Warnings -Suggested Unconscious Sex, MarVex, Language and Rude Stuff
The Freelooter
The white Corridor that Never Was is completely empty aside from the occasional Lesser Nobody gliding around. That was all broken when a black cloaked figure crept, almost subtly, down the corridor, back against the wall. The figure was humming a soft 'Mission Impossible' theme as he tried to creep down the corridor. He finally reached a door with a flower on it, and chuckling darkly, he entered the domain of the Nobody, Marluxia.
The camera changed the circuit to the one in the plain bedroom full of pink and red rose petals. The figure crept around for a while, swiping some small and invisible items to the camera's eye.
"Whoa, this will be worth something," A male's voice announced before holding up a diamond ring to the light, and the camera just picked up the tiny detail of a cursive V before the ring was put into the figure's front pocket. The man crept around a little more, coming across crystal flowers at one point. He pocketed them carefully, using his element to his advantage. He just did this for several minutes, around the room in general, before coming upon the pink-head's bed. He lifted up the bed sheets, finding nothing, and finally stood up to the pillow. He snuck his hand under the pillow with petals on, feeling for anything valuable and gripped around for something before stilling, the figure's body tense. A mingled look of shock, disgust and fake fear showed on his face before speaking out.
"Holy shit..." Xigbar whispered as he pulled out what he had grabbed.
It was a pink dildo. And it had Vexen's face printed on it in tiny patterns.
Xigbar stared at the item before dropping it in shock. He stepped away and tripped over a white plant pot with a white rose in it, buried deep within the soil, and Xigbar's body came to rest on the floor, and he now had a perfect view of under the bed, the last place he was going to check for loot.
Now he wished he had never looked under the bed at all, intentional or not.
Under the bed was a life-sized model of Vexen, visible as soon as the camera swivelled around, and it was fully naked in some sexual glory. Xigbar stared at it, the disbelief and fake fear showing thickly on his face. He was deadly still for about a minute before he bounded up as quick as a cheetah, and pretty much ran out of the room, screaming.
The camera changed circuits several times to follow the Freeshooter around the castle as he screamed bloody murder about 'pink haired pedos'. Xigbar shot into the Grey Area where he found Xemnas and Saïx having a full out make-out session. Xigbar stared at them, and they stared back, before they all screamed, and Xigbar shot out of the room, no pun intended, before smacking into a wall, head first, and knocking himself out. Several others walked past but none helped him, as this was a regular occurrence. He was rested against the floor, when suddenly the pink haired Nobody that had creeped him out in the first place, came over his body. Marluxia stared for a minute before smirking darkly and making a Corridor of Darkness, hoisting Xigbar's prone body onto the shoulders and begin to walk towards the Corridor of Darkness. However, the camera picks up several words before the Corridor of Darkness disappeared.
"...oh, I'm going to have some fun with you Xigbar..."
The camera circuits changed for several hours, looking for both Marluxia and Xigbar, not having any luck, before it came across the Freeshooter standing outside Marluxia's room, a dazed look on his face before he snapped out of it.
"What the hell happened?" He murmured, pulling his hair through his grey streaked hair.
"You got knocked unconscious, Xigbar. I found you and helped you, don't I get some credit?" Marluxia said, stepping out of his room.
"Really? How... did I get knocked out in the first place?"
Marluxia smirked. "I haven't the faintest," He stated, a mysterious glint in his eyes, before he went back into his room, closing the door, leaving a very confused Xigbar outside his room and in the white corridor.
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Vexen's eye twitched.
The rest of the Organisation stared.
His fingers tightened into fists.
The rest of the Organisation held their collective breath.
A sound halfway between a squeak and a growl escaped his thin lips.
"Mar…"
The 'pink haired pedo' stood up from where he had been subtly trying to look underneath Number Four's coat, and started to back away.
"lux…"
"S-Steady now, Vexen darling… it was only a little bit of fun…"
"ia…"
Number Eleven, sensing his impending doom at the hands of his beloved, put his legs into action and fled, holding his coat up like a woman as he did so.
"MARLUXIA! You… you… MONSTER! You absolute FIEND!" The Chilly Academic leapt to his feet and chased after Marluxia, screaming at the top of his lungs, long blonde hair flying everywhere. "Come back here right this second unless you wish to become a SNOW CONE!"
"…Only if it means you'll be sucking on me, Vexy baby!" Came his distant reply.
"MAAARLUXIIAAAA!!"
Once the furious scientist was definitely gone, Larxene dissolved into an insane fit of giggles.
Demyx turned to Xigbar and said "Why was Vexen underneath Marly's bed, Xiggie?"
The Freeshooter rubbed his butt and stared out of the window, his single eye blank. "…You don't wanna know, Demmy… You don't wanna know…"
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AN- Well! Wasn't that an odd thing! We all knew there was a pedo somewhere in Marly!
As it was, camera by me, Reaction by Apples! Xaldin is next! I'll be writing the camera actions, while Apples will be writing the reactions!! Hope you enjoyed!
Over & Out - Apples & Tribal