Sorry I haven't updated for a while. I just haven't had the chance to get online. But I hope you enjoy the chapter.
Le Recap: While Prussia was plotting his revenge for Hungary he failed miserably and got his ass kicked by Germany. He is now more angry at Hungary. But he decided to take a break from plotting his revenge and rid the world of other un-awesomeness. Word gets around that Prussia is trying to "help" other countries and France asks Prussia for help.
"So Prussia do you think you can destroy England's magic books for me, he has been casting really mean spells on me" France says.
"THAT IS SO UN-AWESOME I' LL DO IT" Prussia says.
So Prussia sneaks into England's house. Sadly England is home so Prussia has to be as quiet as possible. England is in the kitchen trying to cook his dinner. (and damn it looks nasty all burnt up and shit.)
"EWW that looks so nasty...that will be my next job to rid the world of un-awesomeness." Prussia says to himself (now that world do the world good) (authors note: sorry if that offended any British people)
"so where are those damn magic books" Prussia says digging through England's magic books."
"WHY THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU WANT MY MAGIC BOOKS" A very familiar voice says.
"HOLY SHIT HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE" Prussia screams as he sees England behind him with a plate of burnt scones.
"Well since you don't like my cooking I will just have to make you eat it" England says evilly then he chants some weird spell that ties up Prussia.
"GAH please don't make me eat that it was France's idea for me to come here he forced me" He says almost crying. (wow you know it is bad if the awesomeness is crying)
"SO IT WAS THAT ASS-HAT'S IDEA FOR YOU TO STEAL MY THINGS" Then England chants some other weird spell and France appears right next to Prussia tied up.
"AH WHY I AM HERE AND ENGLAND IS HERE...umm long time no see" France says.
"SHUT UP" England says Then he makes France and Prussia eat the burnt scones. (le narrator is now covering her eyes in horror)
later that night Prussia is writing in his "awesome" diary
DAMMIT THAT ENGLAND MADE ME EAT THAT CRAP. I would beat up France but England shoved more of his food in his face I think that was punishment enough. I will now plot my revenge on England. KESESESESESE.
ok next chapter I am gonna have Prussia and France get there revenge on England XD. I already know what I am gonna do. *insert evil laugh*