Chapter 2 Sasuke's Smooth, Very Smooth (i. Sasuke):
"Don't blow this; I want her to know I actually respect her with that shitty attitude, she herself came, so isn't that enough for to see exactly what she's planning, after all?"
"Have fun, then." Suigetsu says, "There's no way in fuck I'm eating with that bitch,"
"You and Karin can sort out your problems later,"
"I don't think so,"
"It's good you're not going to dinner with us, because I'd rather bang Naruto in a threesome than you, Suigetsu,"
"What, so you can sleep with her? And that's fine, I don't give a shit,"
"That's not— Suigetsu! Quit it, just because Karin is in the living room in my apartment does not mean I will sleep with her, I'm actually on your side with this, it's like sleeping with Sakura, that's disgusting."
"Fine, fine. Go have fun on your dinner trip and be back by 9 or something."
"Why do you care?"
"Because I, Karin's- Damnit Sasuke, just go and get the fuck out,"
"Why are we fighting like we're a gay couple, Suigetsu?"
"Because we might be gay, Sasuke."
"You're serious?"
"Go, Sasuke, get drunk and have fun and if you get close to it enough and have that chance—touch her boobs."
"I will. I will. And you know what? I freakin' will." What a dumbass. Why did I pick him to be my assistant along with me traveling? Whatever happened to Juugo?, he was so simple.
I walk into the room, and as I walk I see it's a nice apartment, comfortable amount of space, a leather sofa, a nice shower, nice soap, amazing view, nice bed. Damn, I've got it good.
"Hello, Redhead."
"Hello, Duckass."
"You were serious when you said, or about to say you were going to kill me in my sleep if I called you Redhead one more time?"
"Why would I not be, Sasuke? I worked with you for over two fuck-" She's stern, so I cut her off.
"Do we really need to go over to this conversation?"
"Yes. I'd like to now, please." How can she keep such a straight face?
"Okay. Dinner. Dinner, what would you like?"
"A meat platter with your balls on the side."
"Excuse me?"
"Exactly." She crosses her arms.
"You know, when I first met you down in New York, your cute round face and how you blushed at me that day, it was cute. But, now you're just a crazy bitch."
"Thank you for the compliment."
"You- you're evil!"
"You're the one that invited me over. You're scared, pretty boy? Don't tell me that, because I know you're not."
"I need to go pee."
"We're civilized adults now, no need to blame it all on me, Sasuke. Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke…"
"OH GOD. I swear these days she won't stop fucking with me."
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"Wait, did we just have that conversation?"
"What? The one about when I told you I wanted a meat platter with your balls-"
"Yes. That one."
"Of course not."
"What? Are you purposefully mindfucking my brain, to get your way? Or did you repeat my name on purpose?"
"No, it's just you. You're over-reacting because you're a pansy, you know.
"Thanks. About dinner, eating is nice by the way, be serious about dinner because I'm obviously the man with the wallet."
"Let me guess, the man with the pants too?"
"Nice dress, Karin." I smirk.
I look down near her legs, and her leather boots. My eyes lift up near her black dress; embedded with black layers of ribbons and bows, short as down to her knees or maybe even further, I remember she has delicious curves for a female, her hips are amazing. And then her face. She has nice lips, red as rubies, an oval chin and eyes shaped like—
"I'd like to go to… what's the most expensive restaurant you got?"
"Heh," I pause, "You're a platinum digger, a gold digger almost, not quite there."
Waking up in Boxland:
One dinner and I'm nuts about her, much less I have sex with that evil chick.
The next morning I'm in bed with her and her hair is up my mouth and I choke on it for the next ten minutes before she wakes up and Suigetsu's not there to save me.
I can't get away from that crazy bitch. She's not the only one playing this game though. This is war.
A/N: Chapter Two!…was finished up quickly because I needed to occupy my time with something other than drawing for once. About damn time I wrote more.
The, "It's just like sleeping with Sakura" is for my dear friend Mura whom I love and enjoy, and do know she'd kick my ass if I'd say anything positive on Sakura so that line is for you, dearest.
If you bitches flame with your pansy Sakura loving friends, I will find you.