When Lunarpaw opened her eyes, she found herself in a nice looking office like room. There was a wooden desk with several stacks of paper, a nice leather chair behind it. An expensive coffee machine was in the corner by some filing cabinets as well as a cute picture of two twolegs cuddling on the desk. not really giving a shit, Lunarpaw grabbed herself a coffee and sat on the leather chair, finding it was as comfy as it had looked.
Sipping her coffee with delight, she pushed the chair so she could look out the window behind them. Her eyes widened at the rocky, hellish place she saw and quickly turned the chair back so her back were to the windows. Out of sight, out of mind, and she soon forgot she was basically in a Hell like place at the moment.
"Ahem, I believe that's my chair, and my coffee."
Lunarpaw looked up to see a spikey black haired twoleg wearing a nice business suit standing at the door way, tapping his foot impatiently. When Lunarpaw did nothing to move out of the chair, he walked over, picked her up and threw her across the office before sitting in the chair. He folded his hands and rested his chin on them as he stared at the cat.
"You're purple," he deadpanned.
"I'm dark purple, almost black," the cat corrected.
"No one gives a shit," the twoleg said as he grabbed some files and looked through them, "So, here you are. Lunarkit," he said.
"Paw. Lunarpaw."
He glared at her but ignored her, "Lunarpaw. So, you fell into a badger hole and died. Should have gone on that tour trip instead, eh?" he asked but when she didn't respond, he sorted through some more papers until his phone rang. Holding up a finger to tell her to stay silent he answered it.
"Naverok here," he said and nodded, "Yes. She's right here. Was about to sign the papers sending her off to the Fields of Suffering. ...what?...Okay you can't be serious! What no- okay fine! Yes, I'll do it! Fine just shut the hell up all ready!"
Letting out a stream of curses not in the English language, he slammed the phone down, the machine being crushed under that action before glaring at her.
"Apparently the bosses aren't done with you yet so it's your lucky day," Naverok said glaring at her.
Lunarpaw smiled dopily, "I'm always lucky."
"...you died on your first day as an apprentice. That aint lucky," he corrected before grabbing some papers and signing them, "All right, so you're not supposed to die yet. Apparantly you're not supposed to die any time soon so yeah, if you do die in freak accidents where you're not supposed to die, I'm supposed to send you back up there," he said then glared at her, "I better not catch you back here again until you legit die!"
But Lunarpaw didn't listen to him, instead she was drinking some of his coffee again. Growling out curses, the demon snapped his fingers.
When Lunarpaw opened her eyes again, she found she was in Bleedinghearts den. Graniteheart, Gingerpaw, Bleedingheart, Wolfpaw and Frostwing were all standing over her in worry.
"She's okay! She's okay!" Gingerpaw said joyfully, it was true, Lunarpaw was okay, she didn't even have a scratch on her.
The new apprentice stood up and looked proud, "I totally killed a badger. I'm awesome, no denying it," she boasted. Her stomach growled so she ate some berries that were in the den. As a result, she fell over dead again.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!" Naverok roared when Lunarpaw appeared in his office five minutes later, "WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT COMING BACK HERE?" he demanded, slapping the cat and forcing her out and back alive again before she could even say anything.
"I survived death, twice~!" the dark purple almost black she-cat bragged as she pranced out of the medicine cats den. She was so awesome, not even Hell could contain this furball of awesome power.
Suddenly Fallingstar stood in front of her, "Lunarpaw!" he exclaimed, grabbing her shoulders, "You've beaten death and you only have one life! I want you to become a leader when you're a warrior!"