Dear Fanfiction

by starpokemon123

Oh my Harvest Goddess, Alan, Ben, Collin, Daren, Edge, Finn, Nik, Nak, Flak, and Harvest King! Get your facts on the people right, writers! Dear Fanfiction because sometimes we need to explain the truth. Rants from yours truly in drabbles. Warning: People got them rant pants on. Not responsible for tears, crying, murder, or disappearing food stolen by the writer/ranter.

3. Sincerely, Molly

Dear Fanfiction 3

Dear Fanfiction,

I know I look innocent with my huge eyes. I know I have cute little hands. I know I have that little bob of hair. But you know. I KNOW WHAT SEX IS! I do not appreciate getting hooked up with every guy (girls in a few cases) on this damn island.

I do not have a terrible past. Angela and I are NOT related. I am not related with Kasey. Kevin and I have no relation. I came here to the island because a pesky little harvest Sprite told me tome come and save the island that I have never, ever seen.

Sincerely, Molly

p.s Seriously? Setting me up with Chase? Why? Opposites attract?

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Star: I LURVE Chase. He's my HM lurve! Review? READ ME: I am not trying to bash ANYTHING at all. I will not bash specific stories. I HATE flaming. This is also not much of criticism. I just want people to remember the facts, and keep them straight. It's for humor purposes only. Just want to bring laughter to people. ^.^ Have a starific day!

~Star out