Deductions from a Magic Blue Box.
Anderson ran and ran until he couldn't see the TARDIS anymore. He panicked for a second when he realised that he'd left Bitey behind, but soon realised that the baby velociraptor was running along by his side.
"I'm sorry, Bitey. We could've run away in the TARDIS and we could've gone to France or Disneyland or Pigfarts and we could travel the universe together. But Jenny..."Anderson started crying and he sat down on a rock. Bitey curled up on Anderson's lap.
Suddenly he heard a noise. Bitey jumped up and said "Rawr?" but Anderson heard "What's that?" because he'd been inside the TARDIS and it translates things (even dinosaur).
A bigger, scarier, slightly less sexually attractive dinosaur appeared and stomped over to Anderson. It looked like it was about to eat him... (lol this is a terrible cliffhanger but idgaf)
Back on the TARDIS...
"Y'know, Jenny, you really upset Anderson back there. Don't you think you should find him and apologise?" asked Oliver Wood.
"STFU BITCH I DO WHAT I WANT YOU'RE NOT MY BOSS!" shouted Jenny.
"Lol guess it's that time of the month,"Bem said with a smile.
Meanwhile...
Anderson had met his new best friend. His name was Pickford and he was a dinosaur and perhaps Anderson loved him even more than Bitey (if that's possible).
They would be best friends forever.
Author's note: Okay so thanks for reviews and everything and extra thanks to penworthy, gleekingdoctorgryff and stormageddons-peasant.
And extra thanks to whydontyougofuckadinosaur and andersons-dinosaur for the tumblr Anderson/dinosaurs thing.
Also thanks to sooty-the-fat-cat for the title.
And I'll stop now before I end up saying thanks to everyone on tumblr.
EDIT: Also, there will be more, I'm just too lazy to write right now.