MWA HA HA HA HA!! I HAVE SUBMITTED TWO CHAPTER OF THE SAME STORY IN ONE DAY!! YES!! Aren't I awesome? Now, all I need to do is get people to read it...
Disclaimer: I no owney South Park. But, you had better consider that a good thing. Chapter 3 – Before Bed
Butters yawned, and Cartman frowned.
"You're tired already?"
" Y-yeah."
"So you're not gonna stay up for pizza?" Butters sat up all the way. He had been half-laying on the floor.
"I-I guess I will. I'm k-kinda hungy." Cartman actually smiled at him. Butters smiled back.
"Now that's the kind of attitude I like." Cartman turned away and picked up the phone. He ordered a pizza, then hung up and started digging through his dresser.
"God damn it, where is it- oh, there." Cartman pulled put a very large wad of money. Butters stared.
"Wh-where'd you g-get that?"
"Er- that's not important. You know, unless you really wanna know."
"I-I guess."
"I got it from-uh-my mom's…job." Cartman blushed lightly. "It's almost 3000 bucks." Butters nodded. Cartman didn't like talking about his mom.
"Th-that's a lot." Cartmaqn looked away, at the door.
"Yeah. C'mon, let's be downstairs when the pizza gets here." Cartman walked out of the room, and Butters follwed him down the stairs and onto the couch in the living room. They sat staring at the T.v blankly for a few minutes.
"Hey, Butters…uh-nevermind." Cartman stopped, and Butters frowned. That was the fourth time Cartman had done that. What was up with him? He couldn't…no way.
"Eric?"
"Hm?"
"Wh-what were you gonna s-say?"
"Nothing. It's nothing. No big deal."
"It d-doesn't s-seem like n-nothing." Cartman turned and looked at him.
"What in hell is that fucking supposed to mean?"
"N-nothing. You j-just l-look like y-you w-want to tell me s-somethin-" The doorbell interrupted him, and Cartman got up to get the pizza. Then Cartman trudged up to his room, and Butters watched. He then began to follow Cartman up. He had apparently forgotten how hungry the smell of pizza can make you. Cartman had left the door open, and the smell coming from the pizza was intoxicating. It had been quite a while scince Butters had eaten pizza. As he walked in the room, Cartman opened the box.
"How many pieces do you want?" Butters opened his mouth, then closed it. He had to control himself.
"J-just one, I'm not supposed t-to eat too m-much."
"Butters, it's pizza. That's what it's for." He handed Butters the piece and then went to turn on his X-box 360.
"You wanna play?" Cartman asked, and Butters shook his head. "Okay, fine, be a jew." Butters giggled a bit. Cartman tended to call everyone a jew. Cartman threw him an odd look then started to play whatever game he had in, while eating the 4 pieces of pizza he had grabbed. Butters watched him play. This game was so mindless and bloody he could practically feel his brain cells dying. Butters laughed to himself, then laid on the floor, and stared at the ceiling. He wondered what time Cartman would go to bed tonight.
You know, that was just as short as the last chapter!! Damn! But, no matter how short this is... just remember that the next chapter will probably be just as short. Lol, actually, they are. It's kinda sad. I should've just put this as a one-chaptered thing...oh well. I like it like this.
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