The Hunters of the Stars Chronicle One: The Hunt of the Self-Proclaimed Lord

Vieraheart15 here! My brother Wight Mamba and I are back for another chapter of our most insane story so far! In this chapter, the hunt for the self-proclaimed Lord of the Wood commences, and Darling, aka Live Bait, the world's loudest Viera, gets stupider. The reoccurring Basch appearances are Wight Mamba's.

Chapter 3: The Self-proclaimed Lord

"Now, Darling, we're spending almost all of our bounty getting you out. You'd have better behave!" Hilron said as the Viera was released to rejoin her comrades.

"Look on the bright side, kupo! We got to keep the candle, and a really kupo pie." Pommel remarked.

"I want a huge slice!" Darling exclaimed.

"No pie for bad little Viera who get themselves arrested for idiocy in public!" Said Greta angrily.

"A genius, which I is one of am!"

Pommel sighed. "Why don't we leave her here and forget about her, kupo?"

"This story is about a five pointed star. She's the comic relief too. This story wouldn't be funny without Darling." Hilron explained.

"Clan Pom-Pom hired her over another Viera. Of course, it was in the dark, and Darling pushed the other Viera out the door…" Tom-Tom added.

"The other guy here gave me pixy sticks! They were great! I was high on a sugar rush all day!" The stupid young Viera yelled happily.

"Those weren't pixy sticks." Greta told Darling.

"Now, if Moron Theater is over, it's time for a special guest!" Hilron announced.

Hilron whistles and then walks in two guys holding a big sheet of glass and then again a blond man this time in a clown costume jumps through the glass while juggling chain saws and goes after Darling.

"You shall pay Fran for eating the map!" Basch exclaimed.

"I'm not Fran, my name is Mqjx, but you can call me Nuku Nuku!" Darling cried excitedly.

"He-yuck ha ha ha!"

"Mqjx? How on Ivalice do you pronounce that!?" Greta asked.

"You pronounce it Dar-ling." Darling replied. Clown Basch grabbed Darling by the legs and started flailing her into the walls and the floor!

"Okay, this is getting out of hand!" Hilron yelled. He whistled and then a guy in a pineapple costume came in and chased out Clown Basch.

"Hey! Look at this mark! It's for two Viera. And it's signed by a Jote, Leader of Eruyt Village." Tom-Tom stated. He pronounced Jote like it was spelled, not how it is said.

"Who is this Jote?" Greta wondered.

"Eruyt Village? That's in the Wood! I've never been there, but a friend of mine went crazy there! I don't know who this Jote is either." Darling added, pronouncing Jote's name the same way Tom-Tom and Greta did.

"We need a guide." Hilron said.

"I've been there! Lots of times! Their leader is Jote, she's a pure white Viera, which means the males think she's hotter than the other Viera and she hates me so much!" Darling yelled, pronouncing Jote's name the proper way.

"'I need you to kill Lord Janzyn for messing with my baby sister. And I need you to kill his… Uh-oh, there's a word here Darling can't hear… sister Lena for harassment!'" Tom-Tom read.

"Let me see that! Oh my…" Hilron said.

"Wow! That's worth a lot for Janzyn's head alone, kupo! That's twice what that kupo pumpkin was worth!" Pommel remarked.

Later, in the Wood…

"I'm home! I was born in one of these Viera villages!" Darling yelled.

"Kupopo! You were not! My cousin Pomegranate says that you were born in a badger hole, and adopted by Moogles when your kupo mother died giving birth to you!" Pommel hissed.

"The badgers were my godparents! They sued the Moogles for custody, but they lost, kupo!"

Hilron spies a pom-pom in a tree, and a little white catlike creature with wings scurries past. A ton of Moogles pour out of the trees carrying spears and stab Darling a few dozen times before vanishing again.

"I'm cheese!" Darling cried out, full of holes.

"Let's just get into that Viera village. This place is giving me the creeps." Greta stated.

In Eruyt Village…

"Which one of you lovely ladies is Jote?" Hilron asked some of the Viera women. They ran off.

"And do you want to buy Darling, kupo?" Pommel asked.

"More and more Humes humiliate us by the day, although the Moogle is welcome." Said a heavily-accented voice. A Viera with pure white ears, unlike Darling's which were black at the ends, was standing before the group.

"Yay! Kupopo!"

"Are you here about the bill I posted? Normally, I wouldn't do this, because I can't stand Humes, but my sister Mjrn is in great danger."

"Are you Jote?" Hilron asked.

The Viera nods and Darling smiles.

"Remember me?" Darling wondered.

"I wish I didn't. You had better be a hunter, or else I'll cut your little throat out." Jote snapped.

"I'm a hunter! I'm an elite hunter!"

"There are two Viera I want you to kill. Lord Janzyn lives somewhere deep in the Wood with his sister Lena. Lena has a crush on me, and Janzyn is with my sister on a regular basis. I fear for Mjrn's safety with this man, and I hate him. Kill Janzyn and Lena both, but if any harm should come to Mjrn, you get no bounty."

Suddenly when she finishes saying that, the world grows dark and in big orange letters the words "Self Proclaimed Lord, The hunt begins!" appear.

"Come on! Is that really necessary?" Hilron asked.

Meanwhile, somewhere in the United States of America…

Wight Mamba: Yes it was… DEAL WITH IT!!!

Vieraheart15: Like I have to deal with people thinking I stole their OTP, whatever the heck that is. Really, I don't know!

I don't own "All Purpose cultural cat Girl Nuku-Nuku", the References made to "The

Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy", Pixy stix, or Lord Janzyn or his stupid sister Lena (Vieraheart15 owns these two, but I have her permission in that case.)

The Moogle Impalement squad in paragraph one is my property

What to expect in chapter 4, "The worst mark ever", The Hunters have began their hunt for Lord Janzyn and his psychotic sister Lena. Be sure to expect more references to stuff and maybe an appearance by a certain Sky Pirate and his Viera partner!