Author's Note: Blah Blah Blah U know the Drill

*Imagine Everything Joey says is in a Brooklyn Accent. I don't live there*


To pass the time on the long plane flight, they decided to play a card game, obviously.

Hermione went against Joey. Yugi Knew that Hermione's deck relied mostly on the basics of tributing, so her deck was defensive, until she had the means to go on out and destroy her opponent. Joey's deck was focused mostly on luck. It would be interesting to see who would win.

Hermione went first. "I shall summon the Giant Soldier of Stone. Defense Position. I end my turn ".

"Draw "said Joey, and went "I'll Summon Rocket Warrior in Attack Mode! I'll know use the Spell Card, Graceful Dice. My Monster's Attack Goes up, by the higher the dice roll. ".

Joey rolled a 1.

Joey 3600

Hermione 4000

"My turn. Draw! I'll tribute my Soldier to summon Jinzo ".

" Copycat " murmured Joey.

"Attack his Life Points directly! "

"Not so fast! I'll activate Skull Dice. It lower's your Monster's Attack points by the higher I roll! "

He rolled a 1 again.

Joey 1300

Hermione 4000

"Draw "Joey said with growing despair "I will summon Alligator's Sword in Defense Mode. "

Hermione then proceeded to summon Beast of Talwar, by way of Double Summon.

Joey 0

Hermione 4000

"Man, I lost "said Joey with obvious despair

Kaiba stepped into the room. "Of course Wheeler lost. He's a second rate duelists with a 3rd rate deck. He couldn't beat a baby even if he tried ".

Hermione, with no tolerance for those who picked upon the smaller and the weaker, like Kaiba or Malfoy, screamed in Kaiba's face, "SHUT UP KAIBA! JUST BECAUSE HE IS SMALLER AND WEAKER THAN YOU, DOSNE'T MEAN YOU CAN PICK ON HIM! YOU SHOULD BE AHSMAED OF YOURSELF! "

She then proceeded to grab her wand, and cast a spell that gave Kaiba boils in a place that he would not like to discus in public.

"Um.. I'm going to polish my Blue-Eyes…. "And left the room hurriedly, and in obvious discomfort.

It was in that moment that they arrived in Egypt. There they met the Ishtar's, a group of Tomb Keepers who would lead them to the place they needed to go. It allowed them to destroy the Millenium Items, in the same place they were forged, in a place far from Civilization, known as….

Kul Elna


Sorry Its Short, but I have things to do cough cough Beta Convetion cough cough

The Next chapter should be posted by Friday.

It's nice to see Kaiba put in his place.