Hi guys, I am back! sorry, was busy.

It was a nice day in ThunderClan, when the dumb narrator forgot what happened in the last chapter. And, since Jayfeather keeps getting his own stories, I'm going to change him in into a girl. " Hey, Ivypool, wanna drink in the lake and get even crazier?" said Jayfeather. So, they went to the lake. through the bushes, Bluestar and Russetfur were pouring something in the lake. " Go on, pur the girly juice! Then the clans will be ALL girls and, without boys, WE CAN END THE CLANS!" Russetfur said, and made Bluestar pour the girly juice in. " Haha, lucky it can only be used on one person! " said Bluestar, and she super duper glued Russetfur's paws together. Then, they dissapeared as Jayfeather and Ivypool went near the lake. Jayfeather drank first. All of a sudden, this is what Ivypool sensed:

Ivypool's POV

Jayfeather started turning... pink! He grew longer lashes and then soon said.. " Heyyy girl! Ya know, Hollyleaf's butt is like sooo big! And OMG FLYING PINK KITTEN MUFFINS WITH RAINBOW SKIRTS! Like, totes LOL!" He- he's a girl... Noooo! MY DREAMS ARE CRUSHED! I can NEVER have Poolkit and Featherkit with him- her! I started to cry.

meanwhile with the kits... O..O

The kits were falling from the sky. " Quick, guys, onto the Pretty Pizza Pie Parlor Plane for Purple Peanuts!" said Larkkit. The kits magically floated to the Pretty Pizza Pie Parlor Plan for Purple Peanuts.

ShadowClan

At the time, Blackstar was rolling on the dirtplace floor, laughing histerically. He had catmint. "Ugh, rolling in mah poo again, I see. Am I really that wonderful?" said Littlecloud. " Yes, you are!" said Cinderpelt. " O.M.G! YOU!" Said Littlecloud, and there was that dramatic moment where cloudtail, in slow motion, runs torwards Cinderpelt and hugs her.

Bramblestar

I logged onto the computer. I went on a chat room site. " Hey, why's you username 'Bramblehotty12345', and why is your profile picture... You naked, with candles around you? Ugh, a site you cannot unsee. " squirrelflight said. Bramblestar logged off.

2 hours later... Bramblestar went back on the chat site. He looked at his username and it said... MySonBrammyWammy11! and the profile picture... Goldenflower kissing him? Eww! " GOLDENNNNNNNFLOWERRRRRRR!" Screamed Bramblestar.

lol so that da endddd... hey, what woudld ya do if you were bramblestar and goldenflower changed YOU username and pic to that? PLEASEEE REVIEW wont update til i get 10 reviews.