(AN: So, it has come to my attention that I have not prepared any couples for this story, even though I was planning on doing them X_x So, if you have any suggestions, feel free to tell me.
The only ones I WON'T do AT ALL is Tamaki/Haruhi and Kyoya/Haruhi :l)

"Hey buddy! Back off!" Akira quickly pulled his hand away from the blonde. It was…it was as if he was looking through a mirror…it couldn't be….it wasn't possible…IT WAS A MALE VERSION OF L.O.V.E.! "YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! WHY?! WHYYY?!?!?!"

"….should we call an ambulance?" The blonde male blinked at the suddenly spazzing Akira. He then tilted his head, squinting at the orange-haired boy. "Ah, take a look at her uniform, she's from Kyoto High. Never mind, this kind of unruly and immature behavior is common for people who attend that foul, poor excuse for a school."

"Lookwho'stalking -_-;;" (Yeah, that was totally Haruhi :P)

"HOW DARE YOU." A painfully familiar voice hit Akira's ears, making him stop his mini-spaz attack. He looked up to see Mimi standing up from behind a couch, her eyes fixed on the other blonde. "Tamaki Suoh…one should not speak of another's school when that of his own is equal to rat droppings!"

"Do not speak of something you know nothing about!"

"FOOL!"

"WENCH!"

"Uh, senpai, aren't you going to ask what they're doing here in the first place…?"

"…Hm? Oh yes! Excellent idea Haruhi! Ah, my daughter is just full of wisdom, aren't you~?"

"…"

"H-Haruhi D:?"

"….."

"DON'T IGNORE DADDY HARUHI!"

"Really, what business do you have here Miss Sasaki?" The boy with glasses stepped forward, not a hint of emotion was present on his face. "It is after hours, you really should be home."

"I came here because…because…" The blonde girl bit her lip, a tiny blush appearing on her face. "One of my members was trying to raid your club room for any of your possessions! You see, I have this one, Tori, who's a bit obsessed with you guys."

"WHAT?!" Just then, the closet door flung open and tumbling out came Miyu and Tori. The smaller girl's face was bright red. "I-I do not have an obsession with them!"

"It's okay Tori, no one is mad at you." Mimi calmly stated, stepping out and brushing herself off. "It's a normal thing for all girl's to go through."

"B-B-But….!"

"Hush darling, the truth has been revealed. Discussion over."

"….T_T"

"Wow, they kinda remind me of you guys." Haruhi sighed, closing her eyes. "Which is a scary thought."

"WHA-WHAT?! HARUHI! HOW CAN YOU EVEN COMPARE US TO…TO….TO THEM?!" Tamaki clenched both of his fists together, a look of utter and over exaggerated sadness took over his face.

"….Well you and that blonde girl are both extremely obnoxious."

"….…"

Cue Tamaki going to his corner of woe.

"What's his problem?"

"Let's just say that…"

"His family doesn't get along with the blonde girl's family." Hikaru and Kaoru slinked their arms around Haruhi, devilish smiles appearing on their lips.

"Hold on, hold on…" Hanako and Haruka had made their entrance, being the last ones out of their hiding spots. "Mimi, I thought you said only boys were in the Ouran Host Club…"

"….All of them are boys." Mimi blinked, and let out a happy sigh. "That is, unless you're talking about Tamaki, who could easily be a woman."

"HOWDAREYOU,YOUWENCH!INSULTINGMEINMYOWNBELOVEDSCHOOL!"

"Calm down Tama-chan D:"

"No, no." Haruka stepped closer to Haruhi, grabbing her face. "This one is a girl, definitely." She smiled, leaning in closer. "Hanako, do a boob check :l"

"B-Boob…check…?"

"NO! DO NOT DO A BOOB CHECK ON MY BELOVED HARUHIII! YOU PREVERTS!" Tamaki wailed, putting a hand for his forehead, striking a dramatic pose of....sorrow.

"She's flat as a board anyway." The Hitachiin twins rolled their eyes, turning away from Haruhi.

"Thanksguys… -_-"

***

Honestly, Akira wasn't going to lie, he actually could stand the Ouran Host Club. Except for Tamaki of course, who was just as bad as Mimi, and Kyoya kind of freaked him out, but the others were…just fine. Though, he hated that they all had to stay an extra hour and a half getting questioned by Kyoya, since he didn't buy the story Mimi had given him as to why they were there. So, they eventually gave him another story that still had the "blame everything on Tori" element to it.

Surprisingly, he believed it.

The rest of the meeting was basically a "meet and greet". Which went well, minus the fact that Mimi and Tamaki were glaring daggers at each other the entire time, and Mimi would swoon over everything that Kyoya would say, making the situation irksome.

They left at around eleven at night, all of them exhausted.

"Mimi, why do we always blame everything on me?" Tori blinked up at Mimi, clutching onto Miyu's hand.

"Simple, it's because you're cute and small, so no one would punch you in the face for doing something really stupid!" The blonde smiled and winked at her.

"……T__T"

"…idiots."

"KEEP YOUR OPINIONS TO YOURSELF AKIRA~! :D"

"…"

**The next day**

"…."

"Let me read it~"

"….."

"Amiiiiii~!"

"……"

"LET ME REEAADD~!"

"….."

"LET ME READ IT DAMNIT!"

"Be patient Mimi." Ami pushed up her glasses, scanning over the piece of paper. A tiny smile appeared on her lips. "You're not going to like this…"

"Hmph! Hand it over!" The blonde snatched the paper from the other girl's hand. Her green eyes scanning over it about three times. "Wha…WHA….WHAT?! WHAT?!"

"Oh boy, something's bothering Mimi." Hanako and Haruka sighed, making their way into the main room. Akira followed closely behind him, even though he really, REALLY didn't want to.

"What is it now Mimi?"

"…we're going to the beach…"

"The beach?!"

"I love the beach!"

"…Yay…beach… ._."

"I can wear that cute bathing suit I just bou-"

"SILENCE YOU FOOLS!"

"D:?!"

Mimi stood up from her chair, holding onto her heart. "We happen to be going…on the same day…Ouran is going…"

"….so~?"

"I'll get to see Honey-senpai! ^_^"

Defeated, Mimi turned away from all the other girls (and Akira), sighing. Only half-listening to their excitement about the upcoming trip.

"Ami~ Why do they not understand that Ouran is the enemy~?"

"Maybe in their eyes they don't see them that way. Besides, Ouran isn't your problem, Tamaki is."

"You wouldn't know Ami! You haven't met any of them! T_T"

Ami sighed, lightly shaking her head. "Then why did you ask me?"

"….Why must you make sense?! D:" The blonde huffed, stomping away in the other direction.

"….She makes it sound like being sane is a problem…. -_-"

"Wait, so…we're going on a beach trip?" Akira blinked at the flyer in front of him. "Let me guess, it's some private beach right?"

"Correct! Some families have property near it. We'll be staying at Mimi's father's beach house there. It's small, but it'll do." Haruka grinned and wrapped her arms around Akira. "Then again, you're a commoner, so it doesn't really matter~!"

"…Of course… -_-"

"Question…" Miyu, YES MIYU TALKS, raised her hand, eyeing Akira. "How are we going to manage keeping Akira's gender a secret on a beach trip…?"

"Oh~? We've already got everything planned out~" The twins both looked at Akira in a very creepy manner. "He's going to look…"

"Adorable~"

This definitely doesn't sound good…not good .

(AN: Didn't like how this one turned out for some reason T_T ANYWAY, five reviews=an update. Don't forget to tell me how you think the couples should go~)