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Ron sat on the floor, shocked.
Malfoy? I like… Malfoy? I certainly do not, he thought. He's a self- centered git who only cares for himself, a snob, and… he has the most beautiful eyes.
Shut up, he snapped to himself fiercely. I do not like Malfoy. One. Little. Bit. But a small part of him told him different. He got up, infuriated.
"What's wrong with me? I do NOT like him!" he yelled. He started to bash his fists on the wall.
"I do not like him, I do not like him, I do not like him…"
"Calm down, you'll hurt yourself" a cool voice said. Startled, Ron whirled around to find the boy he was talking about, standing in the doorway, arms crossed.
"What the… how the HECK did you get in here?" he yelped.
"Found the password on a piece of paper on the Gryffindor table in the Great Hall, I suspected it was Longbottom's and took it" Draco watched Ron's mouth open and close, speechless.
"Funny how one minute you can scream your head off and the next you find you've lost your voice, isn't it?" he commented. Ron blushed.
"Wh… b… YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE!" he hollered. Draco raised an eyebrow.
"So?"
"Someone'll find you!"
"I don't mind that. What's the worst they can do, expel me?" he laughed. "PLEASE"
"You're in the girls' dorm!"
Draco looked around. "Oh, so I am"
"You should get out"
"I should?" Draco raised an eyebrow sarcastically.
"Yes. Because… you… uh…"
"Alright, I'll get out. I only came in because I was wondering where all the noise was coming from anyway"
"I could hear you from the Great Hall. Bang the walls any harder and they'll crack" he added then bowed and left. Ron slumped to the floor and put his face in his hands.
"I do like him…"
"Looks like you've calmed down" Hermione commented as she walked into the boys' dorm. Ron was lying on his bed on his back, hands behind his head.
"Mm"
"So… uh…"
Ron sighed. "Yes"
Hermione sat down on the side of the bed. "You know, we can't tell Harry"
"I wouldn't want to" he snorted, turning red.
"No, not because it's embarrassing. Because Harry and Draco have been enemies for years. You can't just tell him that you like Draco"
"Like I said, I wasn't planning to tell him. And would you PLEASE stop saying that? I'm only getting used to it" Ron growled.
"Well-" Hermione started defensively.
"Hermione, could you help me-" Dean halted and stared at the girl on Ron's bed.
"What the… who are you? And what are you doing on Ron's BED?" he asked. Ron groaned and glanced at Hermione, who hurried over to the boy and whispered something in his ear. Dean's eyes went huge.
"No. Way."
Hermione nodded.
"What HAPPENED?"
"I ate one of my dear twins' cupcakes. What did you expect?" Ron snapped.
"None of anything anyone ate from them ever had this effe-"
"Look, shut up, alright?"
Dean backed away. "Geez, don't have to snap at me like that"
Ron sighed. "Sorry"
Dean looked at Ron, wondering.
"What?"
"You can't be Ron"
"Well I am"
"Ron's normally a cheerier person-"
"Oh boohoo for being mean and grouchy"
"And you're too pretty"
Ron stared at Dean, who turned pink, turned away and looked out the window.
"A few things are going to have to change, that's for sure" said Hermione.
"Mmhmm. Like you'll have to move everything to the girls' dorm" Dean said, still staring out the window.
"What? Why?" Ron demanded.
"You're a girl now. And you're sleeping in the boys' dorm" Hermione said, crossing her arms and raising an eyebrow like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Oh yeah" Ron scratched his head. Hermione opened his drawers and lifted out an armful of clothes.
"Here, I'll help" she said.
"Put your hands over your crystal ball… feel its warmth. Feel the warmth? Good" Professor Trelawney droned monotonously. Ron had his hands wrapped obediently around the ball. Sweat trickled down his forehead; it was hot and stuffy in the room. Before he realized it, his head started to nod and sink down. Something nudged him sharply.
"Wake up!" Harry hissed. Ron nodded thankfully to him. Trelawney walked by, hading out books.
"Now, consult the book to see your future: she said and sat down on a cushion. Lavender almost immediately opened her book and started flipping through eagerly.
"Hey Ron, I got what looks like a bunny head in mine. Help me look it up?" Harry requested. Ron opened the book and pretended to look.
"Oh, here it is" he squinted comically "Apparently, you are soon to become dinner to a large, ferocious man-eating bunny. Beware" he lengthened the last word and made his voice quake so it sounded like something in a horror movie. Harry stifled a laugh, seeing Trelawney's glance.
"I'll look up yours then Ron," he said. He opened the book and started to flip through it, bored. He glanced at the shape in Ron's crystal ball, glanced at something on a page then froze.
"What?" Ron asked, scared.
"By the cloud shape in your ball, it shows that… that…"
"What?"
"That you will be one day caught and put on a great gold altar as a sacrifice to the cloud god!" Harry laughed. Ron laughed along and playfully kicked him. Professor Trelawney walked along. The boys (well, one girl) put their hands on the crystal balls and looked at her with angelic eyes.
"What's the noise here?" she snapped, breaking out of her 'dreamy trance mode', as Ron called it, irritated at the disturbance.
"Nothing" Harry said. He soon wished he hadn't said anything. Professor Trelawney peered into his ball.
"Nothing!" she exclaimed. "Why, this isn't 'nothing'!"
Lavender shuffled forward, eyes gleaming with excitement.
"You" she said dramatically "Are going to die"
"Really, what else is new" Harry muttered.
"A horrible death! Yes, why-" Trelawney looked harder into the ball "You will be killed by… by You-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named!"
"Really. Looks like a rabbit head to me" Harry said.
"Yes, and that is how you are going to die! He will send a giant rabbit to eat you!"
Lavender squealed.
"Beware" Trelawney added in a mysterious voice, then sat back down. Harry glanced at Ron, eyebrow quirked. Ron shrugged, shoulders shaking with suppressed laughter.
"Giant rabbit. Right" he whispered as soon as Trelawney was out of earshot and they cracked up laughing.
Dark_devillz: Sorry for this chapter being so short. I just started to lose inspiration (everyone, scream NOOOOOO). Cuz I watched… bum bum BWAAAAA… PETER PAN 2! Return to Neverland!!! Being young forever RULES!!!!
Opalgirlz: Totally. I have no idea why people want to leave. If I had the choice, I would've stayed forever. Ditch the family, who cares about them? Yeah, I'm cruel and heartless. Whatever.
Dark_devillz: But that's irrelevant. So anyway, I promise for a better chapter next. I'm really really sorry about this chapter. I got distracted *smacks hand* Bad Nate! Bad, bad Nate!
One more thing: I know Prof. Trelawney's acting like a nutcase. I don't care. Flame all you want, I like to think of her as a flake =)
Disclaimer: Everyone except Veronica, who is kinda/kinda not mine belongs to J.K Rowling. I wonder, will anyone miss if I don't put this stupid disclaimer up? Review and tell me please…
Ron sat on the floor, shocked.
Malfoy? I like… Malfoy? I certainly do not, he thought. He's a self- centered git who only cares for himself, a snob, and… he has the most beautiful eyes.
Shut up, he snapped to himself fiercely. I do not like Malfoy. One. Little. Bit. But a small part of him told him different. He got up, infuriated.
"What's wrong with me? I do NOT like him!" he yelled. He started to bash his fists on the wall.
"I do not like him, I do not like him, I do not like him…"
"Calm down, you'll hurt yourself" a cool voice said. Startled, Ron whirled around to find the boy he was talking about, standing in the doorway, arms crossed.
"What the… how the HECK did you get in here?" he yelped.
"Found the password on a piece of paper on the Gryffindor table in the Great Hall, I suspected it was Longbottom's and took it" Draco watched Ron's mouth open and close, speechless.
"Funny how one minute you can scream your head off and the next you find you've lost your voice, isn't it?" he commented. Ron blushed.
"Wh… b… YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE!" he hollered. Draco raised an eyebrow.
"So?"
"Someone'll find you!"
"I don't mind that. What's the worst they can do, expel me?" he laughed. "PLEASE"
"You're in the girls' dorm!"
Draco looked around. "Oh, so I am"
"You should get out"
"I should?" Draco raised an eyebrow sarcastically.
"Yes. Because… you… uh…"
"Alright, I'll get out. I only came in because I was wondering where all the noise was coming from anyway"
"I could hear you from the Great Hall. Bang the walls any harder and they'll crack" he added then bowed and left. Ron slumped to the floor and put his face in his hands.
"I do like him…"
"Looks like you've calmed down" Hermione commented as she walked into the boys' dorm. Ron was lying on his bed on his back, hands behind his head.
"Mm"
"So… uh…"
Ron sighed. "Yes"
Hermione sat down on the side of the bed. "You know, we can't tell Harry"
"I wouldn't want to" he snorted, turning red.
"No, not because it's embarrassing. Because Harry and Draco have been enemies for years. You can't just tell him that you like Draco"
"Like I said, I wasn't planning to tell him. And would you PLEASE stop saying that? I'm only getting used to it" Ron growled.
"Well-" Hermione started defensively.
"Hermione, could you help me-" Dean halted and stared at the girl on Ron's bed.
"What the… who are you? And what are you doing on Ron's BED?" he asked. Ron groaned and glanced at Hermione, who hurried over to the boy and whispered something in his ear. Dean's eyes went huge.
"No. Way."
Hermione nodded.
"What HAPPENED?"
"I ate one of my dear twins' cupcakes. What did you expect?" Ron snapped.
"None of anything anyone ate from them ever had this effe-"
"Look, shut up, alright?"
Dean backed away. "Geez, don't have to snap at me like that"
Ron sighed. "Sorry"
Dean looked at Ron, wondering.
"What?"
"You can't be Ron"
"Well I am"
"Ron's normally a cheerier person-"
"Oh boohoo for being mean and grouchy"
"And you're too pretty"
Ron stared at Dean, who turned pink, turned away and looked out the window.
"A few things are going to have to change, that's for sure" said Hermione.
"Mmhmm. Like you'll have to move everything to the girls' dorm" Dean said, still staring out the window.
"What? Why?" Ron demanded.
"You're a girl now. And you're sleeping in the boys' dorm" Hermione said, crossing her arms and raising an eyebrow like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Oh yeah" Ron scratched his head. Hermione opened his drawers and lifted out an armful of clothes.
"Here, I'll help" she said.
"Put your hands over your crystal ball… feel its warmth. Feel the warmth? Good" Professor Trelawney droned monotonously. Ron had his hands wrapped obediently around the ball. Sweat trickled down his forehead; it was hot and stuffy in the room. Before he realized it, his head started to nod and sink down. Something nudged him sharply.
"Wake up!" Harry hissed. Ron nodded thankfully to him. Trelawney walked by, hading out books.
"Now, consult the book to see your future: she said and sat down on a cushion. Lavender almost immediately opened her book and started flipping through eagerly.
"Hey Ron, I got what looks like a bunny head in mine. Help me look it up?" Harry requested. Ron opened the book and pretended to look.
"Oh, here it is" he squinted comically "Apparently, you are soon to become dinner to a large, ferocious man-eating bunny. Beware" he lengthened the last word and made his voice quake so it sounded like something in a horror movie. Harry stifled a laugh, seeing Trelawney's glance.
"I'll look up yours then Ron," he said. He opened the book and started to flip through it, bored. He glanced at the shape in Ron's crystal ball, glanced at something on a page then froze.
"What?" Ron asked, scared.
"By the cloud shape in your ball, it shows that… that…"
"What?"
"That you will be one day caught and put on a great gold altar as a sacrifice to the cloud god!" Harry laughed. Ron laughed along and playfully kicked him. Professor Trelawney walked along. The boys (well, one girl) put their hands on the crystal balls and looked at her with angelic eyes.
"What's the noise here?" she snapped, breaking out of her 'dreamy trance mode', as Ron called it, irritated at the disturbance.
"Nothing" Harry said. He soon wished he hadn't said anything. Professor Trelawney peered into his ball.
"Nothing!" she exclaimed. "Why, this isn't 'nothing'!"
Lavender shuffled forward, eyes gleaming with excitement.
"You" she said dramatically "Are going to die"
"Really, what else is new" Harry muttered.
"A horrible death! Yes, why-" Trelawney looked harder into the ball "You will be killed by… by You-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named!"
"Really. Looks like a rabbit head to me" Harry said.
"Yes, and that is how you are going to die! He will send a giant rabbit to eat you!"
Lavender squealed.
"Beware" Trelawney added in a mysterious voice, then sat back down. Harry glanced at Ron, eyebrow quirked. Ron shrugged, shoulders shaking with suppressed laughter.
"Giant rabbit. Right" he whispered as soon as Trelawney was out of earshot and they cracked up laughing.
Dark_devillz: Sorry for this chapter being so short. I just started to lose inspiration (everyone, scream NOOOOOO). Cuz I watched… bum bum BWAAAAA… PETER PAN 2! Return to Neverland!!! Being young forever RULES!!!!
Opalgirlz: Totally. I have no idea why people want to leave. If I had the choice, I would've stayed forever. Ditch the family, who cares about them? Yeah, I'm cruel and heartless. Whatever.
Dark_devillz: But that's irrelevant. So anyway, I promise for a better chapter next. I'm really really sorry about this chapter. I got distracted *smacks hand* Bad Nate! Bad, bad Nate!
One more thing: I know Prof. Trelawney's acting like a nutcase. I don't care. Flame all you want, I like to think of her as a flake =)