Hey guys! Sorry it took me so long to update this chapter, I have been busy, with school, sigh pain in my ass, anyway enough of my lame as excuses, time to get this chapter rolling.
Spongebob, Scourgebob, Sandra, Shankton on the other hand had decided to go back to his dimension, they all walked into Spongebob's house, "Wow Spongebob, you've got a real nice place here." Sandra said looking around Spongebob's house, "It's so nice and clean." she said before she looked at Scourgebob, "I think you could learn a few things from him." she said, hinting that Scourgebob's place was a dump, Scourgebob just rolled his eyes and walked in.
"Do you guys want anything to drink?" Spongebob asked, Scourgebob glanced around the brightly colored living room, everything just so neat and clean, where his house, or apartment really, complete dump, his couches all torn up with holes, he and his boys, and some hoes, would sit on it, just doing drugs, either it be snorting powdered sugar up their noses, or just passing a joint around, or both, all while getting a BJ every now and again, springs just barely poking out of the cushions, his bed was just a single mattress on the floor, where he would sleep, and do other adult things.
This Spongebob guy however, he just made burgers for a living, "Yo, Sponge you don't do drugs do ya?" Scourgebob asked as he snuck a random knick knack behind his back as he spoke, thinking that is could be sold, Spongebob looked at him, "Drugs? Um… yeah, but only my prescriptions." Spongebob shrugged, "Prescriptions? N, No I mean, Actual drugs, how many joints to you pop a day?" he asked, "Joints? Hmm I pop them every now and again, either when I'm exercising, or practice Ka-ra-te with my friend Sandy." Spongebob shrugged, Scourgebob just sighed, "You're too good." he insulted, though, Spongebob would never take it that way.
Spongebob walked into the kitchen to fetch snacks, and drinks, while he left the two complete strangers in the living room alone. Sandra turned to Scourgebob, "Ya need to be nice, ok this sponge clearly has no idea who we are, or where we come from, as far as he knows, we're complete strangers, while actually he's you from this dimension." Sandra said as she poked Scourgebob chest.
Scourgebob swatted her hand away, "I am nothing like that pathetic loser, and I don't care, that dude will learn eventually that we ah... " Sandra interrupted Scougebob with a slap to the face, Scourgebob growled, turning his face back to the russian.
Scourgebob in no time had her pinned to a wall, fist raised, but Sandra only laughed in her seductive tone, "Ooh I love it when you get rough!" she said while she ran her free hand down his chest, she then inched her face towards his, "Come on hit me, hit me like the naughty girl I am." she said before she licked the side of his face before biting his bottom lip.
Scourgebob just let her go, his face tinted red, he let out a cough, while Sandra pushed herself off the wall before walking towards the kitchen where the other sponge was. Sandra seen Spongebob standing at a nearby counter while he made individual sandwiches.
Sandra staggered over to him like she was drunk and threw herself onto his back, she wrapped her arms around his shoulders, it surprised him at first from the sudden show of affection.
Sandra laughed, "Hey there Spongy!" she highly greeted, "oh it's you, uh…" "Sandra.." she said, "Oh yeah, sorry, Sandra" Spongebob apologized, Sandra just laughed, "Oh you're forgiven." she said flicking her wrist.
Spongebob turned around to look at her, "So, do you like Bikini Bottom so far?" Spongebob asked, Sandra grinned at his question, she pushed herself slightly into him, she reached her one hand behind behind his head while her other walked across his chest, "I am Loving it now, that you're here." she batted her eyes, Spongebob was being pushed against the counter, he nervously giggled, "Th, that's gr, great!" he stuttered while he slowly pulled her off of him, but she only pulled herself closer, she looked at his nervous face, "You're such a charming young man…" she said as she twirled her finger around his red tie that he pulled away. Sandra glanced down at his lips, biting hers she looked back at his face, before she started closing in.
Sandra closed her eyes expecting for their lips to meet, than something thick pushed through her mouth, she moaned before opening her eyes to see that it was just a sandwich that he had put in her mouth, Spongebob was already heading towards the kitchen door until Sandra pushed him back against the wall next to the door, "You know, the kitchen isn't just for cooking and eating.. Well yeah eating but.. You know.." she said, Spongebob's face turned red, "Hey what's that? I think there's someone at the door, I better go a, answer it." he pointed behind him before he pried her hand away so that he could get away.
Spongebob walked to his front door, but stopped to look at Scourgebob, he pointed his thumb to the kitchen, "I, I think she misses you." he said before he reached to open his door, Spongebob gasped in joy and sprung forward onto the visitor, "Sandy!" he shouted, Sandy began laughing, "Hey there, Spongebob." she said as she lifted his head up to look at her.
"Who are they?" Sandy asked while looking at Scourgebob who was sitting on the couch and then to Sandra who was leaning up against the kitchen door with her arms crossed.
"Oh, yeah, i forgot, Sandy… this guy right here is Scourgebob," Spongebob said as he gestured to the strange sponge, "and that over there is his girlfriend, Sandra." Spongebob said as he gestured to the other Squirrel.
"Sandra Huh… well shoot that's my name too, well I just go by Sandy, but it's nice ta meet ya both." she said while placing her hands on her hips.
Spongebob and Sandy stood by a back wall as they watched the two strangers. Spongebob was leaning against Sandy and the wall lightly, "I'm glad you came when you did, Sandy." he quietly said to keep the strangers from hearing their conversation, Sandy smiled down at him, "Oh really?" she asked him, Spongebob glanced at the two across the room before looking back at Sandy, "Yeah, you're a real lifesaver." he put on a small fake smile.
Sandy looked at her glass of lemonade that Spongebob had offered her, "How so?" she asked him, Spongebob looked at her glass and back at her, "For starters.. His girlfriend… makes me.. REALLY… uncomfortable." he said taking his eyes off her glass and bringing them to her eyes, "Uncomfortable? How so?" Sandy asked, Spongebob shook his head, "It was probably nothing, maybe I was just over reacting." he said, Sandy nodded, he sighed, "but… if it's alright with you, do you think she could stay w, with you? I, I mean it's only for a little bit and she is a Squirrel, and you have the same names, and you're both girls… but if you don't want to do it, it's fine with me." he shrugged while looking to the ground.
Sandy turned his head to her, "Yeah, I can do it, she can sleep in the guest room back in tha treedome." Sandy nodded, Spongebob looked at her and brightened up, he smiled, "Oh thank you Sandy, I knew I could count on you." he said as he jumped on her for a hug.
Later that night
Spongebob and Scourgebob were both sitting in the living room watching a movie, "I'm sorry bout having my friend take your friend to her house." Spongebob apologized, Scourgebob looked at him, "Are you two banging?" he asked him, Spongebob looked at the other sponge, "B, banging? What do you mean?" Spongebob asked, Scourgebob shrugged, "It's simple, are you and your girlfriend fucking?" He asked again as he pulled out a box of bent cigarettes.
Spongebob looked at the box, "What's that?" he asked as he pointed to the box, Scourgebob held the box up in question, "These?" he asked as he already had a stick between his lips, Spongebob nodded, "They're called smokes kid," he answered, "Smokes? Why do they call them that?" Spongebob asked as Scourgebob pulled out a lighter and brought it to his face and lit the cigarette.
Scourgebob looked at Spongebob and took the cigarette out of his mouth, he then blew a thick cloud of hot smoke in Spongebob's face, "That's why." he proceeded on saying, Spongebob turned his head to cough, "It stinks," he said between coughs, Scourgebob scoffs, "Whatcha expect? You expect it ta smell like roses?" Scourgebob scoffed again as he shook his head and turned it to the T.V. he then squinted his eyes, he points to the T.V.
"What tha fuck kinda show is this gay shit?" he asked, Spongebob cocked his head, "What that what? I'm sorry I didn't get that." Spongebob shook his head, "Change this." he ordered Spongebob, "Oh, you don't like mermaidman and barnacle boy, well that's the first… but you're the guest." Spongebob said as he turned the channel to another ridiculous show.
Scourgebob snatched the remote from Spongebob and changed the channel, "There, now here's a real man's show." he said as he threw the remote at Spongebob. Spongebob looked at the screen, it was one of the most violent, blood and gore movie he'd ever seen, Spongebob turned away, "Uh.. I'm gonna get ready for bed.. You know where you're sleeping right, good, night." he waved as he walked up the stairs.
On the other side of town
Laughter filled the treedome, "And then he was like, get off of me, haha, so I did more then just get off of him, if you know what I mean." Sandra said as she elbowed Sandy's shoulder, Sandy just laughed, "Y'all are quite tha catch huh?" Sandy questioned.
Sandra nodded, "If you say so." she shrugged while taking drink of the sweet tea that Sandy gave her, "So, tell me… how long have you and your boyfriend, known each other?" she asked, "boyfriend? Umm… I don't.." "Oh come on, you can't tell me that you and Spongebob, that's his name, aren't hooked up, I mean… what's wrong with em?" she asked Sandy, Sandy shook his head, "There is nothin wrong with him, we're just friends.." Sandy answered, "Just friends huh?" Sandra questioned, "He's cute." she said, "Excuse me?" Sandy asked as if she didn't hear he right the first time.
Sandra looked up from her jacket, "Your 'friend' he's pretty cute, he's not bad looking for a sponge." she said, "Not to offend you or anything, I'm not looking to steal your man, You've got to be more than 'just friends' come on, I mean, even I want to see what's in those shorts of his." she admitted.
Sandy's face turned red, "O, ok I, i think that's enough, Spongebob is just my friend, he isn't like every other guy ya see on the street, he is a good guy," Sandy said, "you say that now." Sandra said, Sandy cocked her eyebrows, "And what's that supposed to mean?" Sandy asked, "You'll find out eventually." Sandra said, "but what if I don't want to find out?" Sandy questioned, Sandra shrugged, "Well that would be very unfortunate for you than, but why should I care?" Sandra said as she stretched her arms.
"Hey, do you have any booze?" she asked Sandy, Sandy cocked her eyebrow, "Booze… hmm well I might have something but… they're for special occasions." she said as she turned her head, "Like what, fucking your 'friend'? I'd say that it would be a miracle if you and him did so something with your level of innocence." Sandra said as she gestured towards Sandy.
Sandy opened her mouth, she shouldn't argue with her guest, "So you're a scientist?" Sandra questioned as she found Sandy's wine cabinet, she pulled out the scotch, Sandy just nodded, "Great, that's one thing we sorta have in common.." she said as she pour her a glass.
"What is it that y'all do?" Sandy asked, Sandra smirked, "Well besides fuck around, I am what you'd call an Explosive Technician," Sandra answered, "Wow, really?" Sandy asked, amazed that a woman like her could have such a good high paying job, "Yeah but I was fired, they said that I was crazy.. Which isn't completely true you know, so I tried to blow a few people up but that's besides the point." she said, Sandy nervously chuckled.
"Well would ya look at the time, It's time for me ta go ta bed, good night Sandra." Sandy said as she pulled the covers over her shoulders as she laid down for the night.
Well I know that this chapter was lame as hell, but what can I say? It's been awhile since I've been able to actually continue this, well again sorry for the wait, and please sit tight as I try my best to work on the next one.