Kadori froze for half a second. Inside, her brain was running around screaming like a high school cheerleader, flailing her arms and shaking her head. After a moment had passed, she shook her head and glared at the man she was currently being carted around by. Just before reaching the battlefield, she gathered her strength and planted both palms firmly against the guys chest; releasing said energy into a strong shove and freeing herself
"ExCUSE me?! Look buddy, I really appreciate your help and all, but I don't give those kind of rewards, OK? In case you have forgotten, we are presently on our way to stop my FRIEND from destroying the village! And I need to get to my schizophrenic Summon! Do you really think it'll help the situation if you are putting the moves on me while we arrive? I don't."
With that, she turned on her heel, stuck her nose in the air and marched off towards the battle. She arrived in time to see the giant snake go down and some freaky looking kid save himself from an impromptu make out session with the concrete. She watched, still progressing forward, as Abbadon turned towards the boy with a snarl.
"Hey genius! Could you humans please try to remember that I'm not the bad guy here and STOP ATTACKING ME AND QUIT FREAKIN GETTING IN MY WAY?! The enemy of my enemy is my friend, remember? So next time you decide to pull a little stunt to 'help', point it in the right direction, morons!"
Before the storm cat could turn back to her previous engagement, Kadori swiftly called out to her. Bending over slightly and bracing her hands on her knees, she plastered a big smile on her face.
"Oh Abbadon! Could you be a sweetly and come her for a moment? C'mon kitty kitty kitty."
Abbadon froze for a moment before visibly cringing.
"Aw crap! When did the 'princess' show up? Grrr, that little human can put me back in my place. Better not piss her off. Maybe she wont notice that I was about to tear that rat boy apart?"
Turning around, the massive cat bent her head as near to the ground in front of Kadori as she could get it.
"Yes, Kadori?"
Kadori clasped her hands together over her heart and batted her eyelashes. Abbadon was mentally writing her last will and testament. In a sickeningly sweet voice, Kadori practically purred sugar coated death to the demon.
"Would you be a dear and do me a favor? I need to do I little trick and it's going to leave me a bit... fatigued. Would you be a doll and support and protect my body for me in the meantime? I'm sure I can think of some way to repay you for it later."
Gritting her teeth together in a forced smile (as much as a sixty story cat can grin. it doesn't much look like a grin at that size) Abbadon forced her response to be calm and... nonlethal.
"Of course Kadori... chan. How about my neck? Just under my horns?"
"Oh that would be perfect ya big blue puddy tat!"
A strong, yet steady wind swirled around Kadori, lifting her up into the air and planting her on the beast's neck. She settled down behind one of Abbadon's twisted horns and busied her hands with complex seals.
"This spot will be perfect fluff bucket! Oh! I just thought I should let you know that I felt a very familiar presence on the way over here. I think we should be expecting the arrival of a certain fox demon soon."
Abbadon had been in the process of turning back around to face Shukaku when her paws unexpectedly tripped over one another and she stumbled into some building that had so far survived the battle till that point.
"Oh but what am I randomly rambling on about? It's not like you'd be concerned with the opinion of a powerful nine tail, now would you? Now stop distracting me, I have to concentrate!"
Kadori closed her eyes and began to gather her chakra, man was this move going to wipe her out!
"Who's distracting whom?"
"What was that?"
"Nothing miko."
"That's what I thought. Now, I need you to hold Shukaku still for a while."
"How long is a while?"
"Half an hour maybe?"
Abbadon eyed the enraged rat in front of her. He wasn't much, but a pissed of demon was still a pissed off demon. Not to mention she was adverse to touching the thing. It went against her pride as a cat. You don't fondle your food. You're supposed to catch it, torture it a while, kill it and eat it.
"What can you do with ten minutes?"
End of Dream
Naruto woke with a start, falling right of his bed..."what the hell was that." Naruto frowned and rubbed his head. "Why would I dream about Kadori and a giant blue thunder cat? And more importantly why were they fighting Gaara?"
OOC: Ok it's late and the letters on the keyboard are no longer making sense... oh wait, that's right... they've never gone in alphabetical order. Silly me. We shall finish this later.
Shinkan Don't kill Gaara! I love him! Noooooo!!
Mye ... No more sake for you.
Shinkan sniffle But it's so good! And it goes great with illegally obtained pictures of Gaara... I mean sushi! Yeah, sushi!
Mye You gave my fish sake?! You monster! I'm never letting you fish sit again!
... Are you guys as confused as we are? Good. And this is where we bid you adeu!