Me: At this point I'd like to point out something due to complaint; I did not write the script, the origanal lines come from Disney's Aladdin Jr. (But of course I had to change it a little, 'cause Aladdin's name is Aladdin, not Brambleclaw, and they live in Agrabah, not the forest. ect.) I hope this dosnt stop people from enjoying this. And here is "Warriors meets Aladdin" part three.
(You see Tigerclaw in a cave scratching something into the wall of the cave, closer inspection shows you that he's writeing something into a section of the Warrior code)
(Darkstripe enters)
(Tigerclaw dosn't turn around)
Tigerclaw: You have news?
Darkstripe: The Princess is back. Not a scratch on her.
Tigerclaw: And that thieving tom from earlier?
Darkstripe: In custody- with several scratches.
Tigerclaw: Excellent.
Darkstripe: Yeah, I thought you'd be pleased.
(Tigerclaw pauses and looks over his shoulder)
Tigerclaw: Pleased?
Darkstripe: Yeah! Ever heard of it?
(Tigerclaw turns the rest of the way around)
Tigerclaw: "Pleased" to be playing queen to a spoiled Princess? "Pleased" to be keeping tabs on every mousebrain in this Clan? While day in and day out that blithering idiot remains Leader!
(Tigerclaw turns back around in a huff)
Darkstripe: Uh... What 'cha workin' on there boss?
Tigerclaw -sarcastic-: My clawmenship.
Darkstripe: Looks like the Warrior code, if you asked me.
Tigerclaw: With a nice, new paragraph I just added. Listen to this: "Should an unmarried Royal Princess, who is sole heir to the throne, fail to choose a mate in the time allotted for such selection, the Leaders highest ranking official --"
Darkstripe: That would be you.
Tigerclaw: Let me finish! "...the Leaders highest ranking official" -that would be me- "will immediately become betrothed to the Princess and will himself inherit all the rights, privleges, and powers of the Leader."
Darth Vader: So now all we gotta do is make sure she doesn't fall for anybody before tomorrow.
Tigerclaw: And if she does, we make sure he has...
Darkstripe: A freakish, tragic accident.
Tigerclaw: A freakish, tragic accident.
Darkstripe: As you wish my "Leader-to-be."
Tigerclaw: "As I wish" When have things ever been as I wished?
(Start "Why Me?")
(Spotlight falls on Tigerclaw and Darkstripe)
Tigerclaw:
In my formative and hungry years
I was unappreciated by my peers.
As there slings and arrows flew,
I would ponder,
wouldn't you?
Why me?
Why me?
Darkstripe:
Far a cat of your charisma and mystique,
You have taken far to long to reach your peak.
Tigerclaw:
Why is my status always quo?
Darkstripe:
Why does no one want to know?
Tigerclaw:
Poor me?
Why me?
Why am I so unable to fulfill my true potential,
Darkstripe:
kept down by those you know are smaller fry?
Tigerclaw: Inconsequential!
Darkstripe and Tigerclaw:
What does it take,
to catch a break?
Tigerclaw:
Though it's agony to bid my time,
I've got years and years and years before my prime.
Darkstripe:
Plus theres no one on the scene,
as resourseful or as mean.
Tigerclaw:
Tee hee.
As me!
Darkstripe:
Who's the victor?
Tigerclaw:
Who alone?
Darkstripe:
Who will overthrow the thrown?
Tigerclaw:
Who knows what to do and just how bad to be?
Darkstripe:
Who's he?
Tigerclaw:
M-E!
Tigerclaw and Darkstripe: Mwahahahha!!!!!
(Tigerclaw stops laughing but Darkstripe dosn't relize this and keeps laughing)
(Tigerclaw looks at him)
Tigerclaw: Oh, SHUT UP!
Me: I purpously made a mistake, can anyone catch it? CLUE: It has to do with names.
First six people to get it, get a prize!
The first three people get cake and brownies.
The last three get brownies.
People who try get cookies.
-Mossheart, daughter of Crowfeather and Feathertail.
PS. Do you want me to write more, or am I kidding myself? I need reasureance people!!!!