Doomedpassion: Interesting revelations.

Chapter 3

Visit to Urahara Shop

"Kurosaki-kun, I did not know that you would be visiting so soon. I guess you have come here because you have realized your destiny," said Urahara Kisuke. He is an ex-captain class shinigami. He owns the Karakura Candy Shop.

"What destiny!" exclaimed Ichigo. His usual frown disappeared for a tenth of a second and then reappeared.

"Then I should tell you, but your Horō should not be listening in, alright?" said Urahara.

"I guess. Wait a sec."

"Yo. Don't Listen to Our conversation, or you'll pay," shouted Ichigo, as his Horō was nowhere to be found neither was Zangetsu. "Never mind."

"So what's the deal?"

"Well, remember the Aizen wants to get the King's Key to get to the King's Dimension. The thing is, there is another key. This key is the virgin soul of the King's consort, his Queen. Because in this life the Queen has not had any sexual contact, yet, or is supposed to be. Say Ichigo, have you had any sexual contact lately?"

"W-what! Why are you asking that?" Ichigo freaked out. He knew that Urahara was a pervert, but he never thought, he dug teenage boys. Then a light bulb went on above his head. "You seriously don't think that I am the Queen do you? Does my father know?"

"Yes, in fact he thought it would be you instead of his other daughters," said Urahara. "I cannot tell you the reason, just yet, also I would like you to train with Yoroichi."

"Why?"

"She will explain. So what is it that you came here for? You seemed distressed before."

"The thing is-the thing is," Ichigo suddenly got a very Momo Hinamori blush. "The thing is I have a crush on…my inner hollow and I got this dream or I think it was. He said he wanted to talk to me and he called me babe," gasped Ichigo breathlessly, tripping over his words trying to get everything out.

"So you have a crush on your inner hollow and that you think that he likes you too. Right?" said Urahara, he made it sound really simple. "Hm, just what Kurosaki Isshin thought." He muttered.

"Um, what is it that my father thought?"

"Oh, he thought that you would be the lost Queen and that the King would be your inner Hollow. You see it happened like this…"

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