Again not mine, but this story is. Many references to the OFUM which belongs to Miss Cam.

Chapter Two: Sauron on Chocolate

There is a new store in the Universe, it is in a plot hole between the PPC headquarters and OFUM. There is not a day that goes by when nothing exciting happens here.

"Those damnable Hobbits, they make a huge mess every time they come here!" Leto yelled as he cleaned up the mess Pippin and Merry had left. "Wait until I get my hand on them!"

In the corner Smeagul was lounging and napping, his whip curled up cutely beside him. He never went anywhere without it. He is hard to entertain, but Leto lets him come to work with him to help spot fangirls and canon characters. The only people that minis somewhat listen to is the staff at OFUM and their adoptive parents, which makes them really useful around here.

Just when Leto finally finished cleaning up the mess the Urple Bandits made, a stranger came in the store. He was wearing a large cape and hood. With long, confident strides, he walked up to the counter and waited. Leto started wondering who this person could be. It definitely was not those Hobbits, they were smart enough to not try the same trick twice.

Leto approached the counter. "Hello sir, what can I do for you?"

"It is more, 'what can I do for you?' Mr. Haven," the stranger returned.

"What do you mean, exactly?"

"I can give you anything that you ask for, just name it," the stranger said. "For a price."

Before thinking Leto replied, "Ways to keep the Hobbits from the chocolate." Then, Leto realized his mistake. "SMEAGUL, why didn't you tell me that this is a canon character? Why?"

Smeagul started to roll around with laughter, he was awake the whole time. Just as if he knew this was going to happen.

The stranger lifted his hood, and Sauron's helmet greeted Leto. "Give me a weeks supply of chocolate bars," Sauron ordered.

A thought came to Leto. Smeagul didn't tell him because he had something to do with this. Leto timidly asked Sauron, "Do not give any of this to the minis, please." With that Smeagul did not look happy.

"I will not." Sauron returned.

Sauron gave an un-pickable lock with its key to Leto, "This should keep them out of it."

With that Leto gave the chocolate bars to Sauron and Sauron left immediately, "Miss Cam is going to kill me for this one," was all that Leto could think.

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The next day Leto put up a sign that read "NO CHOCOLATE TO ANY NON STAFF MEMBER, NO CHOCOLATE TO ANY CANON CHARACTER." In little letters underneath it,

"ID required for all purchases of chocolate."

Behind the counter a large cupboard, made of steel (imported from Earth, the nice thing about being in a plot hole is that you have access to all other worlds as well) fixed behind the counter, with the lock that Sauron made for it fixed solidly on to it. Sort of like a convenience store on Earth, but with way more protection on it.