Another chapter of me trying to make you laugh! Thanks to Cakemaster7000 for following!
AMaeJay - I haven't read Nagami Cabasa's "We're In Hyrule, stupid!" and "We're In Termina, baka!" but I have watched the parody where Erune/Elne is obsessed with yaoi. It was hilarious! Thanks for the review!
Disclaimer: Sadly, as usual, I don't own anything in this fix except Becky, Teana and Grace... If only I did...
The group followed the Green Link, who was sprinting across Hyrule field as fast as he could. Blue, Red, Vio and Teana were all able to keep up with him, while Grace and Becky were both gasping for breath, crawling on the ground.
"No... Stamina... Huge... stitch..." Grace panted, trying to stand up.
Becky coughed a little, her eyes watering, before she jumped up, screaming, "SAVE ME, VIO!"
The purple Link, who hadn't been nicknamed Vio yet, pretended not to understand what she meant, though, he secretly knew.
"VIOOOOOOOOO!" Becky collapsed on the floor, leaving Grace to drag her.
"WAIT UP!" Grace shouted, glaring at Green.
"NO!" Green shouted, "WE CAN'T! Vaati is free in the world again! We can't wait for you guys! We need to get to the castle!"
The group continued to run, Grace and Becky eventually catching up with them, until they reached a waterfall.
"Aren't we there yet?" The purple Link asked, slowing down.
The Green Link continued to run, "We should see it when we cross the river!"
The Red one panted, collapsing on the rocks, "Can we rest a little?"
"Pleeeeaaaaaasseeee?" Grace begged, tears streaming down her cheeks.
"No!" The Green Link shook his head, "We don't have time for that! We-"
"NICKNAMES! I thought of great nicknames!" Teana stated, jumping up and down.
The Red one grinned, "So have I! I wear Red, so call me Red!" He then looked at the Blue one, "You're Blue!"
"Huh!?"
Becky hugged the purple one tightly, "And you're Vio~! My Vio~!"
"Why me...?" Vio shuddered as she hugged him even tighter.
"Uhh... Yeah," Red nodded, before looking at the Green one, "And you are Green!"
"You can't just change people's names!" Blue yelled angrily, "I won't answer to anything other than Link!"
"It's a great idea! I'm a genius!"
Blue looked even more angry, "You're an idiot! Look, just 'cause we look alike doesn't mean we're gonna be buddies!"
"Right," Vio chuckled, "Hanging around you-"
"Fools in dangerous to your health!" Becky finished, still hugging Vio.
"Please stop doing that..."
"NEVER!"
Green looked at everyone awkwardly, before looking proud ajd pointing his thumb at his chest, "Don't call me Green! I'm the main Link! So call me Link! We all know-"
"HEY!" Teana yelled, "You haven't heard my nicknames!"
Red smiled, "Oh, do tell!"
"Well, Red, seeing as you where Red, you should be... READY SALTED!" Becky giggled while Grace rolled her eyes. Teana then looked at Blue, "You should be Salt and Vinegar!"
"THAT'S WORSE THAN RED'S NICKNAME!" Blue yelled, clenching his fists.
Teana ignored him, looking at Green, "Of course this means that you are Cheese and Onion!"
"A dairy and a vegetable..?" Green said with a frown.
"And, time for my favourite," Teana grinned, looking at Vio, "You are now... WORCESTER SAUCE!"
Vio's eye twitched a little, "... Worcester Sauce?"
"YEAH! Worcester Sauce!"
"Why?"
"'Cause that's the Worcester Sauce crisp packets are purple!" Teana stated.
"Crisp packets?" Vio asked, "... I'm not going to ask."
"I HATE THE NICKNAMES!" Blue yelled, getting out his sword.
Red continued smiling, "Well, I love them!"
"Wait, wait, wait!" Becky shrieked, looking horrified, "Vio's supposed to describe everyone's personalities!"
"Why do I do that?" Vio questioned.
Becky rolled her eyes, "You just do! It makes you hotter! DO IT!"
"Err... Green is focused and motivated, Blue is hotheaded and aggressive, Red is innocent and optimistic, Grace is cowardly and clumsy, Teana is strange and random and Becky is obviously unstable and-"
"NOT US! Just the Links, m'kay?" Becky said, smiling.
Vio slowly nodded, "Ok... Well, I guess I'm-"
"SUPER HOT!" Becky hugged Vio tightly again.
"I'd prefer calm and collected..." Vio said, before noticing something, as did the other Links.
"That's..." Blue started.
"Arcy..." Vio continued.
"The castle cook!" Red finished.
"HEY! ARCY!" Green shouted, before running to her with everyone else except Becky and Vio. Vio because he knew it would be a bad idea and Becky because she was still hugging Vio.
"Idiots!" Vio shouted, trying to push Becky off him, "Not all at once!"
"What he says!" Becky shouted, before Vio managed to push her off him and run after the others, leaving Becky to look pretty said, "Senpai... Why won't you notice me?"
Green ignored Vio, "Arcy! Thank goodness! We got lost trying to find the-"
"Stay back!" Arcy shouted, holding a stick in defense, "You monsters! How did-"
"I read this part in the manga Becky shoved in my face!" Teana shouted, smiling, "Yeah, the fat ugly lady mistaked BBQ for you guys and got all defensive and crazy!"
"BBQ..?" Grace asked with confusion, "Who are they?"
"Ya know, the emo Link!" Teana replied with a light laugh.
Green looked confused, but once he realized who Teana was talking about, he gasped and grabbed Arcy, "THE CASTLE! WHAT HAPPENED AT HYRULE CASTLE!?"
Eventually, after awhile, all the confusion was cleared and the group had arrived at the castle. The moment they got there, Grace began to scream, running around in fear.
"STOP THAT!" Blue yelled, grabbing the screaming girl, "GROW A FREAKING BACK BONE OR I'LL KILL YA!"
Grace screamed even louder, terrified of the Blue Link more than the dangers of the castle.
"Idiot!" Green hissed, glaring at Blue, "Now look what you've done!"
"Hey! She was the one who started screaming, jerk!" Blue responded, pushing Grace to the ground and marching up to Green.
Vio stood inbettwen them, "Shh! It's too quiet! Arcy said there were monsters, we need to be quiet!"
"Soooo smart!" Becky fangirl squealed, almost fainting.
Once everyone finally shut up, the sound of clanking could be heard. Everyone hid behind the sides of the door, Blue covering Grace's mouth so she wouldn't scream. A knight, or just armour, walked out the door, holding a sword.
"That's Artura's armour... Father's top knight!" Green gasped.
"Is he alive in there?" Vio questioned, examining to knight, "Or is it a monster in disguise!"
Becky fangirl screamed again, hugging Vio, while the knight swung its sword at the group, causing Blue to let got of Grace's mouth and a loud scream filled the place. The scream was so loud, Red collapsed on the ground, covering his ears and Blue looked like he was about to explode. Grace then realized there was no way to escape as the knights were surrounding them and she fell on the ground, giving up all hope, "It's too late! We're all gonna die! We're all gonna die! Game over! GAME OVER!"
"WE. ARE. NOT. GOING. TO. DIE!" Blue yelled, glaring at Grace, "JUST FIGHT! FIGHT!"
"Why should we!?" Green questioned loudly, "We know these guys! We trained together! Ate together!"
"Boo hoo!" Teana said sarcastically, "I, for one, don't wanna die! And I don't have a weapon as my ice rod broke! Now kill them in anyway possible! Make sure they feel pain though... I like pain..."
The Links all looked at the rather cute girl, named Teana, with wide eyes. Blue then snapped out of it, attacking some of the knights, "WHATEVER! SHE'S RIGHT!"
"NOOOOOO!" Green attempted to stop Blue, failing.
Suddenly, all the knights began to dissolve and an all too familiar voice was heard, "Your concern is quite pathetic. They're just my toy-"
"IT'S BBQ!" Teana screamed, pointing and Shadow Link when she saw him.
Shadow Link frowned, "BBQ...?"
"She has really strange nicknames for us..." Vio explained with a light sigh.
"Oh..." Shadow stood there awkwardly for a few minutes, before speaking again, "Anyway, I got tired of waiting!"
"Why does he look so hot at the moment...?" Becky said, blood trickling down her nose as she stared at him.
Vio looked up, "Please, Din, Faroe and Nayru, please please please have her fall in love with Shadow..."
"But I'd never leave Vio!" Becky, once again, hugged Vio tightly, causing him to look at Shadow as if he was asking for help.
"Umm... Anyway," Shadow said, ignoring the 'happy' couple, "Uhh... Well, I kidnapped Zelda! As you already know! She was pretty stubborn, but I did it! I did it!"
"Wow, what an accomplishment," Grace said sarcastically, "It's not like Zelda has been kidnapped a million times before- Wait... How did I know that!?" She then glared daggers at Becky.
Shadow rolled his eyes, angrily throwing Zelda's necklace on the ground, "I HAD A WHOLE SPEECH PREPARED! AND NOW I FORGOT IT! I HOPE YOUR HAPPY!"
"Yes! Very!" Teana beamed.
"So... Who are you!?" Green question, glaring at Shadow, "One of Vaati's minions!?"
"No, apparently I'm 'BBQ'," Shadow sulked, crossing his arms, "And I forgot my next speech 'cause of you guys! It was something like... Vaati blowing dark energy into the world and sacrificing Zelda."
Green gasped with horror, "NEVER! I'll beat darkness with the power of the Four Sword!"
At first, Shadow deadpanned, before bursting into laughter, "The Four Sword!? Ha ha ha!"
"You guys distract him," Grace said with fear, "And I run!"
Before Grace could run away, Blue punched her hard in the gut, "STOP BEIN' SUCH A COWARD!"
"STOP INTERRUPTING ME!" Shadow yelled, stopping his foot on the floor like a little child, "Your making me sound less awesome! Anyway, darkness-"
"Already taints that sword! It can't beat him! Swing it and he's already won!" Becky finished, before gasping, "Wow! I still remember that line from when I loved Shadow and memorized all his lines!"
"THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT GIRL! OH, AND THAT IS RIDICULOUS!" Blue swung his sword at Shadow, before being zapped by him.
"KARMA!" Grace yelled, holding her stomach in pain.
"STOP. STEALIN'. MY. SPOTLIGHT!" Shadow yelled, pulling his hair, "I WANT TO THE FOCUS ON ME! MEEE! SO SHUT UP! ALL OF YA!"
Everyone stared at Shadow, all silent.
Shadow sighed with relief, "Thank you. Anyway- wow I've said 'anyway' a lot... Anyway! I attacked the castle and sent everyone in it at the time to the dark world... Even your father! Umm... what was my speech for that again? Oh yeah! He was such a weak man! In the end, he bowed down and begged for his life. Over and over, he begged to be spared! I think that was the was the speech... I like to prepare a lot!"
In his fury, Green attacked Shadow, but his sword only went through Shadow's stretched stomach.
"WOW! BBQ has grown!" Teana stated, before Shadow went to normal size and began floating in the air.
"It won't work against me!" Shadow shouted, grinning, "Four... I mean... Uhhh... One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... Seven fools trying to save this doomed world!"
Blue glared at shadow, "YOU COWARD! HIDING IN THE SHADOWS! WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE ONE AND FADE AWAY!"
Shadow glared at Blue, before zapping Blue again, "Don't ever MOCK THE SHADOW-"
"Is he dead?" Teana asked with hope.
"Hopefully," Becky shrugged, "He is my least favourite Link afterall."
"And he punched me!" Grace snapped, crossing her arms.
"AHHHHHHHH! SHUT UP YOU IDIOTS! I WANTED TO SOUND COOL! BUT YOU KEEP INTERRUPTING! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG A SPENT LAST NIGHT TRYING TO MAKE THOSE PERFECT SPEECHES!? AND BECAUSE OF YOU, I HAVE FORGOTTEN MOST OF THEM! I'LL NOW KILL YOU! KILL YOU! YOU DESERVE TO DIE! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING! Ok, maybe not everything, BUT YOU MADE ME FORGET MY SPEECHES! DIEEEEE!"
Shadow Link sprinted to the group, going for the kill, when a fairy flew into his face, the light almost blinding him. With a scream, Shadow leapt backwards, hiding in the shadows, "Stop it! AHHH!"
The fairy then flew around the group, causing them to fly away. They then landed at the foot of a crystal, where the Blue Maiden floated inside.
"... Why is she in a crystal?" Grace asked with confusion and fear.
"'Cause she's one crazy gal!" Teana stated with a grin.
The Blue Maiden glared at Teana, "I'm not crazy. I'm stuck here. Anyway, Link-"
"NO! Becky yelled, glaring at the maiden, "I DON'T WANNA HEAR YOU BLABBER ON ABOUT STUFF! JUST TELL US WHAT TO DO AND WE'LL GO! I wanna spend time alone with Vio!"
"WORCESTER SAUCE! NOT VIO! WORCESTER SAUCE IS HIS NAME!" Teana snapped.
"I'm just trying to help!" The Blue Maiden grummbled, glaring at Becky, "Anyway, I guess the short version is, darkness is covering Hyrule, the Shadow who kidnapped us was a dark version if Link who is very powerful and the only way to restore power the swords once held is to collect life force."
"Blue Maiden, where is Zelda?" Green asked.
The Blue Maiden sighed, "I don't know... Weak as I am, I can't sense her clearly. But, I can faintly sense her spirit far away."
"She's alive!" Blue said with relief, "That's enough for now."
"Oh and, girls? The only way for you to get back to your world is to use the Dark Mirror, ok?" The Blue Maiden informed Grace, Teana and Becky.
Becky and Teana seemed to understand, while everyone else looked a little confused. Blue then ran out, followed by Red, Teana, and Grace. Green stood behind, sighing.
Vio looked at Green, "Losing confi- Becky, please let go for once."
"NEVER!"
Vio sighed, being dragged outside by the love sick girl. Green sadly followed them, looking at everyone, "How in the world are we gonna fight Vaati with a group like this? If only those three weren't here... I'm pretty sure me and the other Links would be motivating each other..."
He watched as Teana started to steal the others' hats, Grace stay back in fear and Becky hugging Vio so tightly he couldn't breath.
"Din, Faroe, Nayru... Please send a miracle to help us... Please? Amen," Green looked to the skies, hoping that the Goddesses had heard his prayer.
Thanks for reading! Don't forget to review! Please be nice! Oh, and, I WILL be updating Return of The Four, it just might take awhile because I'm struggling with ideas.