Chapter 3 butters the Canadian
Rated M for sex
Lemon warning
Disclaimer I don't own this show or the O.C involved
We continue our story in a far off strange land…..wait what's going on AHHHHH
The narrorator was attacked by a theme song
Who's the boy who can laugh at a storm cloud?
Turn a frown into a smile for free?
Who's the kid with the heart full of magic?
Everyone knows its Butters!
Who's the boy with the eyes full of wonder?
Thinks being you is the best thing to be?
Who's that rascal with the tweezers in his pocket?
Everyone knows its Butters!
Jumpin' in puddles, skippin' down the hallway
And he goes to petting zoos.
He loves John Alway
who's the tyke with the cutest little dimples
Battin his eyes at every puppy he sees?
If you look inside yourself
you might be surprised when you find
A little boy named Butters!
"well uh that's me" said butters
well the old narrorator died so I am his replacement butters here is happy in Canada where now a days the budget is higher so the citizens are normal like everyone else in the world (lucky him) where he has a wife and 2 kids one 5 the other 3 the girl is the youngest named Sara and the boy is named Joseph but Joey for short.
"hey Joey uhh whereas your mother" I asked
"shes in the kitchen cooking dinner why" asked Joey
"I have something for her" I said
I walked into the kitchen to see my beautiful wife…Lana I love her so much her long hair her pretty eyes uhh her uhh lady parts but she is funny she is brave she gets nervous with the kids but I am sure she will learn to relax
"hey butters how are you today" asked Lana
"good I am fine I am well wondering if you would except this necklace I bought you" I said
it was our anniversary and she bought me a new tie I love every gift she gets me she loves me for me and she never yells at me ever when I told her about my parents she wanted to hurt them but she is so nice she just brushed that thought off
"oh my god it's beautiful how did you afford it" asked Lana
"I got a promotion with time off" I said
"so does this mean we can visit your home I know you don't talk about south park much its just there has to be something good there" said Lana
I cant believe she wants to go to that shitty redneck town I mean sure after middle school I became friends with Kenny Kyle and Stan and Eric considered me to be his best friend he even punched my dad and took me to prom I got to dance with bebe and even get a kiss from her I remained a virgin till I met Lana she was visiting American in Wisconsin where I moved to attend college I got a degree in mathematics I am one of the smartest people in Canada right now I could be king if I wanted to be but I love being home with my wife and kids they are so nice and sweet and
"TELEGRAM FOR THE STOTCH RESIDENCE" yelled the mailman
"oh ok let me see here" I said
"wait please answer me before you read the mail" said Lana
"ok if I have a reason to go back I will…..for a whole week we can rent a hotel we can see the small redneck town and visit my mom and dad just don't hurt him" I said
"ok good I will find a reason" said Lana
"yeah like that will ever happen". I opened the mail and read the letter…..ah shit
Dear Mr. StotchWe invite you down memory lane to south park high for your 10th anniversary there will be cake refreshments alcohol and a room for your kids if you have any it is Saturday may 16th at 6pm to midnight bring family only hope to see you there
Sincerely Mr. Mackey your old principal
"you win Lana you always win" I said
I walked angrily to my room and lay there but Lana followed me
"you know the kids are busy in the other room and dinner got ruined how about we order pizza and fool around a bit" said Lana
"but the kids are going to ask questions you know we never have time for this I mean remember how hard it was to have sex with Joey around crying and when we finally had sex we conserved Sara and now we have 0 time to our selves" I said
"I know and I have been antsy to the point of having sex now please honey….I will do any position you want" said Lana
man she is good
I kissed her lips and massaged her breasts she lifted my shirt up and ran out into the living room put the TV on told the kids to behave and they will get pizza which Joey loves pizza so yeah easy for him to behave and Sara is always quiet they don't fight ever so tonight might happen
"so I was wondering….do you like" asked Lana
she came back in the room in lingerie sexy as hell black with leather panties but I threw her against the wall she ripped my pants off and my boxers and worked on my shaft she really was horny cause she took her panties off and rubbed them while sucking my dick I went down on her and licked her pussy till she moaned so loud that we panicked
"shh the kids will hear us" I said
we laughed and I removed her top Lana had CC cups almost Ds but I didn't mind she could be –As and I would love her she could be a guy and I would love her she…..oh shit she is bending over she never lets me in the back door only on special occasions
"are you sure" I asked
"go for it happy anniversary" said Lana
I planted my penis into her anus and slowly entered she grabbed my leg but I continued then went faster and faster Lana begged for more so I went faster and harder she was shouting my name but in a softer voice…..but I came before we could have more fun
"that was amazing" said Lana
"your so hot that's why" I said
Stans P.O.V
It's Friday and we just got off the bus at my parents house they have had time to discuss their problems and are now a happy couple
"Stan you look great son" said dad
"thanks dad" I said
"let me get your luggage" said dad
he then grabbed Wendy and picked her up she laughed and I face palmed
"dad put her down" I said
"oh sorry son" said dad
"she is fragile don't you see the sign" I said
I put a fragile sticker on her butt and me and dad laughed she laughed as well and mom came out
"wow Wendy you are glowing so found a name yet" asked mom
"actually we did we came up with Madeline you like" asked Wendy
"I love that name its so cute and unique not many maddie's around here" said mom
I like that name maddie's my little madie my mad girl yeah that's a good one
"so Stan grab a beer and meet me in the garage I want to talk to you" said dad
I followed him grabbed a beer and we talked
"being a father is not easy trust me I was a father of 2" said dad
"yeah and not the best unfortunately" I said
"you don't have to pour salt on the wound son" said dad
"sorry dad that was mean you did help hell you hooked me up with condoms on me and Wendy's first time" I said
I remember that night me and Wendy were getting hot but I stupidly forgot the protection and Wendy was extremely cautious about getting Prego and she didn't have time to buy pills so she was about to leave but then a box of condoms hit me in the face it was dads stash I was both happy and sickened at the same time…..it was an amazing night we both remember that night
"yeah well you seem to be excited to be a father" said dad
"well at first I was angry I was stupid the month before going in free but now I am excited to be a father" I said
"well that's good well are you going to see Kyle and Eric they just got to town and they seem happy together" said dad
"WHAT" I yelled
"yeah didn't you hear they hooked up and are married a little weird in my opinion but who am I to judge" said dad
so my high school best friend got married to Eric cartman and he hid that info…I just can't believe it I guess people can shock you
END OF CHAPTER
Ok Lana is my O.C NO BEING MEAN SHE IS AWESOME lol also next chapter is Stan and Kyle hanging out don't worry no stupid awkward drama ok I hate that in shows I hate you for being happy but I get over it in the end cause your happiness has changed me…I also hate the wow I realized from my friends that I chose the wrong women that I have loved all my life so I am divorcing her HATE THAT STUPID PLOT AHHHHHH
sorry