Episode 3

Gaara: Hello viewers..... Today's episode is gonna be a little different..... From here on out this series is gonna be called "Gaara's Sand Time of Fun!"

Naruto: THE HELL IT IS!!!!!

Gaara: What's that? You want a sand foot up your ass...?

Naruto: O.o

Gaara: Didn't think so! We'll start off with our first segment, "Wake up, It's Make up!" with Kankuro!

Naruto: *disguised as audience viewer* BOOO!!!! Kankuro is Gay!!

Gaara: Yes we all know that, now will you shut up, please.

Naruto: No, you shut up please!

Gaara: NARUTO, I SAID SHUT UP!!!!!

Naruto: ....

Gaara: Where was I? Oh yes, Today–

Naruto: Gaara has Michael Jackson posters in his room...

Gaara: THAT'S IT!!!!! IT'S SAND TIME!!! TURN OF THE CAMERAS!!! *beats the hell out of Naruto*

Naruto: *laughs towards camera* Heh heh! Jackass! He doesn't know he's fighting a clone!

Gaara: I DO NOW!!!

Naruto Uh oh... O.o

(Opening Song Plays)

Naruto: Ok today we're--

Tenten: GGGGRRRRRR!!!!!

Naruto: Having issues there, Ninenine?

Tenten: YOU SAY THAT JOKE ONE MORE TIME I'M GONNA SHOVE THIS KUNAI UP UR ASS!!!!!

Naruto: Is that a promise...?

Tenten: SHUT UP!!! But yes, I am having issues... You see it all started with--

Naruto: Sorry Tenten I didn't mean to give out a vibe..

Tenten: what?

Naruto: I didn't mean to give out a vibe that I actually care..

Tenten: .

Neji: She's just upset cuz Guy Sensei took away all her weapons and gave her toy weapons

Tenten: He said I have to work out my anger issue before I can get them back . WHICH I WAS!!! I mean, what better way to let out anger than to attack innocent citizens who are just asking to get hit?

Naruto and Neji: .....

Tenten: Man, I really do have problems, don't I? *leaves*

Neji: So....

Naruto: Uh huh....

Neji: So did u hear about Lee?

Naruto: NO WHAT??? O.o

Neji: *uses gentle fist on naruto* He heard your ass just got laid out! Heh heh! *runs away*

Kakashi: That Neji.... He is a sly one, that's for true... By the way Naruto, since your on the floor fidgeting away, why don't you make yourself useful and clean it *throws rag on Naruto's head*

Director: You guys are so f***ed up... you should be more sensitive to Naruto!

Naruto: *panting* Thanks Jim...

Director: No problem! Now, do you have that $5 I lent you?

Naruto: Oh yeah, not yet I'll have it by Friday...

Director: Hmmm, yeah ok, or another option! Have it by today or your fired

Naruto: You can't fire me! I'm the Main character!

Director: They also said I can't steal Tsunade's alcohol or beat up that kid with the boogers who hangs out with Konohamaru!

Sakura: Two things wrong with what you just said...1) Your gonna die when Lady Tsunade gets here and 2) Provided that you actually live after being beat up by Lady Tsunade.... you'll go to jail for child abuse.

Director: Look! I told the kid to wipe his nose! I even gave him a gift basket in his dressing room full of tissues! And what does he do? He comes on my stage with that little eye-sour dangling from his nose for like 30 episodes! I read it as a sign that he wanted his ass beat...

Sakura: I bet... now can we get back to filming!

Director: Yeah whatever! Come on guys!

Naruto: *gets up*

Gaara and Shikamaru: *walk up beside him*

Shikamaru: You ready for our scene guys?

Gaara: Yeah... Jim said If I make another screw up like that Ashton Kutcher incident we had the other week, he's gonna kill off my character later in the series...

Shikamaru: Well, lets just pray nothing happens!

Gaara: Yeah! *walks off as camera catches his gourd full of explosives, matches and lubrication*

Naruto and Shikamaru: Heheheheheh!

End