Chapter 3- Your Gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone.


"Hey its Bumper, if ya cant reach me either sing a message or text me. Later"

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"Hey Bumper, its Fat- Amy. I know I've called like a ton but I actually got some good news! I was reading your mail today when I actually found something of my own! Turns out, Black beauty is getting hitched this weekend to some Michelle Matt. Sounds like a real butch if ya ask me. But anyways, I know your out of town and all but call me back alright? Fat-Amy out"

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Fat-Amy put down her cellphone and glanced at the screen once more to look at the caller ID photo of Bumper. A selfie he took when they first came back from Worlds at the celebration party, one of many that the Bella's had. She smiled at her phone and smirked as she turned it off hoping that he would call back any time soon.

Fat-Amy really did live up to her word during that campfire, she was living in a apartment building down in Huston Texas where she could drool at the cowboys and her accent was the least weirdest thing there. Bigger is always better she said and she was definitely in the right place. She had just moved In with Bumper after he popped the question right in the exact spot he had first asked her to date him, but this time she jumped for joy and said a loud and fat "YES". But recently Bumper had to go to Ohio for some Tone Hanger business. She found it appalling that he still was with the old group of men, especially since he first threatened to beat one of them up, and that she actually did. But now Fat- Amy was alone in her apartment, except for her roommate. A skinny, petite thing of a man that had moved in with them short of two months ago. He was at the young age of 21 and Fat-Amy didn't even call him a man, he was just starting college and trying to make a life of his own.

"Hey Fat-Amy, who were ya talking to?"

"Oh hey there hormones, and no one. I was leaving a message for my fiancé Bumper."

"You call him a lot hm? Ya miss him?"

"Pfft WHAT noooooo, your under developed brain is just thinking to hard that's all. Fat-Amy doesn't miss anyone, if anything people miss her."

Fat-Amy waved him off as he went to sit down on the couch at the other end of the room. He crossed his legs and stared into Amy's direction knowing that she wasn't really fooling anyone, not even his under developed brain. He raised an eyebrow and a stupid grin began to spread across his young face. The two never talked a lot, just whenever they saw each other. But now that Bumper has just recently left they began to talk more often, nothing deep just casual. Fat-Amy could feel the eyes on her and she was getting anxious cause she knew that when it came to her feeling about Bumper, she never really could hide them too well.

"Don't you need to go change ya diaper or something there hormones? Anything other than poking your nose into my business."

"Nope, I am free all day. Clean diaper and all. But I know you miss him, I can hear you blasting and singing to 'We Belong' every night before you take that ten bucks out of my pants pocket. I must say, it is much better than listening to you and Bumper each night, I never did know a guy could sing that high"

"You sound just like my old Bella group, except all of them packed into one, small, pre-pubescent body"

Amy laughed at herself suddenly remembering Beca, Stacie, black beauty, carrot top and everyone else. She had to admit, she missed the group a lot. She got extremely excited when she remembered that she would be seeing all of them during the wedding that weekend and almost jumped for joy. The more Amy thought about the group the more she remembered about all their antics they got into back in the Bella day. Her heart began to become heavy from pinning for the rest of her friends, thinking about World's, both of their Riff Offs, and the time she almost shoved a trophy up a tone hangers ass and vertical ran away from the cops.

"Hey Amy...Woohoo...still here"

Her roommate was waving his arms in the air above his head trying to get her attention, knowing that she was spacing out. Something she did each time the Bella's were ever mentioned. He knew almost everything there was to know about the group of women, other than actually meeting them in person. Fat-Amy talked about them a lot, she told him everything there was to know about all the times they competed and the time the Americans won the Worlds with an Aussie leading them to success. He never grew old of the stories, to him it was comforting to hear about all of the crazy things they had done, and he knew it made Fat-Amy feel better talking about them as well. She would gleam whenever those days where brought up again. Snapping out of her day dream he retorted back to the conversation.

"oh..yea sorry about that pubes, I was just thinking. But I'm gonna be away for the weekend, my fat ass is gonna hit the state of Maine! oh and I'm gonna be gone for the next three days so that adds up to thirty bucks please-"

Just when she was reaching her hand out to obtain the thirty bucks she claimed that he owed her, Amy's phone buzzed on the coffee table and Bumper's ID photo showed. She quickly retracted her arm and reached to grab her phone, arms moving all around from her excitement she hit everything in her path, and she didn't really care. She just cared about getting to the phone as fast as she possibly could. Her roommate walked out of the room to leave her and Bumper alone to talk, he smiled at how excited she was and how clumsy she could be when excitement took over. She smiled back at him and picked up her phone, relived to finally hear Bumpers voice since he has been gone.

"Hey Bumper! How is everything going over there with the merry almost-men?"

"Very funny babe, but ill have you know your not the only one to call us that. Work on your originality there Aims. But I got your message about Black Beauty getting married! That's great to hear, sorry I cant be there to go with you sweetie but Ohio is calling us."

As much as Fat-Amy was happy to hear from Bumper her eyes lost their excitement when she realized she would have to go without him by her side. She had to admit that she missed him, a lot, she never really wanted to go anywhere without him to show off. He was just as clumsy as her and his confidence was through the roof right along with her own. He was a match for Fat-Amy and she loved every single thing about it.

"oh..well..um... that's alright, I can always go stag. Give the guys a good look of what they cant have huh?"

"No no no there Aim, your mine remember? Plus you remember what happened with that waiter when you worse that dress. I would of fought him but you know..I hurt my pinky toe stretching.. Oh hey..I've gotta go sweetheart, the guys are fighting over the toothpaste again and I am defiantly not letting my sensitive teeth go astray, again. Ill call you later okay?"

"Oh..okay..thats fine you know, I was planning on going Bull Riding anyways. Bye bye then. I love you"

"Goodbye my bundle of sunshine. Oh and Amy?"

"Ya?"

"i miss you"

"I miss you too sugar tooshe"