
"Ok kit first test! Say EXACTLY what I say, or you'll ruin this before it even get's started." Kyuubi.
"Hey!" Naruto shouted at the fox. The fox stared at Naruto for awhile with a look that demanded Naruto to listen. "Ok, ok! I will! Jeez stupid fur ball..."
Naruto looked into Asuna's eyes. A foxy grin appeared on his features, making him look more feral. "You of course. I can't help losing myself in your beauty."
Asuna blushed deepened. 'Wow that was really corny, why the heck is it working on me?' "B-Baka."
"Smooth kit now do what I told you earlier!" Kyuubi said.
Asuna turned around to begin walking again. She continued to look over her shoulder to see Naruto grinning at her. A little embarrassed Asuna quickened her pace, which Naruto easily matched.
"Do it now kit! NOW!" Kyuubi roared.
Naruto hesitated as he began the chant the had Kyuubi told him. When he was finished a gust of wind blew lifting Asuna's skirt. Asuna froze, then turned her head to glare at Naruto. "You saw nothing. Kaphish?"
Naruto nodded his head vigorously not wanting to feel the wrath of an enraged woman. He had felt enough of Sakura's punches for a life time. In his mind he could her the fox roaring in laughter.
"Hahaha! Fox printed. Ah perfect! Kit I officially grant you permission to jump this vixen." Kyuubi chuckled.
Naruto became bright red. "That didn't work at all! In fact I think she hates me now."
"Trust me Kit this is a full proof plan." Kyuubi said. '...besides I need my fun to.' The Fox thought to himself. "Oh and to let you know you have followers."
"Eh, Really I don't sense anyone." Naruto said.
"That is because you are an idiot. Look behind you and you will see them in plain sight." Kyuubi said.
Naruto did as the fox said and looked behind him. In deed there were four people watching them. 'Hehehe looks like I got my first targets." Naruto grinned, plans for pranks running through his brain at hundred miles an hour.
"Crap he saw us." Kamo said.
"Ah Phewie." Konoka pouted, thinking her fun was ruined for the day.
"Is he grinning at us?" Setsuna asked.
"Uh-huh." Negi nodded. He gulped thinking his new student was going to do something to them, but to his surprise the blonde turned around and walked back up to his date.
"This is bad." Setsuna said.
"Gee, You think?" Kamo said.
They continued watching fearing what the blonde would do to them.
Deep within the Robotics Club...
A robot in the shape of a ship was connected to a bunch of wires keeping it in midair. The ship was all black. It looked rather docile on the outside, but on the inside many different types of weapons were stored. From that of a laser gun to that of a broom to sweep the floors. This robot was made by none other than two of Negi's student's and the smartest people within Mahora.
"MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! It's finally completed five days of no sleep, proximately consuming 174 energy drinks, and 363 packages of pop rocks. Oh the electric shock in your mouth! Now what should we call it Chao-Dono?" Hakase Satomi the mad scientist asked.
"Bings it is of the chacha series we shall call it 'Chacha Striker' for it's special power." Chao grinned.
"You always come up with the best names Chao-San." Satomi said.
"I know I'm just brilliant like that." Chao smirked. "Not even Negi-Bozu will be able to stop me now."
All of a sudden a blue hued glow began to emit from the ship. It's highly advanced system came to life. The robot left the room at the speed of light, ripping itself from the cords that restricted.
"Oh shit." Satomi gulped.
"What was the password you used to activate it again?" Chao asked.
"I was planning to do that now." Satomi said.
"Some times I wonder if we're to smart for our own good." Chao said, pressing a button on the wall to send the building into red alert mode.
"I wonder that everyday." Satomi said, grabbing gear to turn the robot off.
"We need to hurry. That wasn't suppose to be used until later..." Chao said.
"Your pretty good at this." Naruto grinned.
"Anything that I don't need to think on comes natural for me." Asuna said.
"Then we're the same." Naruto said.
"I don't care, could you two 'love birds' please leave your going to take everything before the festival even starts." The vender of the stand said in a very frustrated tone.
"Ah sorry 'bout that." Naruto said, putting the gun down. His stomach started to growl from hunger. "Hehehe... looks like I forgot to eat..." he chuckled, rubbing the back of his head.
Asuna giggled at his antics. "Let's go get some food over there." She pointed at a train cart shaped restaurant with a sign above that said 'Chao Bao Zi.' The place was packed with happy customers and waitresses rushing around on roller blades. Naruto noticed that the one's working at the place were some of his classmates. In fact almost everyone in his class was there.
Before they were a few feet away from the place a few of their classmates who were near noticed them.
"Hey Asuna-Chan! Who's the hottie with you?" Sakurako of the cheer leading club shouted. She winked at the blonde in a playful manner.
"He your boyfriend?" Kazumi asked, digging for information like a news reporter.
"Shuuuut Up." Asuna said in a somewhat annoyed tone. "He's not my boyfriend for your information."
"Really then can I borrow him for a bit?" Makie asked, using her gymnastics ribbon to wrap around the the blonde.
"No I want him!" Fuka of the Narutaki twins said, jumping on his back. "He's mine." The other twin twin shouted wrapping herself around his leg.
"BANG!" A small stream of smoke came out of the ground from where a bullet was imbedded in the ground.
"I will not tolerate your foolishness while I am eating." One Mana Tatsumiya said, a gun in hand that also had a bit of smoke coming out. She put the gun away in a holster that was strapped to her thigh, going back to eating a her dumplings.
The girls immediately stopped going back to what they we're doing. Asuna gave Mana an I owe you one look. Mana nodded with that usual blank stare.
"Hey Yotsuba-Chan! How's business going?" Asuna asked, sitting one of the stools.
"As good as always." Yotsuba said.
"This place is packed! How do you keep it running?" Naruto said, looking around to see all of the people who were there.
"Chao-San is normally here to help out, but she had to go to the Robotics Club for some reason." Yotsuba said. "So what can I get you two?"
"I'll have the usual." Asuna said.
Naruto was about to tell his order when the fox spoke up. "Kit you are not getting ramen. Go with what the vixen's getting so you don't ruin this with your eating habits. You can eat ramen later."
"I'll have what she's having." Naruto groaned.
Yotsuba nodded and went to cooking their orders. A couple of minutes later she came back with to two things of piping hot beef dumplings. "There you go."
"Itadakimasu!" The two said, starting to eat their food.
"Delicious." Naruto said. It wasn't ramen, but damn it sure was good.
All of a sudden a huge explosion could be heard near the area followed by many more that became louder. Naruto jumped from his seat to see what was attacking. "What the heck is THAT!" He shouted, as some strange foreign object was coming toward them, shooting some type of light. Naruto pulled out a kunai that was hidden within one of his pants pockets getting into a defensive stance.
"It looks like one of the Robotics Club's robots went out of control." Asuna said. All sudden one of the beams of light hit someone. A blue light surrounded the person, when the light was gone the person was standing there in a clown costume?
"What the..." Asuna said, pulling out her card. "Adeat!"
"HAHAHAHA!!" Naruto broke out into laughter, pointing at the poor sucker in the clown suit.
Asuna bopped him over the head with her harisen. "Baka this is not the time for that."
"Now's the time to show your moves kit!" Kyuubi said.
"Right." Naruto said, becoming serious again.
"Shouldn't we help them?" Negi asked, gripping his staff.
"Those two should be proficient in stopping it." Setsuna said. "This will be a good test to see what ability's he has."
"Asuna-Chan leave this to me!" Naruto said, running through some hand sign's, "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" Thirty or so clones appeared around the robot all holding a kunai.
Asuna blinked as the clones ganged up on the robot.
Farther away the kunoichi Kaede Nagase was watching the scene in awe. So many clones! She could only create sixteen herself and was proud of the feet, but here in front of her was someone who could use over thirty! She would have to find out this person's name and ask him how he was able to create so many.
Setsuna watched the scene with wide eyes, her jaw slack. She knew that many clones was definitely not natural.
"What's wrong Set-Chan?" Konoka asked.
"..."
"Ah! Did you fall for Naruto-Kun already?" Konoka giggled.
Setsuna blushed. "NO! It's just unnatural for someone to have enough chakra to be able to create that many clones. Especially someone so young. I could see someone of kage level maybe being able to create that many clones, but..." Setsuna said, becoming serious again.
"I know what you mean." A voice said from behind them.
"Gaw Mana-San don't scare me like that!" Negi said, putting his hand to his heart.
"Sorry Sensei." Mana said, bowing. "I need to talk to Setsuna-San..."
Setsuna nodded in understanding and left with Mana.
"Mou always leaving me out of the picture." Konoka pouted, crossing her arms.
Naruto growled in annoyance. Already half of his clones were turned into clowns, and he still couldn't put a scratch on the thing. "What the heck is this thing made of!?"
"Looks like you need my help after all." Asuna grinned.
"What are you going to swat at it with that paper fan?" Naruto joked.
While Asuna was fuming Naruto saw that one of the beams were aimed at her. "WATCH OUT!!" Naruto shouted, tackling her to the ground.
Time stopped as the two gazed at each other. Forgetting all about the robot that was on a rampage 'What is this feeling?' Asuna thought, feeling a strange sensation coursing through her body. 'Wow she's really cute.' Naruto thought. He felt something very soft under his hand. A blush appeared on her face as she felt something touching a very sensitive area. She looked down to see that Naruto's hand was touching her left breast. A tick mark grew on face as the blush became more noticeable. "BAKA!!" She shouted, hitting Naruto with her fan.
Fortunately or not Naruto crashed into the robot, making it stop long enough for the rest of his clones to tackle it.
"We'll take it from here!" Chao said, appearing in front of all the Naruto's.
In a matter of minutes the robot was dismantled and carried back to the Robotics Club head quarters.
"Thank you." Satomi said.
"No problem..." Naruto chuckled, rubbing the back of his neck.
Once the Robotics Club was gone people went back to doing whatever they were doing, pretending that nothing happened. One of Naruto's new classmates Kaede came up to them.
"How did you do that? De Gozaru" Kaede asked.
"What?" Naruto asked, trying to vain innocence. He had completely forgot he was supposed stay undercover on this mission, and he had basically showed everyone he was a ninja. "Stupid fur ball why didn't you stop me?" Naruto asked in his mind.
"Didn't feel like it." Kyuubi shrugged. Naruto glared at the fox, then was sent back out of his mind.
"Make that many clones! I myself can only make sixteen at most. De Gozaru" Kaede said, stepping into Naruto's personal space.
"Your a ninja to?" Naruto asked in surprise, backing away.
"Kit she is not from the elemental nations be careful what you say." Kyuubi warned. "Also I sense your date is getting annoyed I would wrap this up if I were you." Naruto looked over his shoulder to see see a rather unpleasant look on Asuna's face.
Kaede nodded. "Though I'm still only in training..."
"Well I would chat more, but my date seems to be getting a bit impatient." Naruto said, tilting his head in Asuna's direction.
"Wha?" Asuna said. 'Jeez why is he bothering me so much? He's worse than when Negi.'
"Sorry for interrupting. Hopefully I'll see you at a later. De Gozaru" Kaede said. She winked at Asuna, with a mischievous smirk on her face. Then left leaving the two alone. When she was out of view Naruto turned to face Asuna.
"I guess the dates over..." Naruto sighed.
"Why do you say that?" Asuna asked.
"Well because I..." Naruto started.
"Hey I want to go somewhere, will you take me there?" Asuna asked.
"Sure!" Naruto said, already becoming his usual energetic self. "So where do you want to go?"
"To the world tree." Asuna grinned, pointing at the giant tree.
When they got near the tree Naruto's jaw dropped. The thing was massive! He had seen a lot of giant tree's before, but this topped them all! Asuna looked over at Naruto and grinned.
"I know what your thinking. 'It's Huge.' Right?" Asuna asked. "Hey let's sit on one of the branch's you can see the entire campus from up there."
Naruto nodded. He picked her up bridal style and jumped up into one of the middle branch's. "You didn't have to pick me up! Baka!" Asuna blushed, as Naruto sat her down. For some reason she couldn't hit him like she normally would.
"What I didn't want to make my Hime climb." Naruto grinned.
Asuna averted her gaze blushing like mad. "Wow you really can see the entire town from here." Naruto whispered.
The sun was beginning to set making a very romantic setting around them. "Yeah." Asuna whispered. The two stayed in silence looking out at the campus, and the people the size of ants run around. Several minutes later Naruto shifted his gaze to the girl next to him. A breeze came through making the bells in her hair jingle. One word ran through his head as he continued to gaze at her 'Beautiful.' He had completely forgotten about a certain pink haired kunoichi. Asuna's gaze slowly shifted toward the blonde next to her. She noticed that he was back to his smaller version. 'the pills must have worn off.' she thought to herself. Even without the magic pills he was only a little shorter than her and was still really cute.
"KISS HER!!" Kyuubi roared inside Naruto's mind.
Down below the tree Konoka was blushing at the sight of her best friend, with the blonde ninja.
"I'm back Ouj...." Setsuna said, only to be shushed by Konoka. She looked up to see what Konoka was looking at. Asuna and Naruto were slowly getting closer to each other.
"Come on, come on just a little further." Kamo said, a little bit of drool coming out of his mouth.
'This is so strange...' Asuna thought, slowly closing her eyelids. When all of a sudden something out of the corner of her eye caught her attention. 'Takahata-Sensei!' Her eyes went wide when she saw the woman who was next to him. It was Shizuna. She had figured there was something going on between the two for some time....
Naruto opened his eyes to see a distressed look on Asuna's face. "Sorry I shouldn't have..."
"No, it wasn't you... I should go." Asuna said, jumping down from the tree. She landed and started running back toward the school.
Naruto jumped down from the tree, and looked at the people who were still spying on them.
They walked out of their hiding spot and gave him a sorry look.
"She must have saw Takahata-Sensei with Shizuna." Konoka sighed.
"Eh?" Naruto said.
"You see as you found out earlier Asuna has this huge thing for Takahata-Sensei, but she's always been to shy to confess..." Konoka said. She looked down at her feet. "Darn and I thought thing's were going so well."
When she looked back up Naruto was already gone.
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