Kisame nodded 'which one? ' he thought looking between the others. Deidara still scared from the Sasori incident whimpered. "Stop your fuckin' bitchin' blondie!" Hidan snapped glaring at the bomber. "Hidan,Truth or dare?" Kisame asked finally. "Hump! Dare!" He stated boldly.

Kisame grinned his shark like grin,"Sweet! I dare you to prance I said prance into leader-sama's office-" He said being cut cut off,"What?! Hell no!" Hidan yelled. Kisame glared at him but grinned once more,"The other option is to let Zetsu eat you and you stay there for three days strait." He growled hoping the second one would shut him up,"...I think I'd rather do the fucking first one..." Hidan grumbled out glaring at the shark man,"Now before I was rudely interrupted I'd like to finish my statement." Kisame hissed glaring back at the zealot.

"Now the dare is you go into leader-sama's office with a tu-tu on singing 'I feel pretty' and not one curse out of you or we do the second choice too!" Kisame declared crossing his arms and smirking at Hidan. Hidan's mouth was wide open,"Jashin fucking damn it!" He yelled about to jump on the shark man and beat the living daylights out of him. "Don't get so worked up Hidan!" Deidara yipped from his seat,"It was your idea in the first place, yeah!" He added.

Hidan gave Deidara a death glare,"N-never mind,un..." He mumbled gaze to the floor. Hidan stood grumbling curses here and there, Kisame had to get the tu-tu and Deidara was afraid that if he said or did anything else Hidan would kill him. Hidan wandered down the hallway to Itachi and Kisame's room the door was open so he walked in,"How the fuck do you own a tu-tu?"

Hidan questioned watching the shark tare through his closet. "I don't wanna go in to it..." Kisame replied finally finding it in a box labeled 'pranks' he held the tu-tu up so Hidan could see it. Hidan's eyes widened and he ran from the room,"I'm not fucking wearing that!!" He yelled running down the hall right into Itachi's grasp,"Fucking let me go!" He spat gripping the hand that pinned him to the wall it was slowly gripping tighter making it harder and harder to breath. Itachi ignored the jashinist in his grasp,"Kisame should we get Zetsu?..." He asked wanting the zealot to be eaten badly right about-"N-no!" Hidan screamed kicking and thrashing now trying to get away.

"Not yet we'll give him one more chance." Kisame answered then looked at Hidan,"Now are we going to wear it?" He asked mockingly. Hidan nodded he'd turned dark red from the Uchiha's grip. Itachi released the zealot who fell to the floor gasping for air. Kisame handed Hidan the tu-tu and dragged him to his feet,"You can use our room, Hidan..." Itachi hissed since they were a whole three feet from the door. Hidan glared at the two but walked in to the room and locked it.

Ten minutes later Kisame bust the door down,"Hidan where the fuck are you?!" He yelled noting that the Jashinist wasn't in the room and the window was open."He ran..." Itachi stated peeking in to the room. Hidan was by now outside running like hell,"There is no Jashin damned way I'm wearing a tu-tu and singing like a girl!" He hissed.

Itachi jumped out the window and landed on him. Hard,"Fucking damn it get the fuck off!" The zealot raged thrashing around trying to get the Uchiha off him. Itachi leaned down to Hidan's face,"Ready to be eaten?.." He whispered. Hidan froze,"NOOOOOOOO!!" he howled clawing at the dirt to get away. "Then wear the damned tu-tu and sing you little sissy." Itachi hissed before getting up and dragging him back to base.

Hidam finally caved and put the overly girlie thing on now he stood in front of Pein's office hand raised to knock. Thinking better of that he just grabbed the handle and ran in,"Hmm?" Pein looked up from his desk. "I feeeeeel pretty! Oh so pretty!" Hidan yelled/sang trying to sound drunk,". . .Hidan?" Pein asked totally dumb founded. "I feel pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gaaaay!" Hidan sang again. "What is wrong with you?!" Pein yelled getting to his feet. "Nothin'...Do you think I'm pretty leader-sama?" Hidan asked leaning over the desk.

"What? G-get out of here you drunk!" Pein yelled pushing Hidan towards the door. Hidan stumbled towards the door resisting a little,"Leader-sama am I pretty?" Hidan asked again having fun with this now. Pein twitched,"Gah! Yes, sure just get out!" He yelled kicking Hidan in the back. Hidan hit the wall outside the door with a sickening thud, "...Ow..." He mumbled sliding down the wall Pein slammed the door and locked it so Hidan couldn't get back in.

"Fucking dumb ass comes into my office, annoys me with his stupid blather, and then starts hitting on me?! he's going on a mission for a very long time..." Pein mumbled sitting back at the desk and rubbing his temples. Kisame and Itachi walked over,"That was too funny Hidan!" Kisame said holding his sides Itachi had turned a light shade of pink again from holding back the laughter.

"Shut up and move! I'm getting this damned thing off me! I feel like a fuckin' pansy..." He muttered getting to his feet and going into his room to change out of that ugly tu-tu. Itachi and Kisame walked back into the living room Deidara looked up,"H-how'd it go, un?" The blond asked. "It's been two hours Deidara if Sasori was going to do it, it'd already be done." Itachi said noting the blond was still holding his knees to his chest in the chair he was in.

Said red head finally unlocked the bathroom door and looked out relived that the blond wasn't in the room anymore, he came out,"There is NO way I will ever 'do it' with him...he's brain dead if he thinks I'll do that." He mumbled locking the bedroom door.

to be continued

(alright I'm sad to say this might be the end. I've yet to decide if I can torture Kisame...I know I can do it but... I have nothing here so warning I believe this is the last chapter...)