"Hey Iza-nii...why do you not like Shizu-nii?" The neko asked curiously, sitting on the desk and watching the informant work with twitching ears. Izaya stopped his typing for a moment before looking at Izanyan questionably.

"How did you know me and Shizu-chan hate each other?" The cat shrugged his shoulders. "I dunno...I just could feel the tension between the two of you..." The informant looked at him in bewilderment.

He went back to his typing, the cat continuing to watch him. He started to become bored and stood up, ducking under the desk. Izaya didn't notice until the neko started nuzzling at his midsection. Startled, he looked down at the strange male with a hint of anger in his stare while the neko looked back at him with an innocent smile.

"You need to relax~! I can give a great massage~ Celty-san told me I do~" Izaya gave a skeptical chuckle. "Celty also doesn't have a head~ So maybe I shouldn't completely listen to y-HEY!"

He was grabbed by the arm and pulled onto the couch, belly-down with the neko holding him down. "Just let me give you a massage~ If its bad you can spank me or something~"

He raised an eyebrow at the cat. "Spank you?" Izanyan shrugged his shoulders. "Well, I dunno how you would get me back for giving you a bad massage...I guess its up to you." He moved so that he was straddling the informant's backside, gently resting upon his supple cheeks.

"You have a butt like mine~! But its a little smaller~" He giggled and moved his hands to Izaya's shoulders, gently kneading the sensitive area between his neck and shoulders.

"What're you...do...ing...oh that feels nice~" He started relaxing under the others small, thin fingers, breathing softly. "You're really stressed...your back is all full of knots..." He moved down to the shoulder blades, soothing out the tight muscles with expert practice.

Izaya went completely lax under the cat's ministrations, feeling the first amount of relaxation in weeks. "I should've made Shinra create you years ago~" Izanyan giggled happily and moved his hands lower, working at the small of his back nimbly.

"After this I'm running you a nice herbal bath~ Your muscles are extremely tense." The informant paid no mind to what the cat was saying. He was far too relaxed to really mind of anything at the moment. He whined slightly when the neko stopped.

"I'm going to start the bath~ Try to get some feeling back in your legs~" He waltzed off to the bathroom while Izaya tried to stand, his legs wobbling from lack of tense muscles.

"I can't remember the last time I felt like this~ Its great~" The neko came back out and helped him walk to the bathroom. "I'm sure you can get undressed right?" Izaya nodded.

"Yeah~ I got this covered~" The neko smiled and waltzed out back to the living room, finding the door busted in and Shizuo waiting there, completely annoyed. "Shizu-nii~!"

The neko hugged him and nuzzled his chest. Shizuo pushed him away. "Can you give great massages?" The neko gave a grinch like smile.

"Just lay out on the couch~"

Another short chapter but its pretty okay I guess. I've decided which character to kill off but I'm not telling who~