(AN:hey hey! So um. I know I have this in the description but I figured that I may as well go into more detail about naruto and co being godlike. I mean it when I say they will have no equal. While they will have down points, it wont be through combat. I wont lie, I am terrible with writing fight scenes and this is simply a way to get around that obstacle. I will focus on comedy and naruto's development with his new "family", and when it comes to fighting, I will have them DECIMATE the opponent. Characters like orochimaru and madara will be threats but only because naruto and co will want to have fun with their fights. R8 fairly and as always… READ THE DISCLAMER)

Mizuki stood back after watching his ex-student use a jutsu he had no knowledge of. Being the arrogant prick that he was, he assumed that naruto had just used shadow clones again, with a different name to intimidate him. These thoughts where utterly destroyed when, in the place of his bleeding prey, stood four look-alikes that glared at him with looks so cold, he felt like a mere child in front of the hokage once more. "w-what!? Where did the fox brat go?!" it was then he noticed the blond child to the far left. "b-b-but HOW! I sliced you in half!"

Menma stepped forward to speak when kurama and naruko held him back "hang on menma. I think we should use the opportunity given to us here" "yeah menma, kurama is right. I want to see how well my crystals can cut through this prick" mizuki, realizing that these four now meant to 'avenge' the original naruto, quickly took out his last fuma shurikan and distanced himself from the four "HA PLEASE! As IF you four children could do anything to-

"MAGNET RELEASE: CRYSTAL RAIN/BANSH'O TEN'NIN/ KAMUI!"

MeaaAHHHHHHHHHHH!?" the resulting combination of attacks decimated the bastard with by first tearing his arms off with swirling black portals and then pulling him into an oncoming rain of razer sharp crystal shards that cut and sliced through his skin and clothing until all was left was an armless mizuki whose features couldn't be seen anymore due to the heavy layer of blood that came from every part of his body. Kurama looked over to naruto who watched the scene with horror filled eyes. Yet he could also see the satisfaction in them as well "hey naruto! You still have to use your powers yet, how about you give this traitor a shinobi's execution!" naruto hearing this simply stayed silent but slowly placed his hands together.

When he withdrew them, a long spear with tribal looking markings seemingly faded from the silver swirl on his palm. The tribal markings glowed red to show that they were infact seals. He then slowly walked up to mizuki as the other 3 watched on. Finally reaching his point of interest, naruto placed the tip of the spear at mizuki's mouth… and pushed. The blade shot down his throught and came out near the lower spine. As he walked away all that could be heard was the name of his technique. "BLADE SKILL NUMBER 1: IMPALEMENT OF THE DAMNED". The clearing then lit up in a unholy green light as the pike set itself alight with flames as green as the grass it scorched. Mizuki, already having died when the spear severed his brain cord, simply fell apart into ashes until the flames stopped and all that remained was a blackened spear that soon to, fell to ashes.

Menma being the first to regain his senses looked towards his (new) brothers back after watching him literally errase his opponent. "holy shit ruto… remind me not to piss you off ever". It was then that an anbu squad and hiruzen himself appeared on the scene. "ANBU! Clear up this mess and secure iruka and the scroll. I will handle naruto and his… friends" the anbu followed their leaders orders, leaving the four god-children and him in the clearing alone "now then… I guess you four are naruto's… others" kurama, being the wisest out of the four, walked forward to address the sandaime "yes lord hokage. My name is kurama, the black haired boy and white haired girl are menma and naruko respectively. The blond to my left we have decided to call by our original's name as he resembles him to an uncanny level"

Naruto, being confused as to why kurama spoke as if he wasn't here, decided to file it away for later and also spoke so as to remove any suspicion "as you have probably guessed, my resemblance to the original isn't just in looks. I also have most of his personality and memories making me a near clone of him. The only difference being my strength". Menma and naruko watched with awe as naruto played his part "wow… did NOT expect to see that"

The hokage simply looked down in sorrow due to the knowledge that he had lost his grandson because of his own inability to act before he used to jutsu. "very well. i am sure you all know that your original was not a ninja and about his burden. Well from here on out I am fixing that. I am assigning you all the rank of gennin and you WILL attend a council meeting tomorrow morning so as to decide what to do with you considering the bloodlines I saw you use on the traitor."

"HAI HOKAGE-SAMA" the four then took off towards naruto's apartment all the while letting go of the breaths they had been holding in the face of the hokage. "hey kurama?" the red head turned to his brother mid leap so as to answer him "yeah ruto?" "why did you tell jiji I died? I mean, did you see how much it hurt him" "yes naruto I did. But you must understand that if I had told him the truth, he would have either not believed me and thought us as mad. OR he would have believed me and tried to kill me as, don't forget, I AM the beast that attacked this villiage long ago."

Realisation hit naruto like a train as he realised, from this night forth, he was not allowed to exist as his 'past' self. "speaking of which, why did you attack the villiage?" kurama was about to respond when naruko stepped in "don't kurama, if he finds out now then you run the risk of THEM coming after us quicker because HE would have been exposed. Im sorry naruto but it is best if you don't know."

By now the four had reached the apartment and were sitting down in his living room. "ok fine but I have one other question." Menma was the one to respond this time, except without the manners the other two had "fucking hell ruto, your on a goddamn role with these questions. Go on then" naruto then looked at his others with a deadpan and simply said "what happened to our clothes?"

They then finally noticed that their appearnece had been changed. Naruto was wearing the standard konaha outfit, kurama was wearing a red and gold of his fathers cloak and menma was completely shirtless with torn black jeans and golden greaves/braces and finally naruko was wearing a simple white and blue battle kimono with diamond jewellery. "huh your right little bro. I guess kami made them for us and we didn't notice because we were laying the smack down on mizukunt"

Kurama, deciding that they had endured enough 'excitement' for tonight stood up and suggested that they should go to sleep to prepare for tomorrows council meeting. Seeing as they were essentially the same person, they had no trouble sharing the same bed (with some trouble due to the size)

Next morning

Naruto and co were walking towards the hokage tower to receive their headbands and attend the council meeting about them. They were currently talking about their excuse to avoid the CRA "what about if we say we're sterile?" "no menma that wouldn't work. Lets be honest we DO want children in the futre so that excuse will eventually fall though" "naruko is right menma. What about you naruto, you haven't said anything yet?"

naruto looked towards his others with a small nervous blush "um well.. I only have one idea but I'm not sure if it's a good one. We need to take four spouses for a clan but what if we make ourselves ONE clan with FOUR houses? Like the hyuuga do?" expecting to be berated for his stupid plan, he was surprised to see them looking at him with pride "that could actually work! Nice one naruto!". Kurama and naruko watched as menma got naruto in a headlock and rubbed his knuckles against his forehead playfully. "ok that's enough, boys. We're here now. Lets grab our headbands and the id's hokage-sama has made for us, then the council meeting."

The four then walked into the hokages's office. No words were said as they were given four dark blue headbands, all placed on their foreheads. The children and village leader then walked down a wooden corridor to the council chambers where the council was waiting for their leader's 'important news'.

"hokage-sama, why have you brought that child here?" a fat civilion asked with a sneer. "I have brought THEM here because they are the important news I alerted you to. These children are kurama, menma, naruko and of course naruto. Unfortunitly the naruto before you is NOT the naruto you know. The original used a forbidden jutsu last night that while trying to apprehend mizuki. He ended up destroying himself and giving life to these four."

As the fat councillor sat down, a pink haired woman stood up in shock "WHAT!? Please hokage-sama, please tell me you're lying! Naruto-chan can't be dead!" "I'm sorry mebuki-san but it is true. I know you cared for him and if not for your late husband, would have adopted him. Naruto became these four before you. However, that is not the point of this meeting. The reason I have called you here is because each of these four possess a bloodline"

Silence ran throughout the chamber until an old warhawk stood up and looked at the four with greed in his eyes "what bloodlines are these hokage-sama?" "I do not know danzo, I have called them here to explain them to us and how they possess them"

Naruko, having been chosen as the one to speak for them, stepped forward "if I may lord third. Me and my others have these bloodlines due to the parentage of our original. His father was related to both madara uchiha and the 2nd kazekage. This is what has resulted in my magnet release and menma's mutated eternal sharingan. Naruto's mother, due to being an uzumaki and from an unkown clan from the land of iron, led to kurama gaining a mutated version of the rinnegan and OUR naruto getting a new bloodline that allows him to create weapons and seals with the two marks on his hands. We have decided to call them the hands of creation."

Danzo, being the power hungry person he is, leapt into action at this information "I propse we enact the CRA so these four bloodlines can reinforce our villiage". The shinobi side looked on in disgust as danzo had just signed away these childrens futures as baby makers. Luckily naruto himself stepped forward with his prepared plan "actually danzo san, I must decline that motion. Despite our differences, we ARE of the same blood, meaning that we are already one clan. Instead we will each become heads of a house in our clan. These houses will not be main and branch like the hyuuga, no offense hiashi-san" hiashi dropped his glare almost as soon as he had raised it "these houses shall be known by our bloodlines. The house of blades for me, the house of crystal for naruko, the house of sages for kurama and menma will be the head of the house of mirrors, as is the main ability of the sharingan."

While danzo was at first infuriated as this boy had denied his wishes as a council elder, his anger was calmed as naruto's plan, while not what he originally wanted, meant they WOULD still give the village four new bloodlines, just not as he wanted. "I accept this naruto-kun, now danzo I would like for you to sit down and not speak as it was not your place to place the CRA on these four. While you will still need to take a spouse before the age of twenty or donate your dna to the hospital, you will be able to lead your houses without opposition"

Unfortunately, the civilians still saw naruto as his past self and one of them, a skinny merchant, was VERY vocal about this. "hang on a second hokage-sama! Are you saying you're going to give this THING a place in our villages nobility?!" "I would like to remind you CIVIIAN, that you have NO say in this. And also in case you have forgotten, the original Naruto no longer exists and therefor, neither does the nine tails sealed within him!"

The merchant sat down, having had his argument annihilated by his leader. "now onto my other reason for your four being here. As I said you four are to be gennin but you will NOT have a sensei. I will be placing you four on a team of your own but you will have to attend the team announcement so the other gennin can meet the new you's. it is starting in 1 hour so I suggest you leave now"

"hai hokage-sama" the four left in a shushin of their own, a collective swirl of crystal, black flames and metal dust. "fucking troublesome showoffs" "I agree shikaku".

Academy-class 34C 1 hour later

The class was silent as the news of their ex class-mate naruto sunk in. iruka had limped in and while speaking about the risks of being a ninja, an ANBU nin had come in and given him a sheet of paper. Iruka had then given the class the news of naruto's demise and the four who took his place. While some such as ino and sakura were simply rigid and silent, others such as kiba, hinata and surprisingly sasuke cried tears for their fallen friend. This was noticed by sakura as she looked towards her crush for comfort only to see him shedding silent tears for naruto.

"sasuke-kun, why are you crying, I thought you hated naruto?" those words alone had attracted the attention of the entire class and, unknowingly, the blond outside the classroom. "no… no I never hated him… he was my best friend sakura.. despite everything that happened to him he still smiled and played jokes so I looked to him as a role model of sorts…" the tears were coming full force now as sasuke spoke with a sad smile "despite how much he annoyed me.. he made me smile for fucks sake! How many times have I smiled since that day!?" it was now that the entire class could see the true sorrow on sasuke's face.

Then all of a sudden a familiar voice spoke from the doorway "he would be happy to hear that sasuke…" all the heads in the class shot towards the four new-old faces. Iruka, wanting to speak before anyone could interrupt him, walked up to them. "so you four are naruto's others then?" "yes iruka-sensei" "very well. seeing as you four are essentially the same as him, you don't need to introduce yourself. Just say your name and take your seat."

Kurama wanting to speak to the class went first "very well sensei. My name is kurama uzumaki, the others behind me are naruko, menma and naruto. we have called him naruto due to the resemblance. Before we take our seats i wish to say a few things. That I am sure my others would agree with. Do not feel sorrow for what happened to naruto. despite him being gone, he also loves in us four. We are him and he is us. We feel and remember all that he does and did so we carry with us all the bonds he did."

With his piece said, the four walked to the end of the stairs and took their seats, with kurama leaning against the wall. "also before I forget, watch your asses. We also inherited naruto's love for pranks and now there's FOUR of us" the dark grins on all four's faces was more than enough to spark off a chuckle from sasuke, which led to the entire class laughing at the four. "you may be gone… but I'll give you this naruto, you left one hell of a reincarnation behind. Four of them"

As the class calmed down, iruka reached for his team sheet. Calling for silence he read out the team arrangements (teams 1 – 6 are pointless) "right. Team 7 is sasuke, sai and sakura with kakashi hatake. Team 8 is hinata, kiba and shino and team 10 is ino, shikamaru and choji. Oh? hang on there's a note here… team KMNN (kami-nin) :members: menma, naruko and naruto with kurama as team leader.

The entire class went silent as they looked back the four celebrating their team arrangement. The class thought about the chaos the four would cause with their pranks, bloodlines and tempers. This was all summed up in one phrase thanks to shino

"we are all fucked"

(AN: ahhh sweet god! My fingers hurt. This is 3x as long as the others and by god are my arms killing me! Writing this entire thing on a small laptop was NOT a good idea. Hope you enjoyed and as I usually end this

WRITERSBLOCK-NO-JUTSU OUT!)